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Cancel the season! Yankees are a bunch of jerkoffs stranding the bases loaded in a 1-1 game and then the very next inning, the Rays play small ball and now all of a sudden, it's 3-1.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/10/2026

My September ISP bandwidth, tracked via a custom ASUSWRT cronjob and a custom data ingest + dashboard I built

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/09/2026

I mean, this checks completely. Just look at him. Picture screams "ax murderer"

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/09/2026

The jerkoff engineer I complained about constantly is now on paternity leave. Now that he's out, the amount of fuckery I am finding in his work is beyond a pain in my ass. Now I have to clean all this shit up. His paternity leave needs to be permanent, because the guy sucks at what he does

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 27/09/2026

I miss New York so much

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/09/2026

Joe's Pizza at 3:45am. I love New York City!

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/09/2026

I love it when they call me Big Poppa I only smoke blunts if they rolled propa

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/09/2026

Insufficient food. JFC. You ever go to an event and then you need to go out to eat later. Fuck outta hea

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/09/2026

Can uber drivers not soak themselves in a shit ton of cologne please and thanks. I'm fuckin dying in here. christ

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/09/2026

Jesus Christ almighty. Windows 11 is such a buggy piece oif bloated shit. Explain how the start menu becomes unclickable until a reboot. How does this bullshit happen? techcommunity.microsoft.com/discussions/... @microsoft.com get your shit together

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 20/09/2026

I find it cute that the three Indian families on my block all share one riding mower to do their yards with. One dude bought it but they just share it

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 18/09/2026

Good thing everything's so expensive that I just got paid today and the entire paycheck can't pay one of my credit card bills. My savings has been taking a shit

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 17/09/2026

10 years in prison is not good enough. You do this to a dog, the only thing acceptable is being sent foot first through a wood chipper

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 16/09/2026

Nothing is ever fucking easy where I work. You go to do the simplest bullshit and you end up down the rabbit hole fixing 20 fucked up libraries and wanting to choke out offshore engineers

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 16/09/2026

Who'da thunk suggesting that we should put the top 10 Billionaires into the Squid Games every year on Nextdoor would get you banned (I stand by this statement. Fuck a billionaire)

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 14/09/2026

Nope. Nope. Fuck this. Wrong direction. Cool the fuck down

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 14/09/2026

How about it! Dave Grohl's kid dropping a bitchin rock jam music.youtube.com/watch?v=MHHP...

music.youtube.com

Violet Grohl - Bug In The Cake (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by VioletGrohlVEVO

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 14/09/2026

TIL there was a full on swing revival that happened in the 90s. Was watching For All Mankind and "Put a Lid on It" by Squirrel Nut Zippers came on and I was like "Damn, this reminds me of Hit the Road Jack" Went down the rabbit hole a bit hole and they recorded it with ribbon mics and tube amps

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 11/09/2026

25 years later and if you show me anything to do with the 9/11 rescue dogs, I am a complete sap

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 08/09/2026

7 year old just casually listening to Bulls on Parade in the other room, which is badass 🤘 #resist #makegoodtrouble

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 08/09/2026

I better get these motherfuckin Olivia Rodrigo tickets from the pre-sale request list. Ticketmaster can blow me. Wifey's got a milestone bday and I really don't have anything else planned. Also, I didn't get Dasiy Chain Fields, so I'm just banking that karma will be in my favor this time around

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 08/09/2026

Well hot damn. Silo Season 3 finale made for some fantastic television. That was probably one of the top 5 endings to a season. Ever.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 03/09/2026

I will not waste a dime at a casino and I hate them, but I love me a casino buffet like I'm 75 with the AARP discount

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 02/09/2026

My boss hasn't bothered me for two weeks and the day I have fucking shit to do, he's coming at me with 95 audit problems for fucks sake

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 01/09/2026

Fuck this. Fuck this so much

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 31/08/2026

They put so much gd chlorine in our tap water. I just washed dishes for a while and my hands smell like I've been in a swimming pool all day

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/08/2026

Fuckouttahea with this shit. It was cooler all last week and now I need to put up with this noise?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 30/08/2026

Google is a fucking pile of shit because these motherfuckers and that piece of shit billionaire Sundar Pichai were among the first to listen to that rapist, 34-count felon motherfucker by renaming Lake Ontario. FOR FUCKS SAKE. What reality is this

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/08/2026

I've complained about Happy Eyeballs before. Happy Eyeballs is a gd jerkoff the second a dual-stack split-horizon DNS isn't 100% mirrored.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 28/08/2026

How the ever living fuck am I supposed to read this captcha?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 27/08/2026

I'm done with the bullshit state of the world and crashed out on Discord and on a text thread

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 27/08/2026

Y'all. My mid 2000s garage rock playlist. Bangers. Jussayin music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

music.youtube.com

Joe's 2000s Garage Rock Revival Bangers

Playlist • Joe C.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/08/2026

I'm gonna read Dolly's Coat of Many Colors to kiddo tonight in her honor. She got it from her Imagination Library program. I'm such a gd sap. I already couldn't get through it the first time. Idk how I'm gonna read it without losing my shit tn

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 26/08/2026

My Luna turned 10 today and I love her so much 😍

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 25/08/2026

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ, we lost Dolly Parton today? God damn it! She was a national treasure.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 24/08/2026

The one gd thing of river rocks I need at Menards is the only one out of stock and the people who need to forklift some more for me are busy loading a gd truck full of pavers and I don't have time for this shit

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 23/08/2026

Any time a streaming service raises prices, or locks the service down to one location while they make billions in profits and their execs are paid millions...

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 21/08/2026

Anyone remember when Microsoft didn't own GitHub and it wasn't a pile of shit with perpetual outages?

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 18/08/2026

Dog, you're a jerkoff parent if you name your kid 'Jana' but it's pronounced Jenna. 100% of people are going to call her "jah-na" (Ja as in Ja Rule) and mess it up.

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 18/08/2026

The ol' tism brain is at it again when it's after midnight and instead of sleeping, I'm comparing traceroutes of various services on Frontier Fiber and Spectrum (in the overlap I have both ISPs active). I'll let ya know who's got the better routes

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 13/08/2026

Oh for FUCKS sake! I was testing something at work tagged an aws asset with clusterName: 'deez-nuts' and accidentally left it there. No one noticed. Next thing you know, it showed up in our drift report when the infra code ran 🤦‍♂️

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 12/08/2026

Let's look on the bright side of AI fucking up the supply chain with RAM... In capitalism, companies are chap bastards. Computer manufacturers looking for any reason to reduce the amount of RAM needed in newer devices, and it's forcing devs to fix their bloated ass inefficient software

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 11/08/2026

Google Groups is a good idea in theory, but it's a pile of shit

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 10/08/2026

BULL. SHIT. It's not the MacBook Neo that is making @microsoft.com strive to optimize Windows. It's that Windows 11 is an inefficient pile of shit and every app ever is built on Electron, which uses like 2GB to print Hello World. They are TOTALLY doing this because of the RAM shortage

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 10/08/2026

You know what you can't do in the summer? Turn your heat down to 63, put the fireplace on and snuggle under a blanket with an oversized sweatshirt

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 10/08/2026

In winter, there are no mosquitos or houseflies

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 09/08/2026

I want a Philly cheesesteak

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Dr. Joe @portfolioso.com · 08/08/2026

Seriously fuck the summer. I'm done with it. Heat rage

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