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@portabledan.bsky.social
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Incompetent secret agent. Sweetie-pie. Junior inventor going on senior inventor.

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Janet Ghoulcia (on Vacation 🇯🇵) @gameonysus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yall are always crashing out.
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@grubb.wtf always a couple weeks behind, but I just heard you mention Assetto Corsa via F1 fandom and got so psyched because I am on this same journey recently. COME WITH ME!! Sounds like @robzacny.bsky.social is going down that simracing rabbit hole, too.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 27/08/2026
I think GTA6 looks good but you know what would actually be impressive? If Rockstar managed to open the Strait of Hormuz. Let’s see them do that.
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@patrickklepek.bsky.social @gameonysus.bsky.social in the pursuit of frog-based platformers. Just saw this www.reddit.com/r/AnaloguePo...
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From the AnaloguePocket community on Reddit: I finally released the demo of my Game Boy game, Ribbit!
Explore this post and more from the AnaloguePocket community
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Cristian "Undead" Rodriguez 🎃🎃🎃 @cristian.wtf · 18/08/2026
Im a pig and click baiting is my garbage
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The people demand chalupas. Rise up (but for real).
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The monkey's paw is so confused right now
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s never been a better time to not buy new tech
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This all shows up if you google google. Is that good?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A lot of y’all need diaries.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
SUPER ADVENTURE ISLAND HUDSON SOFT 1992 SNES
Mode 7 Master Higgins coming right at ya
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
she's giving me that facehugger its about to make my john hurt
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 03/05/2026
lmao ferrari
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
was marco rubio the white house insider
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You should watch this if you're in a tech bubble.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
sometimes you just have to go all-caps in the headline www.theverge.com/podcast/9170...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun · 14/04/2026
They want to destroy anything they don’t understand. They understand NOTHING.
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Bloodborne movie is a 4k60 remake to be released for the Playstation 5.
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Bring it to Sega Bass Fishing
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
get his ass please, Your Holiness
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
JD Vance heading back to the States from Hungary and Pakistan
Leonard Nimoy on The Simpsons, standing with his arms crossed in front of a monorail whose emergency chutes have been deployed, saying, "Well, my work is done here."
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
the artemis ii pics of the moon and perfect splashdown reminded me what actual science looks like – instead of, say, an ai program named clifford that can write christmas cards for me.
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So when you got this free game this week and decided to pick up all the DLC on the cheap, this is the kind of effort you funded, folks.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Is this satire?
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Matthew Rorie @frailgesture.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
if you sing the song "electric avenue" you can pretty much just say "crash bandicoot" instead and it works
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Wes Fenlon @wes.readonlymemo.com · 04/04/2026
"Using OpenClaw with Claude AI is about to get a lot more expensive" is indistinguishable to me from "Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
(seeing drama on here) uh oh!! Looks like the blue sky is getting a little.... overcast!!!!! (accepts check from podcast app overcast)(me selling out immediately becomes the next source of drama)(I try to defend myself as a leader in the independent podcast industry)(I delete my account and 'as a leader in the independent podcast industry' becomes a meme for three hours among like 150 users until word gets out someone with a picrew avatar is 3D printing and selling fleshlight attachments for Boston Dynamics robots)
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This reads like a very ADHD sentence
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 30/03/2026
Alright, NO PEEKING: Can YOU guess what this video game magazine ad is for? 🤔 (...And if you already know, hey thanks for listening to the Giant Bombcast, +5 podcast points 🙂)
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What is happening
This ain’t it, Vice
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 29/03/2026
Tim Robinson saying "there's a new ps5 pro price that's supposed to be nuts"
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The GBA has never been more powerful.
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Jordan Middler @jordanmiddler.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
An Ouya is now worth $10,000 when adjusted for inflation.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Art
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
lots of talk about AI music production on the timeline today. i would rather cut my fingers off with a chef’s knife
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michelob ultra instinct @taylorcocke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
when i was 12 my dad handed me a copy of Dune like it was the fuckin bible. when i was 14 he handed me The Stand
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026
they literally renamed the entire company after this
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
hitting up a rando is probably better for your mental health than any chatbot www.404media.co/chatgpt-lone...
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Texting a Random Stranger Better for Loneliness Than Talking to a Chatbot, Study Shows
A newly published study of how college students interact with chatbots and human strangers showed talking to a random person offers more connection than an LLM.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 16/03/2026
DLSS stands for Don’t Look, Shit Sucks
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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Me, whenever a cool new multiplayer shooter or fighting game drops 😑
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Who does it serve to use passive voice
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I really enjoyed this Bears season through Bluesky and @remapradio.bsky.social.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/01/2026
the pope's blessings are not eternal
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dancraig @portabledan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I will NEVER stop using the Oxford Comma! Not in this lifetime, the next lifetime, or even the one after that!
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 17/01/2026
You should be able to rent other people’s algorithms on TikTok (with permission) with an option to adopt it as yours.
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