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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Laying in bed in a different orientation than usual. I genuinely can't tell which direction I'm laying anymore
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may @maysuser.name · 07/09/2026
I had no expectations going into finding emily (2026) but had an incredibly fun time, theatrical romcoms are so back
I had very little expectations going into finding emily other than "angourie rice deserved better than mean girls (2024)" but I was pleasantly surprised at just how much I loved this one. while there are a number of incredibly baffling decisions this film makes, the beauty of a good romcom is that none of that actually matters if the core romance works, and angourie rice and spike fearn have some pretty great chemistry. but for fun, here's everything dumb about this film.

there are three separate social media montages with some absolutely wild music tracks: chappell roan in a straight romance??? call me maybe in 2026??? come on what are we doing here. there's a podcast with dramatically outsized influence for an official university production. both leads are incredibly and increasingly destructive yet face minimal consequences for their actions. by the end they should both be fired and emily likely deported, how is this relationship supposed to work?? there's a strawwoman sjw stereotype who seemingly exists solely to drive the plot forward while feeling weirdly out of place with the rest of the film's politics. angourie rice's bangs and makeup are giving taylor swift. that one isn't actually a problem, I'm honestly so here for it, but I did spend the entire film thinking about it.

but the thing is, none of these are enough to ruin the film and I honestly loved the rest of it. the film looks pretty solid, it's nice to see a romcom with some actual lighting (I know I said this about one night only (2026) but my point still stands, it's dire out here now that most of the genre is made for streaming). all the characters are incredibly likeable, with a pretty solid supporting cast—shoutouts to cora kirk and prasanna puwanarakah who steal every scene they're in. while mostly standard, there are a few scenes with some fairly inventive imagery, and the pacing is kept relatively tight throughout.

when a film is good enough no amount of nitpicking can ruin it, and while fi…
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Proud of myself for getting over 10,000 steps in a day for three days in a row!
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may @maysuser.name · 12/06/2026
no one wants unsolicited transition advice, but as a girl who had no idea where to start and needed years to feel confident enough to just be a woman, here's everything I wish I knew going in maysuser.name/posts/boymode
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A Boymoder's Guide to Becoming a Confident Woman
Or: How to transition backwards
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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
why does my back hurt 🦌
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ana @totebug.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
media preservation got too mainstream now i'm into destroying media
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ana @totebug.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
title of the wikipedia article for Pegging (sexual practice) 

underneath it reads Not to be confused with Peggle
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Finally went through and cleared my tabs on safari, it was genuinely pretty cool seeing the past 7 months go by like that.
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En @eldritchbee.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
As #Over/Under wraps up tomorrow, I am feeling so damn many emotions it's hard to sleep. This has been a literal life-changing game to play in and I am quite literally mourning so many of these characters who I'm not going to see again, but god, I loved them all so so much.
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Delta🚀 🔜 MCM @velocitycatte.space · 31/10/2025
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En @eldritchbee.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
#over/under fucking crazy tonight holy shit
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I realize that a lot of people aren't aware that a true spiritual successor to the Motocompo has appeared, and it is FAR better designed and more capable than the new Honda Motocompacto. Everyone: meet the Icoma Tatamel folding electric trunk bike!
A woman standing next to a bumblebee yellow Tatamel motorcycle, unfolded, in front of a concrete planter box. Two Tatamel's at the Icoma stand during an EV conference. The yellow and black one is unfolded while the wood side panel one is folded in suitcase mode.
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Talia 🪻 @natalatalie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm incredibly happy to say that... I put a little EP up on Spotify. Go feed ur headphones with it :) open.spotify.com/album/0LXd8j...
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natalatalie · EP · 2025 · 5 songs
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Clover (🎃👻) @boob.quest · 03/04/2025
gals gays and joel
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Clover (🎃👻) @boob.quest · 03/04/2025
joel is ouppygirl like and share if u agree
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Clover (🎃👻) @boob.quest · 28/03/2025
women in STEM? nah i need women inside of me
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
should I learn lapidary?
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Clover (🎃👻) @boob.quest · 26/03/2024
fag bag of holding
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
@joel.obama.games hi
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
omg it's so nice being able to get ready in a little under an hour now
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may @maysuser.name · 18/03/2025
i'm being bullied
terraria world with a bunch of letter statues saying "MAY IS PUPPY" except the U is a V because Jemme can't spell
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Love libraries 📚 Painted one
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
finally got myself a hair dryer with a diffuser! :>
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@joel.obama.games
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Emma @emmapengo.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
fuck yeah
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 22/02/2025
may sickos yes. I'm assuming she has paw beans
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GreemBeans @greembeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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✦ Lain @p0rcelainice.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
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Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
MILWAUKEE—Growing more despondent as each turn brought them no closer to a conclusion, an exhausted group of friends was reportedly coming to the realization Friday that they had been playing the boar...
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Ender @crypticcroc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
White Flowers '21 and old piece I realized I never shared and sadly don't remember what all the flowers are in it except a few. #illustration #digitalillustration #flora #flowers
I unfortunately dont remember all of the flowers in here, but what I do remember is bloodroot, wild strawberry, and white lily flower (i'll replay to this later with the list of flowers if I find my notes)
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✦ Lain @p0rcelainice.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Elster but make her ouppy #signalis
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✦ Lain @p0rcelainice.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"so why do you wanna work here?"
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snorvalp✿ @bosseduppup.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
bleghhgh
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porc @porcupinesauce.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
loitering is a crime
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may @maysuser.name · 06/02/2025
girl who cuts a tic tac toe board into your thigh and forces you to inject estrogen into a space when its' your turn
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Riffa @loonmoder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
1984
Sign that has been edited from "no parking" to "no barking"
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
they got the last guy who tried that pushing a big stone up a hill forever
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Sherri @grinchkicker.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.
A pattern on an embroidery hoop. It features 7 different knives with the words "no spoons left only knives " written around them. The pattern is drawn in blue washable pencil.
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"The four stages of bologna(with flug) "as you can see there aren 4 stages of bologna being 4 that are in my sandwich" said flug wearing glasses, holding both a sandwich and a stick, pointing to bologna lunch meat
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/01/2025
one of the reasons i don't go hard against younger people not knowing how their ipads work is that i had a garmin gps in my car at age 16 that read driving instructions to me in homer simpson's voice and as a consequence i have to live in a place for 5 years before i know how to get anywhere
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator for public works. I was in charge of dumping gallons of estrogen into the local water supply every day to demasculinize the population
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/01/2025
tgirl who only takes phytoestrogens because she wants to be a plant girl
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Ellen || Artist, Cinephile, Gardener, Bibliophile || She/Her @imaginariumarts.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Things you can do if you’re feeling helpless right now about the state of the world; especially if you have limited options due to disability/illness/economic status: - Learn about gardening & Homesteading - Learn basic 1st Aid skills - Collect Names/#s of local immigration counsel & legal teams
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
LUMEN 6 (1999) Acrylic on Panel - 32" x 32" Looking for the way to the light, a moment of discovery at last. 1/2
A young woman wearing an oversized red tunic and blue jeans stands barefoot on a ladder high up in an enormous chamber. Patterned with recessed panels, the wall gives the impression of a vast ancient library with no books on the shelves. The wall curves suggesting the space might possibly go on forever. As she props opens a panel and stoops to peer out, her straight blonde hair is swept to one side so we can see her face bathed in light. The light pouring in cuts a downward diagonal past a transparent sphere that dangles from a wide silver ring looped at her waist, although the top half of the ring is obscured by the drape of her shirt.
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Ender @crypticcroc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I will post more of my works this week, new and some old ones I've yet to share, just got a lot going on but may also share some sketches of big upcoming projects I'm doing >:D
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
apparently if you bring a set of lockpicks and a flipper zero to an escape room the workers get mad at you. god forbid i try to come prepared
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