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Poptart

@poptart.bsky.social
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IT guy in North Texas

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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 22h
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m already voting for her but this would get me out knocking on doors
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
love of the game
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone make this guy eat some of Cornyn's brisket abomination
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's not like people are going to like him more if they really get to know him
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imba
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
needs more keyboards
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's basically his job to try and keep Trump on side... helps to be shameless like Rutte but I don't envy him.
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chris Farley's Tommy Boy: More Please!
ALT: Chris Farley's Tommy Boy: More Please!
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nice wrench
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you do things in novel ways you don't have precedent to back it up as a sure thing but they might not be on their face unconstitutional.
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we honor your sacrifice
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some missile better than no missile but also fuck them for not offering the best
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meanwhile Texas literally feels like it’s on fire every time I walk outside
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ohio state losing is the preferred timeline
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ok the percentage is high
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may sometimes think it in the style of the song but no
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
othermeans.substack.com/p/war-is-a-h...
othermeans.substack.com
War is a Highway
Just Drive Straight You Idiots
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My brain spits out war is a highway on the regular
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
fool congress with this one weird little trick
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how about we put them in the wood chipper instead of trying to win them back
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/09/2026
If the USA is such a capitalist hellhole, why is it the only country to celebrate Labor Day?
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did you make this decision while very hungry
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t mind a bunker at the White House fuck that ballroom though
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
invited to the cookout I guess?
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
do they get an AI summary of your posts
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s a giver
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I ran out of steam at 25
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's nice when shitheads don't get their way
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've been on this diet before. I still haven't really recovered to the point where I want to eat just pickles. I could crush some pickled jalapenos though...
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is also true of mustard
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
nothing to add other than I had bratwurst and sauerkraut with my beers at the local brewery today and it was nice. so yeah sauerkraut a+ would recommend.
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
yeah it's not like he's been hiding it
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
man's packing heat
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rip all the bozos
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AI uprising?
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that's why the correct answer is you burn the trash and recover the metal
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They have entire floors of VPs in their corporate buildings
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mark that down, senator schiff
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
those are some hight tech fucking bins
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Spare jar of pickled jalapeños here
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bro really thought he was cooking with that last comment
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sure hope so
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it has kind of gone off the rails at this point
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would never go to a breastaurant...except they're the people who have food and beer after your rec hockey game that started at 11pm
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Poptart @poptart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Gives Thumbs Down Reaction
ALT: Man Gives Thumbs Down Reaction
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