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Amber DaSilva

@ambericaoffline.beauty

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30 she/her nyc staff writer at Jalopnik AmbericaOffline.93 on signal (for mutuals)

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Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/10/2026

taking notes quickly in a dark theater is hard (this was during intermission)

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/10/2026

saw a movie

musk documentary title card

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 05/10/2026

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 05/10/2026

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 02/10/2026

they used to ask me all the time when i lived in crown heights, and i just kinda always looked at them like

does he know

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026

she's got a shower and everything

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/10/2026

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 30/09/2026

saaaaaame

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 30/09/2026

greg gets it

do you wanna come with me? sporus?

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026

jacket season

amber in a collar, tube top, jeans, and her battlejacket

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 24/09/2026

two drummers for the price of one

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 23/09/2026

i'm too pure to gamble

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 22/09/2026

i haven't been dialing in my "woman who lives in a van full of tapestries" energy for no reason

amber in a drug rug and a beanie sticking her tongue out

amber in a drug rug and a beanie

amber in a drug rug and a beanie, her glasses fogged from blowing on hot coffee

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026

this is fine

amber’s bedroom, full of tent

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 21/09/2026

😒🫸 getting gently lowered off a climb by your loving girlfriend 😏 👉 spending 20 minutes at the top of a cliff setting up a rappel based on remembered youtube tutorials

amber on rappel

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 17/09/2026

this one's so me because i never bring hair ties

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026

cams are so neat

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026

the collection grows

two of amber's bedroom shelves again, showing on the front twelve quickdraws, a bluw carabiner with a BD #3 cam, a yellow carabiner with a BD #2 cam, a red carabiner with a BD #1 cam, two green carabiners each with a BD #0.75 Z4 cam, two purple carabiners each with a BD #0.5 C4 cam, two silver carabiners each with a BD #0.4 Z4 cam, two blue carabiners each with a BD #0.3 Z4 cam, two yellow carabiners each with a BD #0.2 Z4 cam, a nut tool with a carabiner, two red carabiners each with a BD #0.1 Z4 cam, two carabiners full of nuts and tricams, carabienrs on four 60cm slings, locking carabiners on two 120cm slings, a locking carabiner on a 240cm sling, two spare locking carabiners, three spare wiregate carabiners, and her climbing bag

behind that all is a torch, a bottle of spray paint, a battery bank, a bottle of glue, tow lightbulbs, a lockpick set, a tape measure, a bike helmet, a first aid kit, a bike lock, crack climbing gloves, a spare climbing harness, a second pare of climbing shoes, a hammock, a climbing helmet with headlamp, three frisbees, a cowboy hat, a knicks hat, an umbrella, a sewing machine, a styrofoam head with wig, a bunch of tripods, five action cameras, her regular camera with two lenses, a set of dji mics, a drill, an impact driver, a reciprocating saw, a rotating saw, a rotary tool, and a shelf of assorted motorcycle tools, accessories, goggles, and gloves

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026

@giedzinski.com got better shots of The Fit

amber dressed as described

amber’s light up hip bag

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 16/09/2026

currently walking through bushwick in motorcycle boots, lululemon joggers, a sports bra, and a hip bag, carrying my helmet and feeling like the main character

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 15/09/2026

1957 stratocaster hard v neck carve my beloved

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 15/09/2026

looking at my wall with a strat, a dreadnought acoustic, and a mustang bass

haha i’m in danger

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 12/09/2026

the bedroom shelves continue to accrue a Normal Amount of climbing gear

two of amber's bedroom shelves, showing on the front twelve quickdraws, 28 carabiners (five locking), four tricams, her climbing rope, and her climbing bag (with two more carabiners clipped to it, holding cords and her shoes, and two more lockers inside on her belay devices)

behind that all is a torch, a bottle of spray paint, a battery bank, a bottle of glue, tow lightbulbs, a lockpick set, a tape measure, a bike helmet, a first aid kit, a bike lock, crack climbing gloves, a spare climbing harness, a second pare of climbing shoes, a hammock, a climbing helmet with headlamp, three frisbees, a cowboy hat, a knicks hat, an umbrella, a sewing machine, a styrofoam head with wig, a bunch of tripods, five action cameras, her regular camera with two lenses, a set of dji mics, a drill, an impact driver, a reciprocating saw, a rotating saw, a rotary tool, and a bouldering pad

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/09/2026

file to: parking situations that will get me an email from my landlord

amber’s press loaner bike and press loaner subaru forester trying to share a space

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 09/09/2026

i grew up in a very normal american suburb, a 90-minute walk from groceries

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 07/09/2026

sean patrick flanery and norman reedus are "catholic batmen" in explosive first reviews for new action thriller

boondock saints

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 04/09/2026

anotha one

amber's back on the wall

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 04/09/2026

@giedzinski.com captured my back and arms looking WILD at climbing

amber on a route, her back muscles going

amber being lowered from a climb, her biceps are bonkers

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/09/2026

I AM THE STRONGEST WOMAN ALIVE

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/09/2026

the gym’s hand jam problem isn’t taking any more of my skin

amber’s hands wrapped in tape to make crack gloves

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 01/09/2026

i literally look like this, shut up brain

amber in a sports bra and joggers in her bathroom mirror

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 28/08/2026

hey curtis, you wanna expand on that a little?

"no no, i wasn't a trans then. although sometimes i identify that way, would that make me...?"

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 27/08/2026

i saw this on a menu last night and i fully thought it was gonna be an ortolan pizza

pizza ortolana

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 25/08/2026

i am a thirty year old business professional and this is how i dress to go to the bank

amber on a motorcycle

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 23/08/2026

you can make the climb to this treehouse in motorcycle boots

amber, hair in her face from the wind, looking out over the water

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 19/08/2026

woman who is 30 years old

amber in a white sports bra and black joggers in her climbing gym bathroom

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 19/08/2026

i should’ve done better on this route but at least i looked good doing it

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 13/08/2026

sorry i can’t hear “would not date ghidorah” over this ghidorah image

lesbian godzilla and ghidorah

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/08/2026

little death is coming

teenage sex and death at camp miasma

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/08/2026

does anyone wanna give me 400 dollars for normal reasons

zojirushi 88-cup rice cooker

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 11/08/2026

the year of linux on desktop :(

amber’s manjaro install is fucked in ways she hasn’t yet diagnosed

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 07/08/2026

Off The Leash

mech pilot amber drooling through a muzzle

muzzled mech pilot amber playing armored core with a joystick and throttle

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 04/08/2026

i made it into the edit! i'm on dropout!

amber in a tee shirt that says "moto-critic" in a crowd of people with similar shirts. she has her sleeves rolled up though to make her arms look good

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 03/08/2026

i know that leather jacket and sweaty helmet hair

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 29/07/2026

ford ecosports only do this when they’re very stressed

car on fire

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 27/07/2026

inspired by @normalguy.online

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 26/07/2026

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 26/07/2026

comment of someone saying the blog is ai-generated, me responding saying they didn't read because ai can't post hole

Amber DaSilva @ambericaoffline.beauty · 25/07/2026

you haven't seen that one?

marisa tomei from the above image photoshopped over george clooney in the oceans 11 poster