Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 03/10/2026zero mission replay complete. i have officially beaten every nintendo-developed 2D metroid game fast enough to get samus to take her helmet off but not fast or thorough enough for her to take the rest of her armor off, back to back to back to back to back 41196
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 30/09/2026i also accidentally screwed up the dark horses' behavior so that they just use mana drain twice every turn. thirsty fuckin things. all my MP gone 312910
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/09/2026not quite fast enough to get the best ending, but still like twice as fast as the last time i played a few years ago 31277
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 26/09/2026while checking out on my steam machine valve was like "would you like any of your little woke and gay games to go with that?" 61189185
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 21/09/2026BREAKING: Takashi Iizuka confirms in interview with Famitsu that next Sonic game in development will have gameplay #SonicNews 21705166
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 16/09/2026the increase in fidelity between the first bloodstained and the upcoming sequel is so nuts 414224
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 13/09/2026xenoblade 2 continues to be. something. it's always something 820816
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 11/09/2026some small but nonetheless significant UI tasks have been checked off the slarpg v2.0 to do list 3979
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026i feel bad for the dozens of designers at insomniac who surely tried to tell their higher ups that no, their completely linear action game does not need a glowing trail constantly telling the player where to go (including leading you to side challenges and collectibles), only to be overruled 8887183
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/09/2026proto man is still the coolest guy ever and his model looks soooooo good in dual override 330151
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 09/09/2026toying with some minor adjustments to melody's side profile sprites for v2.0, mostly around her yellow ascot thing. her torso in side profile always bugged me 434845
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 08/09/2026one of the games on the website for this AI gaming conference looks like this and is literally titled "world of claudecraft." however stupid and uncreative you think these AI game dev people are, the reality manages to be worse than that 914613
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 08/09/2026one of many funny things about xenoblade 2 is how blatantly obvious it is which characters were designed by nomura. they're modeled in a completely different, more KH-esque art style from the main characters. it's making me hyper-aware that nomura designs anime characters with actual noses 9748194
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026anyway shortly after this the game apologized to me by giving me kos-mos as my third ever rare blade pull 51125
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 07/09/2026my letterboxd activity runs the full gamut of human expression right now 21276
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 05/09/2026i got another metal cardbot figure (bloodwing). i am continuing to fall in love with metal cardbot 3643
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 05/09/2026i don't follow modern x-men comics but they're about to do a crossover event involving the fantastic four (a series i do read), which i'm just now learning is a story about mutation spreading as a virus. which is. a choice anyway i like this cover of the first issue where johnny looks like a thumb 6758
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 03/09/2026i can't get over how bad the class-altering costume swaps look in revelation. like in many other FF games these would look fine, good even, but they don't fit the aesthetic of ff7 at all so it just makes it feel like the party is randomly cosplaying 181169
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 03/09/2026yep the aerial perspective sure does make the ff7r world feel tiny, just like i was worried about lol. the planet feels more like a fortnite island. guess this was unavoidable 41090
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 01/09/2026the king's field 1 lizardmen are so iconic. snatched waist with giant thunder thighs. pussy out 5679189
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 30/08/2026i know all social media is converging towards vertical video slop right now but i did not expect that to also include ebay 71567
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads 1580163039
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 26/08/2026some tiny cosmetic changes i can actually screenshot, because why not: the amber woods fire lookout tower is now visible in the distance from the peak of the hiking trail, and the 8-bit room now has matching monster and door sprites rather than using normal ones 324725
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 25/08/2026new female robot master!!!! we are so back. we have never been more back 14788171
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 23/08/2026if you need AI to help brainstorm a game for you and the end result is a game titled "metroidvania" that looks like this it's time to pack it up, buddy 1032948
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 23/08/2026denshattack's entire existence was leading up to this moment 116118
Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 21/08/2026i was not prepared for this baby sieg flashback in zeztz 415828