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Erica

@pomme.cafe
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Probably old enough to be your mom. Refuses to act like it. | It's okay. I think I'm weird and off-putting too. Be kind to each other, you fucks. Kiaru @ WrA

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Erica @pomme.cafe · 02/10/2026
Thanks to the power of friendship, we’ve just discovered the microtransaction equivalent of soaking.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 30/09/2026
Discord: "Okay, this bitch has, until now, refused to buy anything off our cash shop. It's time for the nuclear option."
A screenshot of the Discord shop featuring the "All Ears" collection, showing a banner with various illustrated animal characters and four items for purchase: the 3pc Alt Raccoon Bundle for CA$15.99, the 3pc Snow Leopard Bundle for CA$15.99, the 2pc Lunar Wolf Bundle for CA$10.99, and the Ribbon Kitten item for CA$5.99, each displayed with preview icons featuring avatar decorations and profile effects.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 26/09/2026
The AI future we deserve.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 09/09/2026
gonna tell my kids this was the iphone foldable
Microsoft Surface Duo
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 02/09/2026
You vs the girls she told you not to worry about:
A series of headphone plugs: 2.5mm balanced, 3.5mm unbalanced, 4.4mm balanced, 6.35mm unbalanced, 4-pin XLR balanced.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 29/08/2026
Wanted for cheese crimes.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 25/08/2026
The actual post is fortunately less WTF.
A X post from user Flash W (open for commissions) @Flash_W_Art. The post text reads: "Content theft, sexualized/pedophilic meme content involving minors, and pornographic spam are being allowed to spread on @tiktok. Meanwhile, MY original videos are flagged as “unoriginal” while stolen copies remain online and get promoted. PLEASE read this thread." The post includes two embedded screenshots of TikTok comments containing various cartoon profile pictures and Russian text, including a comment with machine-translated Russian text reading "I love penises".
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 25/08/2026
No, I can’t say I’d like any of those things. Jesus.
A notification screenshot from X, featuring the app logo on the left. The text reads: "Erica, you might like" followed by "Content theft, sexualized/pedophilic meme content involving minors, and pornographic..." with the rest truncated.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 20/08/2026
Not that anyone should expect better, but offering a tacit admission that you actively look at user inputs isn’t a flex about your product, but a giant red flag. AI is one of those things that could be great if properly used, but naturally the capital class is here to ruin everything.
A screenshot of an email from AltText.ai addressed to Erica. The email states, "You weren't just testing. You were using it for real." It notes that she ran real images through the service when writing alt text by hand stopped being realistic, and mentions that credits roll over. It also includes stats of over 38 million images made AI-ready, 97,000+ customers, a 4.8 star rating on G2, and trust from Microsoft, General Mills, and Tecovas, concluding with a "See your options" button.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 18/08/2026
Hot take time. Minidisc deserved so much more than Sony let it have. Decent sound quality*, swappable media, undeniable cool factor (fight me). Letting the record label strangle all the potential out of it due to piracy concerns was stupid.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 18/08/2026
I knew nothing about the music. I just thought the cover art was neat. I was not a smart kid.
The cover of “Eagles Greatest Hits Volume 2”, featuring a stylized black vinyl record with a blue, orange, and red centre label and sweeping white reflections across the record. The title appears in white at the top.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 17/08/2026
i'm gonna need you to step up your game, artists.
e621 search box showing two results for "halazzi (world of warcraft)"
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 14/08/2026
"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick."
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 07/08/2026
Mine looks like hole. :3
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 05/08/2026
I wish I had never learned of this game. At least in WoW getting stun locked means you’ll be dead in a couple of seconds. (Spoilers; I’m bad at PvP.)
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 04/08/2026
Funny furry number!!!1!
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 03/08/2026
Look. Vulpera are just bitey little guys. I can't help it. It's in my nature.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 02/08/2026
wow. rude. :(
Valeera Sanguinar says: This was your failure.
Valeera Sanguinar points at you.
Valeera Sanguinar says: Be quiet.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 30/07/2026
kagifeedback.org/d/504-sports... It's on their radar at least?
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 30/07/2026
$deity bless @kagi.com for trying to de-slopify things. And keeping their own AI bullshit sensible. - Translate uses AI effectively without getting in the way. - Assistant is explicitly opt-in (have to append a `?` to your query). - Attempts filtering garbage from search, not compounding it.
A dark-themed search result shows the page title “Calibrate Touchscreen on Windows 11 - Digital Citizen” from digitalcitizen.life. Two red arrows highlight interface elements: one points to a small "AI" icon beside the website name on the left, and the other points to an orange icon with a tooltip on the right. The tooltip reads, “Info for digitalcitizen.life (may be AI slop).”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 12/07/2026
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 10/07/2026
On-device captioning is neat but… not perfect. Or maybe it is.
Subtitles, automatically generated, incorrectly say “in car hornier” instead of “in California”.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 10/07/2026
Funny furry number!!1
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 09/07/2026
Looks at you like this. (Gayly)
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 08/07/2026
I love when past me realizes future me will forget setting something.
A screenshot of a dark-themed text editor showing part of a network configuration file. Visible text reads: “[Network]”, “# DISABLED: Use USB WLAN (wlan1) or Ethernet (eth0) instead”, “# See ~/READ_THIS_IF_YOU_CANT_USE_WIFI.txt to re-enable”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 29/06/2026
Me: “I don’t have that car anymore. Why are you referencing it?” Siri AI: “I found the manual in your files. Delete it if you don’t want me talking about it.” Fair, I guess. A little rude. Went to send feedback to maybe tune the response, but was shocked by how many attachments it wanted to send.
A very long, mostly illegible screenshot of a Siri AI report menu.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 29/06/2026
ASMR: Screaming Lynx edition.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 28/06/2026
It's been a while! I haven't commissioned much art in many years, but I have a few! #NSFW CW: Blood. Gore. Pee. Questionable-at-best-consent.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 27/06/2026
I was just trying to drive home and she had to go and make me cry. ;_;
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 26/06/2026
Dang that’s really low res.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 26/06/2026
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 25/06/2026
Some bosses are good, actually.
sounds like you are drowning, but I wasn't aware until today
Stop by the gas station and grab me one of these on your way in?
what can I do to help?
ZERO SUGAR
MONSTER
ANEROY
ZERO ULTRA
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 24/06/2026
Glad I had eye protection on when I violently exhaled through my nose at this.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 24/06/2026
I'm suddenly okay with violating the sovereignty of other nations.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 22/06/2026
Geez. These polycules are getting out of hand.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 22/06/2026
Most of my machines are named after foxes or cats, and my gaming desktop is a little mini-ITX build!
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 15/06/2026
You feeling alright there, iOS? (Is this a thing? Are skunks called Goons????)
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 14/06/2026
Kit is watching you masturbate.
A minimalist Firefox start page is shown against a deep purple background. Near the top center, the Firefox logo appears above the white text “Firefox,” with a wide dark gray search bar beneath it containing the placeholder text “Search or enter address.” The lower left corner features a large stylized orange fox face with purple eyes and a yellow muzzle extending partially off-screen, while a small circular pencil icon sits in the bottom right corner.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 13/06/2026
Redemption arc.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 13/06/2026
Finally, Slurpees come in self-harm sizes.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 05/06/2026
“You want mic? Okay. Try using it as a sounding rod.”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 02/06/2026
Excitement over a trending topic suddenly crushed by the realization it’s just a sports team.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 01/06/2026
Oh. Otters. Almost as good.
A fantasy game scene shows a white-haired character in a red and gold floral robe standing among small otter-like NPCs wearing tuxedos, top hats, and red bow ties in a warmly lit stone hall decorated with glowing lanterns, stars, balloons, and rain effects. A dialogue box from Ajisai says: “We bid you join us for the ongoing Make It Rain Campaign, where merriment abounds and dreams are made manifest with mounds of MGP! Whether you wish to play the Cactpot, race chocobos, or try your hand at mahjong, there is fun for one and all at the Manderville Gold Saucer!”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 01/06/2026
I would take one over what I’m stuck driving for now. My current car is the vehicular equivalent of
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 29/05/2026
I have not logged into this game in a looooong time.
A Final Fantasy XIV “Character” page for Erica Pomme on Goblin [Crystal] shows the “Class/Job” tab selected, with tabs for Profile, Minions, Mounts, Facewear, and Follow. Under “DoW/DoM,” job levels are grouped by role: Tank includes Paladin 70, Marauder 13, Dark Knight 60; Healer includes White Mage 60 and Scholar 52; DPS roles include Machinist 70, Summoner 52, Red Mage 55, and several unlocked or unstarted jobs marked “-.”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 29/05/2026
I heard something about a free play event and a cat backpack????
A desktop screenshot shows a large dark XIVLauncher window over a Square Enix account webpage. The launcher title reads “XIVLauncher 1.4.0 (06c3298)” and the center status says “Now patching ffxiv… Working on 0/143 104.7GB left to download at 17.7MB/s,” with a progress bar labeled “0%.”
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 15/05/2026
Same.
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 13/05/2026
It’s not a robot dog, it’s an
Aiyeen
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 08/05/2026
Check out this little guy I saw this morning!
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Erica @pomme.cafe · 07/05/2026
"Oh boy it's payday!" Fuck.
A promotional graphic for the Steam Controller on a light gray background. A black game controller with dual thumbsticks and large touchpads appears on the left. On the right, bold text reads “Steam Controller” with a blue “NEW” label beside “CDN$ 149.” Bullet points list features including magnetic thumbsticks, full Steam library support, four haptic motors, 35+ hours of battery life, and a Steam Controller Puck for wireless connection and charging. A gray button at the bottom says “Out of stock.”
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