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AGP Bukem

@polycement.coolgoth.zone
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linux user trying to have audio | it/she (NOT they) | 30-somethin i fuckin miss cohost bro ⚠️ WARNING: this user has collected all 50 oysters ⚠️ coolgoth.zone

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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 03/10/2026
cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Aliza Layne @alizalayne.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
it’s getting away!
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matt Johnson: i finally worked it out. how we're gonna get a show at the rivoli. (turns and writes "AGE REGRESSION" on whiteboard)
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 04/10/2026
frantically scrambling to conceptualise a version of mgr where raiden is trans but its no use. literally nothing about the game would be different.
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 03/10/2026
was at a trans lesbian rave last night and a girl came up and asked me if im transgender. ive been thinking about this all day.
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 03/10/2026
well?
peeing standing up?
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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fact & fib @phimeirai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pette
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bunnytaur doodle (he/him)
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 29/09/2026
packmates help i got bored of programming my quantiser module so i took a break to build it but now its built and i still dont wanna program it.......
quantiser module. it probably works? but the code is a big yucky heap and it only has 4 scales,
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 29/09/2026
somehow crouched down "wrong" and now i cant sit or stand so i had to call out of work. which is fine cos i slept like shit and didnt wanna work today anyway. but i know that in an hour my lisdex will kick in and my brain will scream and scream and scream at me for not being productive. awesome!!!!!
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 28/09/2026
so has anyone invented kibble for girls yet or r we all still just fuckin around out here
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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨 SCOOTER CHECKPOINT 🚨 REPOSY IF YOU SCOOTING youtu.be/ZAzWolkhqTY
youtu.be
Scooter - Posse (I Need You On The Floor)
YouTube video by ScooterVEVO
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 27/09/2026
i accidentally, branded myself, on the hairdryer yesterday....? having some complicated feelings about how it felt but. it does look kinda cool,
photo of my inner thigh with a mild, perfectly circular burn on it, with 3 lines crossing thru the center. looks kinda like the little plastic cheese wheels from trivial pursuit,
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eric @hiver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dumb but i’ve been thinking about this all day
Sketch of an electrician leaning on a junction box talking to another woman, presumably a trainee of some sort, saying, “black, red, and blue are your hots… white is neutral…”
“…and green is ground?”
“No, green is weed.”
On the right is a series of three drawings where the electrician plugs a vape into the green camlock, hits it, and gets electrocuted cartoon skeleton style.
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 26/09/2026
Seafowa thinking “kazooie is always pregnant.”
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 8: Gag Strip

Panel 1:

Mickey looks confusedly at a newspaper.

Mickey: Gosh... the stores are all closed, too! I... !

Newspaper Headline: Dog collars increasing in feminine favor

Panel 2:

Mickey has a very giddy, wide-eyed expression and smile on his face.
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 26/09/2026
played popn for like an hour at the arcade yesterday and i guess it crossed some good wires in my head cos barely half a day later i'm already searching for deals on 100mm arcade buttons. an ill-advised diy project lurks in my future....
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was the OG
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antlers @cervine.online · 26/09/2026
POV: you're holding a cucumber in left hand and fujifilm x-t4 with tamron 150-500 in right hand
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 25/09/2026
its my birthday..... its a scary number....... but if i recontextualise it as "5 in dog years" it sounds ok and im not afraid of it anymore :O3
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
world’s most Xtreme idols
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If cis gay furries are gonna be so misogynistic can they get better taste in characters first. I don't have to take that from a guy who thinks Nick Wilde is as hot as it gets
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 24/09/2026
packmates help my wife put the hob on hard mode
gas hob with BIG flame (scary)
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"
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🔥🐉𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦🐉🔥 @pelzidragon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Completed Patreon piece for @luxray.bsky.social Aaahhh this was so fun!!! 💀💀💀
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VESSEL3 @ribcageroom.monster · 22/09/2026
i may be stupid (2024) and the doggie today
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Kifa @kifa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
more lesbian #sefikura
Another sketch of lesbian sefikura with Sephiroth’s leaning into Cloud with a flirtatious and inquisitive look in her eyes. Cloud is too busy being hypnotized by her cleavage to notice. Both Cloud and Sephiroth are not cis women, what place on the gender spectrum they occupy is up to the viewer.
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 22/09/2026
whys it called orange juice when its yellow
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SeymourCox @realseymourcox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm about to post the most niche uppity video game opinion you've ever seen
Donnie Darko "I made a friend" meme format.

"We made a train game."
"Train game or tile-based logistics puzzle?"
"Logistis puzzle."
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.
chuffed.org
Support a Bristol antifascist on trial
Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
auntieeeee
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 20/09/2026
take note of my achievement.... most dogs cant do this........
tray of freshly baked "buttermilk" biscuits. theres not actually any butter or milk or buttermilk in it on account of im allergic to that. i guess it's also vegan but im not that i just can't eat dairy...
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doc @drbodacious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my biggest contribution to the internet at large was created today 5 years ago. happy birthday, image of ralsei smoking weed #deltarune
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𝖆𝖇𝖘𝖎𝖙 ♱ 𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓 @murkbone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I accept your fall from grace
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 19/09/2026
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AGP Bukem @polycement.coolgoth.zone · 19/09/2026
putting my headphones on and immediately remembering the singular downside to having fresh ear piercings
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
awakening
the necromancer awakening completely disorientated to person place and time... seems the ritual is gone... wrong
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can have sex by pressing the Y button. If you need to use ITEMs, you can toggle inventory with the L2 button and select an ITEM with the X button. Try using motion controls if you're worried about your penis or boobs falling off. Good luck out there. You'll need it.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 19/09/2026
incredible find in the invader zim fanforum archives of a thread titled "gay is a synonym for stupid" and someone replying to a post that says "If you weren't straight, your view of this matter would be much different." with an incredibly asinine obviously way too long reply and after a preamble their thesis statement sentence begins "I'm a white male, and I hear the term white-boy used derogatorily all the time, and"
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Spiren @casceth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
rework of an older piece (might still do more, but i like this version i think) #myart
a drawing of a large snake woman leaning over the viewer upside down, in a forest of roots and leafless trees. The snake woman and foreground are teal, and the background is yellow
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
woman on the dean’s list of 30 year old puppy girl university
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