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Steely Dad

@poliopoliopolio.bsky.social
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Calling me a dumb slut is ableist and true

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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 2h
Really switching up my Bluesky content
Gym mirror selfie bicep flex
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me as a salesperson at Men's Warehouse:
Screenshot of my notifications 

Thu 8 • 75°
2:27
Danny
now
That sports coat really makes me want to have sex with you
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you miss me? I missed you
Gym mirror selfie
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The new A Different World is pretty good and this callback really got me
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We saw you across the open floor plan
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I like the pretty pictures
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Congratulate me for going to the gym on Sunday by sniffing my pits
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My bag of laundry is approximately half my height
Asian guy with bag of laundry on his back that's approximately half his height
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We <3 Our Customers
Shirtless pic of Asian guy in boxers
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Legs and dairy
Mirror selfie Asian guy flexing legs
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sattttturdayyyyyyyyyys
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Morning phase
Pic of shirtless Asian guy in boxers
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sport
NYC summer streets pic of an Asian guy in a tank top with crowd running down ParkAvenue
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pic of t-shirt on a toilet
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honcho this Honcho that. Hon, choose a word other than "magical" to describe k holes in the woods
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I want to love something as much as Callum Turner loves Dua Lipa's ass
Callum Turner cupping Dua Lipa's assCallum Turner cupping Dua Lipa's assCallum Turner cupping Dua Lipa's ass
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love corn season
Shirtless mirror selfie Asian guy. Very gay
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I post for the people who grew up wailing “ahhhh! ahhhh!” in perfect time with the lady slumped backward over a gravestone in the Masterpiece: Mystery! opening credits and still do it every single time.
static.klipy.com
Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation
Alt: Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation, first shot is the fancy 1920s people dancing and then we quick cut to the lady with the amazing batwing hat and the magic eye fan holding a shushing finger to her lips.
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The preacher curl is the gay guy equivalent of your grandma putting her hair in a tight chignon to pull her face taut.
Mirror pic of Asian guy with inflated arms at the preacher curl station
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Remake (2025) - Ross McElwee
Same shot of my ass from the back but in white compression shorts
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love fashion
Mirror selfie wearing vintage chest stripe t-shirt with a slit cut between my tits
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Listen to the new Syd record
Asian guy gym mirror selfie
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would like to solve
A wheel of fortune board that says "AVAILABLE SL_Ts"
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Whole this Whole that Holy shit will you please shut up
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One simple trick would have shut up all the critics calling The Odyssey culturally inaccurate
Anne Hathaway as Penelope with a unibrow
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dad of a preacher man
Gym selfie Asian guy at preacher curl with temporarily inflated biceps
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Which should I post they're both so different
Pic of Asian guy me at the poolNearly identical Pic of Asian guy me at the pool
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of the best to ever do it
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Got a different boy every day of the week
T-shirt quoting Biggies verse on Lil Kim's Crush on you
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pull day
Mirror selfie with back
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
By room I mean 🦶🏼 By clean I mean 👅
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Besides having my pits licked I have no idea
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Someone clean my room for me
Nude mirror selfie
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Don't worry I removed all other tourists from the background of this pic
Pic of me in the hot springs
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pull day was pulling
Flexing selfie
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gaymes bond @tdutwo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Modelland defeats Gag City in the World Cup
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I still call this an Aaliyah bang
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Automatic repost
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bitch u live like this
Hair and back
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Trump comparing his P to a coke can, a remote control, and a deodorant spray can
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Flew across the country for a 30 min meeting and all I got was this pic of me in my underwear
Hotel mirror selfie
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tell me I'm big
Mirror selfie back
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Haircut
Gym selfie
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#1 Mrs. Hatt fan
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Back back back again
Back pic
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Did 5x325 squats today 🤪
My ass in underwear
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
In a world starved for good news, we just got a collective cultural victory: www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...
billboard.com
Afroman Wins Verdict Rejecting Lawsuit Filed by Ohio Cops Over Mocking Music Videos
Afroman won a jury verdict rejecting a lawsuit from police officers who claim the rapper defamed them by mocking them in social media music videos.
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Steely Dad @poliopoliopolio.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If I was in charge of the Academy
Picture of PT Anderson with three Oscars labeled IR.
Phantom Thread
Being married to Maya Rudolph
Jon Brion's soundtrack to
Punch Drunk Love
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