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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26

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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spooky month is around the corner!! Getting together a list of new to me horror movies.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
[a printed sign showing a picture of a blue slushy drink with a red straw.]
"The Blue Thing Is Back!"
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Koro★Rider🏳️‍🌈 @kororider.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Source: Kamen Rider SPIRITS Chapter 3
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The mermaid coffee shop has brought the Seasonal Beverage back so Halloween season is now officially started, hooray.
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水滴魚Blobfish @unnervingcrawly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#oc #furry
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh also Tails of Summer was pretty great. Super nice to have a 19+ con for so many reasons. Up next Howl.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
3d printing a 1/48 scale Urbanmech overnight cause my roommate is out of town and I'm super hoping theres no failures.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
External frame test fit.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Upgrading the internal frame structure.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The bodega honey pack tasted vile
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wait.. what did he just say?
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Scratchdex @scratchdex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Think she could teach you some tricks~? Using the most advanced 2D scanning technology, Pivot (skater bun) is now a cute collection of stickers :D
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🐢🍄VectorVictor🍄🐢 @vectorvictory.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy National Donut Day! Have a donut or two or three or five…….thousand….
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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 04/06/2026
save them!!
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Scratchdex @scratchdex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
what sound does a gooner make?? Honestly love the pilot and not just the cute cat girl. Hope to see more! <3
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
33 years ago today, Krusty the Clown was forced to replace Itchy & Scratchy with Worker & Parasite. “Krusty Gets Kancelled” first aired on May 13, 1993.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Lord Arse! 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 04/04/2026
SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS
Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
How the fuck do ironing boards wirk?
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Only one at the gym during furry con.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 04/11/2024
this cures what ails me every time
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Émilie Bourgeois 🩷🤍🧡 @hellopuns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon
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Scratchdex @scratchdex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Naughty but cute snuggles, anyone? :3c November sketch from P-site!
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Enrapured by the abyssal expanse, my vision and essence belong to the depths of the Atlantic. (I forgot my glasses and deodorant on the boat)
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
pov
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Furry con cologne.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Con fit.
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B🍋ycub > Fur-eh 2026 @boycub.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Gonna be hosting my first panel / event at @howloween.ca BINGO! We'll be in the fraser room on thursday the 23rd from 6:30 - 7:45 ! Come hang out in an eerily quiet room while tension steadily grows with each called number until you are swear and uncomfortable and hopefully win a prize idk
giant red flaming letters read "BINGO"

totally free
come win prizes
limited cards available

in the fraser room, thursday 6:30 to 7:45 pm
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
📼 no. 10: Lisa Frankenstein. Score one for the monster fuckers! Oozing with 80's vibes and... actual ooze, we get a vibrant revenge story through nostalgic tinted glasses. Some of the acting is a little off, and has more than a few WTF moments but still a fun watch. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
📼 no. 9: The Pyramid. Putting the Mid, back in Pyramid. Semi-found footage horror that had some really cool ideas and a promising setting should have made for a great time, but most of the characters being unlikable, and ps2 graphic cgi monsters really hold the whole thing back. 🎃🎃/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
📼 no. 8: The Monkey. Holy shit. So, I had zero interest in this initially due to the tone of the trailers. This is hands down one of the best dark comedy horrors I've ever seen. Over the top, elaborate death scenes with cinematography by the same director of Longlegs was a perfect blend. 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
📼 no. 7: Paranorman. Fully stop motion with lots of heart. One of the rare kids horror movies that balances the dark atmosphere without being too tame. Great characters, style and a great message. Will be watching again very soon. "Ow, my b🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃bs!"/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
📼 no. 6: The Dead Don't Die. Oh wow. Ok. So this one started promising then really started to lose steam for me. Lots of 4th wall breaking and just wanting to be a Wes Anderson movie so badly. However, Adam Driver and Tilda Swinton were hilarious and worth the watch. 🎃🎃/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
📼 no. 5: Longlegs. Another solid banger. Super creepy and tense with a healthy dose of the supernatural. I was always looking for little things in the background. Satanic glam rock Nic Cage silences the lambs all over Ft. Langley. Not 🎃nce, not 🎃🎃ice, but as many 🎃's, as he liiiikes! 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
📼 no.4: The Lighthouse. I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to watch this one. Another fantastic, dark, and stunning descent into madness by Eggers that leaves you questioning what truly is real and what is a nautical nightmare. Just like his lobster, I was quite fond of this one. 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞/5
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Haitch Kay But Spooky 🏳️‍🌈 @haitchkay.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
📼 no. 3: Nosferatu This remake, loosely based off of the literary classic Scott Pilgrim, is a treat for those who not only want to see vampire dong but to witness it in action. Joking aside, cinematography was beautiful, gothic, and macabre. Much more of a slow burn but never felt too long. Pt.1
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
📼 no. 2: The Last Voyage of the Demeter. I remember seeing this trailer with the slowed down "the world is a vampire" Smashing Pumpkins sting and never paid it much mind. Decently fun movie that takes inspiration from the captain's log portion of the original Dracula novel. No vamp dong sadly 🎃🎃🎃
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
📼 no. 1: M3gan. Honestly. A lot more fun than I expected. It felt like neat little callback to the slasher movies like Child's Play, and other murderous toy plots but with a fun furby angle. Pretty stoked for the second one where she's a superhero or something. M🎃🎃🎃gan/5
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
For the month of October, alongside my rewatch of every Simpsons Treehouse of Horror, I've decided to watch only horror and similar movies that I haven't seen yet. Me and my disturbingly low sense of media literacy are in for a treat.. or trick?
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
A guy in Winnipeg made a 45-minute fully produced feature-film version of "Steamed Hams" modelled after Louis Malle's My Dinner With Andre, so don't you go saying Canada is broken www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
youtube.com
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s that time of year.
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The Joy of Being Lint @lint.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Telegram messages:
“good girl swallow another battery for daddy. daddy doesn’t know how to throw these away kitten”
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
My son.
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Emotional Support Cyborg🔜Howl'26 @polar-captain.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Casual Crossfade Friday: different city edition.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/09/2025
Sparking chiitan✨ 電流爆破を喰らうと過去のことを一瞬で思い出せるんですっ☆
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