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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
La Copa del Mundo es argentina
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Starmer setting his departure for the day after the World Cup final so he could sleaze his way to free tickets, then England losing, is the perfect summary of his premiership.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions - Robert Wilson Lynd
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Religious sectarianism is when muslims vote for a pro trans white woman in a party led by a gay, jewish man. Inshallah
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Today, millions of people are heading out to work feeling hope for their country's future for the first time in forever. In a few hours, reform voters will be dragging thermselves out of bed to drown their sorrows at spoons.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
How do the labour right not understand that they can get away with ratfucking ordinary people and left wing politicians, but not political journalists for major broadsheet newspapers?
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why do they give the nuclear football to the president and not Tom Brady? [look up current football man before posting, perhaps Taylor Swift football man?]
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Fallout series is set in a cheery, optimistic fantasy world where China and the US don't go to war until 2066.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Accusing your opponents of being pedophiles while your party is run by Keir Starmer
media.tenor.com
two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
Alt: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying 'that's a bold strategy cotton, let's see if it pays off for him'
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I know it actually happened because the government are authoritarian pricks, but a VPN company would only have had to spend a relatively tiny amount on lobbying (bribes) to pass the Online Safety Act, and it would have been one of the most successful marketing moves of all time.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No matter how much kunt you eat, Croatian children eat
A pack of sweets called 'Kunterbunt' with a friendly/sinister cartoon frog mascot
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Why is no one buying my weasel shit wine? Everyone ate that gimmick right up when those coffee pricks tried it.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"Robotnik calls himself a doctor, but his monstrous meldings of animal and machine are a grim mockery of life. They must be freed from their metal and mental prisons." - Sonic the Herzog
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/10/2023
In any complicated geopolitical conflict, look to the side representing the interests of vulnerable people who have nothing. Those are the bad guys
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If someone told you that black children with leukemia shouldn't get treatment because it was dangerous, but it was fine for white kids, contradicting the rest of the medical community, would you believe them? If not, why would you believe the Cass review?
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
If you're more disgusted by Brian Thompson's death than his life, you worship wealth and don't care about humanity.
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Pocaton @pocaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Obviously the American 9/11 is always ignored because people are talking about the Saudi 9/11, but it's still really strange that I haven't seen a single mention anywhere on the 50th anniversary.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/08/2023
photo of a person dressed as a swamp monster wearing white undergarments and the text "sorry for acting weird, I am weird and it will happen again"
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