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Panderp

@pndrp.bsky.social
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Former HS teacher, photographer, dishwasher, styrofoam fabricator. Current eater and breather. In the post-truth era, memes are power.

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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Free beer tomorrow!
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When you represent the billionaires, you don’t need to waste time reaching out to the people.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unless you don’t want more people who can detect financial crimes around.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview...
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Plague Vaccine
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Accident. Spilled matcha.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The word for today is ambuscade.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Therefore 7 is 4 times greater than 43.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a climate of rising interest rates, we are borrowing billions to deport taxpayers. That’s how you bankrupt a casino.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Another Trump lie.” Let’s make it commonly accepted that anything the President says is untrue until proven otherwise.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you have to google for information to figure this out or did you ask ChatGPT?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is why it is so important to constantly point out that he is a liar. “Another Trump Lie”should be said every lie he tells. Every damned time.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep. Trump must hate America. He is the one keeping the Strait closed and forcing us to pay 4 bucks for gas and 6 for diesel.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m willing to give Trump the benefit of the doubt and accept his word that the strait is open and that, therefore, he is just keeping fuel prices high on a whim because he hates the American people.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it the schools that are the problem or it the Americans?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On that note, I am officially changing the name of a shit sandwich to a Trump sandwich. Thank you for your attention.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Signing a law and enforcing a law are two different things. See the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Arkansas’ political leaders have always sold their state as the low wage state, so why shouldn’t the Razorbacks have the lowest player payroll in the SEC?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dorothea or Dorothy. Dottie for short.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You weren’t gonna eat it, so what’s the problem?
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a very effective presentation of androgen insensitivity (& indirectly, non-cell-autonomy, a core principle in development & evolution of multicellularity) in many situations, the cells in your body get external signals that tell them who they are & what they do, rather than knowing it internally
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A military so well engineered and expensive you cannot use it.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
40 trillion in debt and we are giving away weapons to a first world nation with a welfare state. Make it make sense. They get universal healthcare and we get the debt.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only Trump could bankrupt the Kennedy Center. A fitting legacy for the Bankruptcy King!
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Call his bluff. I bet he backs down. Let the bankrupt Kennedy Center and its demolished building be his legacy if he doesn’t.
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Kennedy Center going broke would be a fitting tribute to Trump. He is the king of bankruptcies.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Fire the coach,” they said. “What have you got to lose,” they said. “It can’t get any worse,” they said.
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Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The President of the United States is senile.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We have such a large ‘surplus’ that we are $40 trillion dollars in debt and spend more on paying interest than any other expense. This $5000 payment promise is just another Trump lie.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The President cannot remember the most important national event that occurred in his lifetime. He has hallucinated something that never happened. No biggie.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s not to like about $2 gas and leaving the grocery store feeling like “how can you buy sooo much food for so little money“?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The scandal isn’t that he said this. It’s that the media will let the lie stand.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow! 62 new Senators from the former country of Mexico! With even more from Central America and the Caribbean! Kewl! Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico are now states w/ Electoral College votes. Time to learn Spanish.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I voted for $2.00 gas and all I got was this tacky arch.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Watch out, those people are real paxtons.” “He totally paxtoned those last quarter numbers.”
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
$2 gas! Lowest beef prices ever! Zero inflation! Greatest military victory ever! What’s not to like?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just found this channel today. www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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The Official Stax YouTube STATION -- Non-Stop Legendary Tracks from Soulsville, USA!
YouTube video by Stax Records
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Brian O’Blivion @rezzyredhonky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Superior Huron America Michigan Erie
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If the strongest protection from COVID vaccines lasts about 6 months, would it be possible to track virus variants and reformulate the mRNA vaccine to match the dominant variants every 6 months for better protection?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is time for Canada to announce they are changing the name of the United States to TRUMP! (in gold letters, of course).
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It is time for Canada to announce they are renaming the United States of America to TRUMP!.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: Prime Minister Mark Carney announces that Canada is renaming the the United States of America. It will now be named TRUMP! .
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Won’t a more expensive e-bike just turn into a more expensive maintenance headache?
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is it even beef? They are rounding up wild horses on Federal lands and sending them to slaughter houses in other countries.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just a few more tax cuts and it will all work out! The last 40 years have proven that cutting taxes always reduces the deficit.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also, to vote, you have to be registered and know where your voting location is.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Natalump 👍👍👍👍👍
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe he will tell us how the debt went from $17 trillion to $40 trillion since he went to Washington. Double Debt Cotton.
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Panderp @pndrp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ribbit, ribbit… whew, it’s hot… ribbit.
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