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Paul McGrane

@pmcgrane.bsky.social
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I'm everywhere. Twitter, Threads, IG, YT. Often here on Mastodon: @pmcg@mastodon.social

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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 1h
How many Mac SuSuStudios can you connect in a 4 way AI orgy? And the answer is indeed 4, but but the cable budget is expensive.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 9h
Shit.Well I guess we could buy a house on credit. Small one. The new Amex cards are not as … heavy as the Apple one … (but you're supposed to leave it at home maybe)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 9h
That’s wild — I guess Amex cancelled an old card and opened a new card in my name and didn’t tell me about it. And When I asked them they said they didn’t know. I was like eh fuck okay Let’s have a AppleCreditCard. … and they just mailed me the new one.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don’t worry, ya’ll. When’s the last time we had a pope with all of his lungs anyway? 🫁
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Has anyone noticed that as of MacOS 27 WaterGate, the automatic *grammar* checker is more persnickety than my late departed grandmother? Maybe I should find a way to turn it off. I am intentional in my lousy grammar! RIP, gramma
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breaking News: Notorious bigot, rapist and warmonger Donald doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize again! Let’s see if FIFA can fix that again. ⚽️
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one of my cards is out of control with the credit limits and I won't even say.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But my good-er card still works. And I opened up Apple Wallet and applied for them Apple Card shits. It worked, but kind of a low credit limit. But hey I wanted a tertiary backup! And I’m thinking of buying a refurb M4 IPad Air within a month, and that might be lucrative …
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jezum crêpes I learned that Amex unilaterally discontinued one of my 2 credit cards yesterday because it’s an “old product”. 😤 (some supervisor will call me tomorrow and tell me to weigh my pockets with rocks & go downhill)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Porch lights off tonight? www.youtube.com/shorts/ZLl8C...
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More Birds Than People
YouTube video by Ryan Hall, Y'all
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Order a … Shamrock Shake for the season? 🍀
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, the only refugees the US is accepting these days are white people from South Africa, just in case the white nationalist logic behind this administration’s actions regarding immigration wasn’t already self-evident. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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US accepts only white refugees for sixth consecutive month
The Trump administration is spending more than $100 million to fight the "emergency" of "white genocide" in South Africa.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Be the iceberg you want to see in the world.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gov. Newsom showing us how it's done 🔥
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Pete Hegseth Just Threw Out A Bunch Of Absurd Slurs While Talking About Transforming The Military—And Gavin Newsom Clapped Back Hard
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It must be so exhausting to be this insecure.
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Jesse Watters Dragged After Over-The-Top Sexist Reaction To Drinking Boba Tea Live On Air
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m watching the Sept 2024 Apple iPhone announcement to get ideas about what new features my dad gets since he “inherited” my iPhone 16Pro. And also what imagination Siri fuckery Apple is on the hook for when I fill out that class-action lawsuit form! 😆
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hold on, what if … … … Trumpchelligence? Oh, Chev Chellios is already trademarked … 🤯
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I crazy or is the system grammar checker in MacOS27 more strict than it used to be. I know how to write good. If I am doing something on purpose or to be succinct, get fucked blue underline!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heartwarming sweetness! www.youtube.com/shorts/uZHmk...
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A Powerful Parenting Moment Caught On Camera #parenting #emotionalintelligence #viral
YouTube video by Worthy
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This golden piss-palace bunker doesn't have a fire exit! 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🔥🧯🫠 www.youtube.com/shorts/bXaGF...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up theonion.com/environmentalists-warn…
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember analog video games? Uhhh … I don't … 🕹️
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026
You know it's a bug fuck up when the Times can't cover up your obvious bullshit with "some say" or "many dispute."
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Doremus Jessup @doremusjessup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good answer. I have a very similar Democrat origin story.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Michael Tsai @mjtsai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FruitMenu Redux: mjtsai.com/blog/2026/09... #mjtsaiblog
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Michael Tsai - Blog - FruitMenu Redux
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's already a video game about this!
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Simon B. Støvring @simonbs.dev · 12/09/2026
Sneak peek at this year’s Festivitas update.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol … She comes prepared! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzl...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sheeee's Baaaack!!
This is a real list of 2026 Atlantic Hurricane Season names posted by my local NBC station!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have you ever used a so-called "destination dispatch" elevator? You choose your floor in the elevator's lobby and the computer tells you which of, maybe 5 elevators is going your way. I've seen it a few times in very tall buildings. I bet that lets you undo.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But it's like a christmas tree!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whatever you say, Sean 🙄
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Sean Duffy Warns His Daughter That Attending Harvard Will 'Corrupt' Her Mind In Bizarre New Clip From His Reality Show
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If we're gonna rename everything after our local evil vandal, nuclear carrier CVN-81 might as well be called SexCriminalBoat!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The *real* Mandela Effect www.youtube.com/shorts/SLrpw...
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Timeless British Comedy #funny #shorts #shortsfeed #funnyshorts
YouTube video by Brazen Kidd TV
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Forget "breakfast tacos”, what if your pancakes looked like tacos! 🥞🌮 This is a screenshot of Paul Lucas's visit to a transit hotel at Singapore airport and their room service menu.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I kinda want to watch it on my little recliner Mac while it also plays on mute on my fancy Mac which deigns to it. So, 2 tickets! 🎟️🎟️
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I do have an easy way to obtain the movie in a different way. I'm of two minds whether to watch it.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is on my old 2014 Mac Mini running 12.7 Monterey. It is a new HDCP thingie dingie. Is it important?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is "The Gorge" tv show any good? I apparently cannot watch it with my actual AppleTV+ susbscription on an old computer. It is easy to pirate. HDCPSUPERDUPER
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Holy Moly. Has anybody noticed iCloud Private Relay is *not* locating you near where you live? My ISP recently drastically changed (simplified) their ipv6 network to CGNAT and now Safari thinks I live in Denver or Phoenix. (that's where fastly exit nodes are for my region, which is NC 🙄)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Welp, somebody is not having garlic alfredo shrimp pasta tonight. And somebody has a lot of shattered glass and ceramic bowls to clean up tomorrow …
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay. I am paying for AppleTV, but I am also paying for Mullvad, so I went over to my good Macintosh and pirated the fucking movie in about 2 minutes.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I harangued AppleCare for a while and they said essentially too-bad. Various movies can have various HDCP restrictions and since this screen is essentially adapted to plain DVI, get lost.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have never seen AppleTV+ fuck around like this on the old Mac! (refuses to play a new movie)
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