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Paul McGrane

@pmcgrane.bsky.social
218 followers 308 following 721 posts

I'm everywhere. Twitter, Threads, IG, YT. Often here on Mastodon: @pmcg@mastodon.social

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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 1h
How many Mac SuSuStudios can you connect in a 4 way AI orgy? And the answer is indeed 4, but but the cable budget is expensive.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 10h
Shit.Well I guess we could buy a house on credit. Small one. The new Amex cards are not as … heavy as the Apple one … (but you're supposed to leave it at home maybe)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m watching the Sept 2024 Apple iPhone announcement to get ideas about what new features my dad gets since he “inherited” my iPhone 16Pro. And also what imagination Siri fuckery Apple is on the hook for when I fill out that class-action lawsuit form! 😆
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This golden piss-palace bunker doesn't have a fire exit! 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🔥🧯🫠 www.youtube.com/shorts/bXaGF...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's already a video game about this!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol … She comes prepared! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzl...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sheeee's Baaaack!!
This is a real list of 2026 Atlantic Hurricane Season names posted by my local NBC station!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But it's like a christmas tree!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If we're gonna rename everything after our local evil vandal, nuclear carrier CVN-81 might as well be called SexCriminalBoat!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Forget "breakfast tacos”, what if your pancakes looked like tacos! 🥞🌮 This is a screenshot of Paul Lucas's visit to a transit hotel at Singapore airport and their room service menu.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is "The Gorge" tv show any good? I apparently cannot watch it with my actual AppleTV+ susbscription on an old computer. It is easy to pirate. HDCPSUPERDUPER
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have never seen AppleTV+ fuck around like this on the old Mac! (refuses to play a new movie)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What is this "high protein" fad nowadays? Even in Australia? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifq...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Among airline fans (which I suppose I am) it’s amazing how much press United is getting for the INNOVATION of permanently blanking a middle seat in some of their new planes. What luxury! By cranking down the occupancy to 150 passengers they don't have to board a 4th flight attendant … 🙄
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Look at these guys coming back from a not so good all-you-can-eat buffet
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Festivitas for August is neon swimsuits @simonbs.dev #008F00, #9437FF, #FFFFFF, #8EFA00, #FFFB00
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I was watching Greg-O (Greg's Kitchen on YTube) review a burger chain in Australia. For a beef burger he chose poorly, but on website they have fascinating chicken "burgers”, as the aussies call them sandwiches. Wonder how I can trick Yelp into finding that near me. www.yomg.com.au/menu/burgers/
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Here are some of the new feature in iOS 27 🫣
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have hardly ever seen Lindsey Graham except as talking directly into a camera, mainly in news clips relayed to me by Colbert, et al. In this perspective, even from obviously ten years ago, what a gremlin! 🧌
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The thing about quantum superposition is, we're still not sure who outlived whom and it may be impossible to know! 🧑‍🔬
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There's only 3 people mentioned here and I know just one and her name is Amber Ruffin!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day! 🇫🇷
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is Fy'n Dynamite!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today's match will settle for all of time, which nation is the greatest! USA or Belgium. 🗽
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If we combined all the actual and fake sons & clones & time-travel duplicates of Jean Luc, would we end up with the real thing?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh noes, my A/C has failed! Should I start speaking en Français? 🥵🇫🇷 Based on rules about temp, I probably can't get it fixed until Monday or maybe Tuesday would be better if I can be at home. Will probably survive. I have fun Vornado fans from MEH that don't even chop your fingers off!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Interesting quotes around the character's "name"
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Welp, that'll do it www.youtube.com/shorts/bWwVM...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Crime 101 is a pretty interesting movie with good car chases! But are we sure nonstop continual diamond heists are still a thing nowadays?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Most of Monday (May 18) Colbert-Show alas for the graphics did deserve to be left out. Buuuut!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh no, my own personal mondegreen. I literally thought the lyrics were " When I'm waiting for a bus” … iTunes lyrics are either great or heartbreaking …
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Look at this fat sack of garbage who will be potus soon, huh?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Get it, 777x (during max braking test) 🏋️
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hm, does work to consolidate 3100 tabs into one window in Safari, even though Google Gemini bet me that it wouldn't work and goaded me to force-quit it. But then tab-exposé it ruins the Machine. I thought the limit was 8x physical RAM! Although this might actually prove that true … 64GB x 8 … hm … 🧮
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The AI chatbot (ms copilot) I use too much challenged me to say how many open Safari tabs I have, or maybe I offered it. Oh dear … 🫠 (this is a new-ish Mac Mini with lots of RAM and most of them are youtube or wikipedia pages)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It is Armando Iannucci who realizes Trump is negotiating against himself! (this is from BBC Have I Got News For You S7 E01)
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Stephen Lillie on the return of the Artemus spaceship
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Upon reboot, Apple Silicon don't ever change!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What the f’ng c’r'st is going on here? Microsoft BING is out of amazon gift cards?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's always breathtaking to see the tiny size of modern Apple-Silicon MLB’s but I guess we should be used to it by now. Every mac nowadays is just a big iPhone to some degree. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPC...
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The new #MacBookNeo is quite a piece of garbage, but who can pass up a sale! Alas no Magsafe, but it comes in any color you want as long as it's Easter Puke! 🤮 And it's the only iPhone that still has a headphone jack! Gimme a stack of 'em.
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
LOL … holy moly … You know sometimes on Reddit people post a picture of a ~2010 Apple display saying this “iMac” won't turn on. 😏 Well get ready, 2040. This $3600 Apple monitor ain't a computer either!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
At least SNL had both gold medal hockey teams on! I bet the women didn't miss mcdonald’s at the ruins of the east wing …
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Katie Phang is dynamite on the anti-SOTU!
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is wild. I'm glad I ain't using my regular IP to download stuff. Also, why is "homeland security" doing "copyright enforcement"?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I guess sixteen bucks is okay for peacock since there's all the olympics and superbowl, but jfc it's a bit too much curling
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Are even the down-rank idiots at Apple afraid of being sued by NFL?
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
1-900 Twitter uh TFS? also look at your URLs ffs
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Where's he going? #ICE
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Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wish it didn't take a stupid murder by federal goons to change, but we knew it would require.
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