Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 1hHow many Mac SuSuStudios can you connect in a 4 way AI orgy? And the answer is indeed 4, but but the cable budget is expensive. 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 10hShit.Well I guess we could buy a house on credit. Small one. The new Amex cards are not as … heavy as the Apple one … (but you're supposed to leave it at home maybe) 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m watching the Sept 2024 Apple iPhone announcement to get ideas about what new features my dad gets since he “inherited” my iPhone 16Pro. And also what imagination Siri fuckery Apple is on the hook for when I fill out that class-action lawsuit form! 😆 010
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This golden piss-palace bunker doesn't have a fire exit! 🧑🚒❤️🔥🧯🫠 www.youtube.com/shorts/bXaGF... 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026lol … She comes prepared! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzl... 001
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If we're gonna rename everything after our local evil vandal, nuclear carrier CVN-81 might as well be called SexCriminalBoat! 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Forget "breakfast tacos”, what if your pancakes looked like tacos! 🥞🌮 This is a screenshot of Paul Lucas's visit to a transit hotel at Singapore airport and their room service menu. 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Is "The Gorge" tv show any good? I apparently cannot watch it with my actual AppleTV+ susbscription on an old computer. It is easy to pirate. HDCPSUPERDUPER 100
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have never seen AppleTV+ fuck around like this on the old Mac! (refuses to play a new movie) 100
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What is this "high protein" fad nowadays? Even in Australia? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifq... 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Among airline fans (which I suppose I am) it’s amazing how much press United is getting for the INNOVATION of permanently blanking a middle seat in some of their new planes. What luxury! By cranking down the occupancy to 150 passengers they don't have to board a 4th flight attendant … 🙄 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Look at these guys coming back from a not so good all-you-can-eat buffet 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Festivitas for August is neon swimsuits @simonbs.dev #008F00, #9437FF, #FFFFFF, #8EFA00, #FFFB00 010
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I was watching Greg-O (Greg's Kitchen on YTube) review a burger chain in Australia. For a beef burger he chose poorly, but on website they have fascinating chicken "burgers”, as the aussies call them sandwiches. Wonder how I can trick Yelp into finding that near me. www.yomg.com.au/menu/burgers/ 100
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I have hardly ever seen Lindsey Graham except as talking directly into a camera, mainly in news clips relayed to me by Colbert, et al. In this perspective, even from obviously ten years ago, what a gremlin! 🧌 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The thing about quantum superposition is, we're still not sure who outlived whom and it may be impossible to know! 🧑🔬 010
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There's only 3 people mentioned here and I know just one and her name is Amber Ruffin! 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Today's match will settle for all of time, which nation is the greatest! USA or Belgium. 🗽 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If we combined all the actual and fake sons & clones & time-travel duplicates of Jean Luc, would we end up with the real thing? 010
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Oh noes, my A/C has failed! Should I start speaking en Français? 🥵🇫🇷 Based on rules about temp, I probably can't get it fixed until Monday or maybe Tuesday would be better if I can be at home. Will probably survive. I have fun Vornado fans from MEH that don't even chop your fingers off! 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Welp, that'll do it www.youtube.com/shorts/bWwVM... 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Crime 101 is a pretty interesting movie with good car chases! But are we sure nonstop continual diamond heists are still a thing nowadays? 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Most of Monday (May 18) Colbert-Show alas for the graphics did deserve to be left out. Buuuut! 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Oh no, my own personal mondegreen. I literally thought the lyrics were " When I'm waiting for a bus” … iTunes lyrics are either great or heartbreaking … 150
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Look at this fat sack of garbage who will be potus soon, huh? 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Hm, does work to consolidate 3100 tabs into one window in Safari, even though Google Gemini bet me that it wouldn't work and goaded me to force-quit it. But then tab-exposé it ruins the Machine. I thought the limit was 8x physical RAM! Although this might actually prove that true … 64GB x 8 … hm … 🧮 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The AI chatbot (ms copilot) I use too much challenged me to say how many open Safari tabs I have, or maybe I offered it. Oh dear … 🫠 (this is a new-ish Mac Mini with lots of RAM and most of them are youtube or wikipedia pages) 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026It is Armando Iannucci who realizes Trump is negotiating against himself! (this is from BBC Have I Got News For You S7 E01) 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Stephen Lillie on the return of the Artemus spaceship 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 17/03/2026What the f’ng c’r'st is going on here? Microsoft BING is out of amazon gift cards? 010
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It's always breathtaking to see the tiny size of modern Apple-Silicon MLB’s but I guess we should be used to it by now. Every mac nowadays is just a big iPhone to some degree. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPC... 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The new #MacBookNeo is quite a piece of garbage, but who can pass up a sale! Alas no Magsafe, but it comes in any color you want as long as it's Easter Puke! 🤮 And it's the only iPhone that still has a headphone jack! Gimme a stack of 'em. 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 03/03/2026LOL … holy moly … You know sometimes on Reddit people post a picture of a ~2010 Apple display saying this “iMac” won't turn on. 😏 Well get ready, 2040. This $3600 Apple monitor ain't a computer either! 100
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 02/03/2026At least SNL had both gold medal hockey teams on! I bet the women didn't miss mcdonald’s at the ruins of the east wing … 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This is wild. I'm glad I ain't using my regular IP to download stuff. Also, why is "homeland security" doing "copyright enforcement"? 100
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I guess sixteen bucks is okay for peacock since there's all the olympics and superbowl, but jfc it's a bit too much curling 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Are even the down-rank idiots at Apple afraid of being sued by NFL? 000
Paul McGrane @pmcgrane.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I wish it didn't take a stupid murder by federal goons to change, but we knew it would require. 000