Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026First Chappell Roan, now Slayyyter, now is the era of Missouri Gays 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I really appreciate what Alysa liu is doing for scene kids bc everyone started calling my raccoon tails "Alysa Liu hair" instead of "fucking weird aren't you 28" 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026The rising fascism-sourced escapism is doing numbers for my reading goals this year 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Eating palak paneer on charcuterie tiny toasts like a heathen bc I forgot to make rice 010
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Waaaaaaaaa qual exam qual exam I'm gonna poop myself during my qual exam 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Stem cell biologists are my favorite y'all are insane 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I love working with old ass unhinged scientists, my coworker (Bulgarian, minimum 70) presented lab meeting one day and was like CHINA AND RUSSIA MET RECENTLY BECAUSE THIS STUDY WHERE THEY TREAT STEM CELLS AND "REVERSE AGING," IT SEEMS PUTIN IS TRYING TO LIVE FOREVER and then presented the study 110
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 02/12/2025No one told me about the New Sudan Archives album from October?? Holy no skips 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 21/11/2025What's the one thing you wish you could take from an animal to modify yourself? I wish I had the shark capacity for gastric eversion 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Holidays were always my fav as a kid not bc of family time, but bc family time meant I could go sit in a corner and chug through multiple books in a weekend without having to talk to people much 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Accidentally made myself 6 shots of espresso so I'm speedrunning shitting myself 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I motion we rename "Perpetual Stew" to "Stew of Theseus" 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 16/11/2025At least the guys who ask I can turn down! At least they're not in my bubble the whole night! Keep standing that close to me in an empty ass venue I will SCREAM 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Can I go out dancing ONCE without a weird man standing awkwardly near me and inching closer the whole fucking night 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I would like to propose a ban on the word "important" in a hypothesis. What does important MEAN??? required? sufficient for things? do you know what the thing does? (I'm tired of grading) 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I say "microwave" and then the memory "MICHAEL WAVE" hits me like a ton of bricks and then I have to sit there repeating "michael wave..." to myself for like an hour 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Where did I pick up the verbal stim "michael wave" instead of microwave and why is it compulsive lately? 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025My new post workout routine + protein has me leaving the gym and then chugging 16 oz straight of kefir 000
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart. liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...liorpachter.wordpress.comJames Watson in his own words“Some anti-Semitism is justified” “Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them” “Japan should be bombed for d… 24583292
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianDr. Jey McCreight 🏳️⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Watson was deeply influential to me as a genomicist, but not how you may assume From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person Don't idolize bad people 435887
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Great week for the downing of racist ass old white men 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Every single woman I have dated had adopted a cat right before we broke up and makes an Instagram for them. Why? 010
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianJohn Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename. 135106211480
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 28/10/2025My friend studies the effects of alcohol on memory formation and so he has to bring alcohol over to the mice every day for his work. Today we asked him what its like to introduce alcoholism to a species that does not understand fermentation and he was like "I'm like the mouse Prometheus" 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025"tons of pigs and corn in Iowa. Iowa is corn dog" 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025"hotdog soaked in ethanol. Corn dog" "Glycerol + hotdog. Corn dog" "Pig wrapped in envelope glue. Corn dog" "Pork soaked in gasoline. Corn dog" 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 24/10/2025My friend and I (autistics) have a new bit where we mention some sort of corn byproduct + a hot dog and then claim it's a corn dog 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I come to 7brew for the caffeine yes, but I mostly come here for the trap anthems blasting out the coffee hut. Rolled up to get my coffee and these suburban white kids in the hills blasting Rich Amiri 020
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianDr. Jey McCreight 🏳️⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Thread on this morning's panel here! What a batch of great talks 🏳️⚧️🧬 #ASHG25 023
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Not kidding when I say it appears they were trying to brainstorm what the opposite of "no taxation without representation" would be and this clunky dogshit is the best they could come up with 591848339
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 15/10/20255 years of geotagged and rated out of 5 stars shits 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Apparently I've been putting my shit data into Poop Map for 5 years now 100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Like reading from a gross horrible man's perspective for a ~200 page Okja of people, I know the horror is supposed to both be the main character and the context in which they exist within but really do we need to waste our time reading misogyny horror 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Stop recommending Tender is the Flesh it's so boringggg read better books 100
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianStephen Turner @stephenturner.us · 10/10/2025Lost Science is a new NYT series of accounts from scientists who have lost their jobs or funding. You can send your story to the Times here www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/c... 810771
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianMatthew Terrill @matthewterrill.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I was already a hard AI-skeptic but this cements my long suspicion that there is no feasible path to anything close to return on invested capital for these data centers. Tech would need 15 to 25 times current AI revenues within the next 2-3 years just to break even. Not financially viable. 13482178
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Me after I contextualize that I'd never get to look at shit under a microscope in any other job 010
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I saw Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter at the Arkadin yesterday and honestly best use of a Friday 000
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I love sleazy tiny cinemas, I love going to watch shitty b films with a ton of strangers who also love trash + exploitation film. 100
Reposted by Useless (Les)bianThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/10/2025Dozens of employees at the CDC — including “disease detectives,” high-ranking scientists and the entire Washington office — were notified late Friday that they were losing their jobs as part of the Trump administration’s latest round of federal layoffs.nyti.msTrump Administration Lays Off Dozens of C.D.C. Officials“Disease detectives,” high-ranking scientists, the entire Washington office and the staff of a weekly public health journal were among those who learned late Friday that they would lose their jobs. 38169100
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Not to get all sappy but man I'm so glad to be a biologist. In what other fucking job do I get to go look at a baby squid under a microscope just because my coworker/boss decided he wanted to look at squid all day 010
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Being a biologist is so cool, today I got to look at squid under microscopes bc the head of the department uses them for hearing research and I just popped in and went "can I see the squid?" 110
Useless (Les)bian @plxntbxbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Every day I work with my students I look at myself and ask if undergrad me would think I was a cool TA. Today is a success in that 020