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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 05/10/2026
🚨 All eyes on the border wall blockade at Camp O:ṣhad in Lochiel, Ariz. This morning, over 50 Border Patrol / BORTAC agents raided the resistance camp, entering private property without a warrant, attacking land defenders & deploying a cherry-picker to extract the tree sitter.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
avatarstateyipyip on Tumblr

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can't say that. these people don't understand casual existential despair
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/10/2026
Two vessels crashed while navigating the Congo River in Equateur province at night.
aljazeera.com
DR Congo boat collision kills at least 30, dozens missing
Two vessels crashed while navigating the Congo River in Equateur province at night.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Urgent Care has everything: 1) Kids coughing & sneezing directly on me 2) A nurse wearing her mask over her chin 3) The Plague 4) The Measles 5) A "doctor" with a totally "real" degree 6) A mysterious wet spot
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Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything
ALT: Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an old painting and in the painting is a woman (medieval times) shot with an arrow and bleeding  


asking myself if i can handle this at home and avoid a trip to the ER
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anthony
@xforcades2

Eye doctor: "one.. switches lens or two? choose which is better... one.. switches lens again or two"

Me: sweats nervously
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Cornell 7 rape group chat details are horrifying. The men say the “shop is open”. They reassure others that the victim is on birth control. They say “I hope it’s not another fatty”. It sounds like they’ve done this before. How many times? How many victims?
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’re still wearing a mask, thank you. Please know you’re not alone. Many of us still mask, test and isolate when sick. Being the lone masker can be difficult, but your long term health is worth it. As a high risk, immunocompromised person… I see and appreciate you.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/10/2026
Ukraine says Russian drone attack sinks ship in Romanian waters aje.news/2k80u0
Ukraine says Russian drone attack sinks ship in Romanian waters
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A meme with text at the top that reads "My nervous system at the end of the day". Below the text is a scene from Game of Thrones showing the city of King's Landing engulfed in flames, with buildings burning and a dragon flying in the background breathing fire over the destruction. A watermark reading "@mommy_uncensored" is overlaid on the lower left portion of the image.
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plumpynapqueen.bsky.social @plumpynapqueen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#fibromyalgia
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sorry I snapped at you...
my clothes felt weird the
temperature was too loud
and my hair was touching me.
Poetry of Monsters
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 05/10/2026
Student groups call for the abolition of Greek life and more punitive action in the wake of fraternity assault allegations.
aljazeera.com
‘Smash the patriarchy': Activists graffiti Cornell hall over gang rape case
Student groups call for the abolition of Greek life and more punitive action in the wake of fraternity assault allegations.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
meme featuring top text that reads "Me, When Doctors Say Words". Below the text is an image of a dramatic white stone bust/sculpture set inside a basin filled with a dark red liquid, depicting bright red liquid streaming heavily from its open mouth, eyes, and down its neck and chest. 

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think we missed a huge opportunity to normalize masking as a public health tool. We eradicated an entire strain of the flu with Covid prevention measures. Masking shows respect for those around you. It shows solidarity with the disability community. It shows you value long term health.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are eerie parallels between what’s happening in Irkutsk and what happened in Wuhan in early 2020. Doctors claiming the government was hiding the extent of the spread. Masks being mandated. Schools being closed. Pay attention. Listen to independent journalists & locals:
cnn.com
Researcher at Russian plague laboratory dies of ‘unknown’ infection | CNN
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never want to hear another man say “why didn’t she report it” in response to a rape. The men online are determined to destroy Jane Doe’s life. They’ve attempted to doxx her. They’ve threatened her. Matthew Ingalls is claiming she raped him. The abuse never stops.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I miss the days when a President would immediately be removed for suggesting a foreign nuclear power “take out” Los Angeles. Shame on everyone in the US Government allowing this dangerous sham Presidency to continue.
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The Listening Post @ajlisteningpost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Family vlogging is one of the internet’s most lucrative genres - but the children involved never get to consent to be used for content. Tariq Nafi reports on the business of broadcasting childhood. Full report ▶️ youtu.be/R1raeeFin4I
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
“[Elites] prefer to fight on cultural grounds because there are no economic implications for that. You’ll see Bank of America in a pride parade…you’re not going to see them advocating for a wealth tax.” – Briahna Joy Gray Watch Let’s Focus with Josh Rushing and Robby Soave: youtu.be/PI81S3s1LCM
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
Al Jazeera travels to Yemen's displacement camps to measure the toll of malnutrition on the country's children.
aljazeera.com
How hunger is devastating Yemen's children
Al Jazeera travels to Yemen's displacement camps to measure the toll of malnutrition on the country's children.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
Palestine weekly: Olive harvest opens under assault aje.news/7acr61
Palestine weekly: Olive harvest opens under assault
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
meme with text at the top reading, "me reading the PT exercise packet, knowing full well I won't do any of that". Below the text, Daemon Targaryen from House of the Dragon, dressed in full dark armor with long white hair, holds a parchment scroll with a skeptical, unimpressed expression. 

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Arp Bot 🤖 @arpbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hubble Space Telescope image of Arp 26, also known as M101 or the Pinwheel Galaxy. The image is made from 51 individual Hubble exposures, plus data from the Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope and Kitt Peak National Observatory. Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI; CFHT, NOAO, AURA, NSF Source
A face-on spiral galaxy has a yellow core. Several spiral arms, dotted with blue stars and star clusters, spiral clockwise around the core. They are crossed by filamentary dust lanes. The arms are somewhat well-defined but asymmetric. One arm curls from about 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock and is mostly separated from the body of the galaxy. Another arm follows more closely to the core, from about 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock. Three other arms cover the area from 12 o'clock to 6 o'clock.
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Middle East Eye (Unofficial) @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Miliband’s two-state solution is dead. Actually existing Zionism killed it - www.middleeasteye.net/opinion/milib…
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Miliband’s two-state solution is dead. Actually existing Zionism killed it
There is not a single member of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office who believes that Israel, under any leadership, would allow a Palestinian state to be born
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
Green Party leader Zack Polanski hopes to shake Labour, which has held Holborn since the seat was created in 1983.
aljazeera.com
Pro-Palestine Greens challenge Labour's grip on Starmer's former seat
Green Party leader Zack Polanski hopes to shake Labour, which has held Holborn since the seat was created in 1983.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⚠️#darkhumor⚠️
An edited book cover for Disney’s The Lion King featuring young Simba with a leaf mane, Nala, Zazu, and other characters. The arched title at the top originally reading "I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING" has been altered with dark blue text over the last word to read, "I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE DEAD". A red badge in the top left corner reads "INCLUDES CD WITH SONGS!"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@diaryofasickgrl.bsky.social
Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl

What a low bar that chronically ill patients are in awe when a doctor just believes and respects them.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
period pain is so disrespectful because why is my back involved? what did my back do?
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagine being told 'at least it's not life threatening' while it's aggressively life altering for the rest of your life.  

@dear_chronic_pain
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Middle East Eye (Unofficial) @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How the UN declared Zionism a form of racism - Britain then lobbied against revoking the resolution - www.middleeasteye.net/news/how-unit…
middleeasteye.net
How the UN declared Zionism a form of racism - Britain then lobbied against revoking the resolution
In the 1970s, it was the UN which defined Zionism as racism. Today it's the Green Party of England and Wales
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#satire
Don't Message Your Doctor When You're Angry. Wait a Bit. Have a Drink. Talk to Your Spouse About it. Get Really Wound Up. Then Send it.    

[woman mad and pulling at her hair while looking at laptop]   

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
inspirational-style graphic set against a serene backdrop of a glowing, cloudy sky over ocean waves.

"It's A Beautiful Day To Develop An Entirely New Symptom". 

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Friend: WTF is wrong with you?
Me: You mean today or like in general
[pic of guy in skull mask]
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I don't clean my house soon, my living room is going to be the “before” picture in a Febreze commercial
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: [smiling] Phone: *doesn't recognize me* Me: [face spasming in pain] Phone: Ah, there you are.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
French prime minister warns there is 'no room for tolerance for violence' and urges France to 'stand together'.
aljazeera.com
France suspends high school classes as protesters clash with police
School blockades and clashes intensify in France as frustration mounts over government inaction on educational needs.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.
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ももた @smtk-msr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
甜品あーんアクスタ🦋🌸💓
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
honnest.y 1d

Hi.

Scientists have been studying why men get bald for over 2000 years.

Scientists tested period pads on real menstrual blood for the first time in 2023.

Bye. 1/2
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@baileymeyers.bsky.social
bailey meyers
@baileymeyers

i went to the doctor the other day and she was asking me about my hospital visit a couple months ago. asked which one i went to and i said “i’m not sure, but everyone who worked there was super super good looking” and she just nodded and said “st. joseph’s”
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jon drake @DrakeGatsby

Legally all doctors are allowed to hit you on the knee with a little hammer. Even PhDs. They just rarely exercise this right
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#satire?
Government Assures Citizens  
CDC Cuts Won’t Matter  
Unless There’s Some Kind of  
Massive Plague Outbreak   

[pic of plague doctor with wand]   

Satire
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DAILY AFFIRMATION 

*heavy sign*

Yeah I got nothing
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 06/10/2026
US lawmakers call on Israel to release imprisoned doctor Hussam Abu Safia aje.news/9kq2b3
US lawmakers call on Israel to release imprisoned doctor Hussam Abu Safia
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A two-panel meme featuring characters from the TV show House. In the top panel, Dr. Eric Foreman says, "We should run more tests." In the bottom panel, Dr. Gregory House replies, "Or... hear me out... we break into his house."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Artist: Joel Pett
A political cartoon titled "SCIENCE NOTE: A.I. EXCELS AT MEDICAL DIAGNOSES". In an examination room, a patient in a medical gown sits on an exam table. A small robot dressed as a doctor, holding a clipboard, tells the patient, "YOU HAVE A RARE CONDITION. NO WAY WILL YOUR INSURANCE PAY. YOU'RE HOSED."
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Christa Pike survived not one, but two, lethal injections. She had requested a firing squad and was denied. Tennessee put her through cruel & unusual punishment that was tantamount to torture. Abolish the death penalty. The state should not be allowed to kill people.
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Christa Pike ‘conscious, speaking’ nearly a week after botched execution: ‘Her recovery is medically unprecedented’
Christa Pike is “conscious, speaking, and continues to receive critical medical care” nearly a week after her botched execution, her attorneys said on Tuesday.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“If you thought Cornell was bad, just wait for us” That’s a text message from high school football players allegedly directed at one victim in Idaho who they were saying should be raped & murdered Make no mistake, all the men defending the Cornell 7 are enabling these monsters.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw my doctor today.
Day = ruined.
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