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God Emperor Doom

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“I’m not the run of the mill cause for the mill I don’t run.” -The Blastmaster KRS-One Galactus, Devourer of Words

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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Trump is successful at lowering gas prices enough to swing the election back in his direction (he won’t be able to) he will have done so by selling out American dollars & interest to a former Soviet KGB intelligence officer & the same people who feared & loathed & cursed the USSR love it. 🤷‍♂️
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Ivan Drago Rocky Iv
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My head just spun suddenly at the idea that a US President has struck a deal with a Russian KGB agent-turned eternal premier to provide enough oil to help himself win an election that he’s rightly going to get destroyed in. Russia, Russia, Russia, amirite?
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I haven’t stopped calling it Twitter and never will so I’ll be damned if I’m ever calling it SI. That’s Sports Illustrated.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup. I’ve been calling Trump a revival tent huckster for years.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Florida is for sure a different fucking place. In a doctor’s office waiting room and this is on the table with the newspaper, etc…
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Declining an option to extend a deal in-season isn't uncommon. It just means that the player is extending off this season's salary vs potentially off of a bigger salary in 2027-28. For McBride: He's on an expiring deal and eligible to extend through June 30.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would pay to see Markwayne Mullin debate Mamdani.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mash Radar's Frustrated Call
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The proper time to undo the curse is Election Day. Also, what’s become of Radar O’Reilly’s little hometown.
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The New York Knicks are tabling all contract extension talks, per team spokesperson: "As an organization, our entire focus is on preparing for the upcoming season and delivering another year for our fans to be proud of. As a result, we will not be negotiating contract extensions until later in the
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤮
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Harlet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My dad was the publisher of the Pawtucket Times back in the 70s when I was a kid. I threw out the first pitch one night at the Pawsox game. 😁
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I kind of figure that a big blowout against Philly is a throw away but I don’t think you should lose close games if you’re in the Knicks position. But I didn’t see any of it so I know nothing like John Snow.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I watched the first 18 minutes of the Knicks/Philly preseason game and none tonight. What I saw wasn’t especially impressive & they’ve lost both games now. Not sure if there’s a single thing to make of it, but I don’t like losing basketball games.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Never Gon Be President Now Daveed Diggs
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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 08/10/2026
12 days until the 2026-2027 NBA season starts
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are so many people I’d like to fistfight. I saw Hamilton down here in Orlando the other day and I thought the idea of dueling was so moronic. Just knuckle up. But, the more I think of it, I’d definitely duel a lot of assholes with pistols.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This fucking guy went to Yale. He’s not stupid, he’s a fucking grifter.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Nosferatu: Count Orlok Horror
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve got a Knicks-themed vanity plate coming for my new Florida registration and I’ve gone a little nuts tricking the car out with other shit too. 😂🔶🔷
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
C.R.E.A.M.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why I (very seriously) think suits and other formal wear are terrible. If you seem very intelligent in a t-shirt you are probably very intelligent. A dumb ass can put on a suit & buy a measure of symbolic credibility & authority.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 07/10/2026
How is this okay? Multiple masked men in plain clothing shoving a woman into an unmarked white van. STOP THE KIDNAPPING.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watchu Talkin’ Bout, Tillis?
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Arnold Jackson: Whatchu Talkin' About Willis?
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because he’s all about World War 4.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Yankees stopped winning guys like Ohtani and Yamamoto and they stopped winning meaningful games altogether. We used to get those guys.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s just about trying a few new wrinkles, getting some sweat equity & giving the end of the bench the run they need to have a legit competition for the final spot or two. The only reason to play any starters at this point is to mix in bench competitors for a real look.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they can do KAT at 55-per and then Hart at whatever the number, but they probably have to sacrifice Deuce and Dadiet at least. It’s fine. If you have Brunson, Mikal, Hart, OG, & KAT with Alvarado, Shamet & some Diawara development you have a core to build out a bench with.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve hired lots of people. I’ve also NOT HIRED even more people, obviously. It’s hard to hire someone. It’s harder to not hire all the people who aren’t hired. That’s the actual process.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great work, Keith!
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw KAT photoshopped into other teams’ unis this morning on some slop Instagram post. The impulse to clickbait this sort of thing is so frustrating for “fanning.” Just fucking relax. Your trash website isn’t worth polluting everyone else’s life with horseshit.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker, who, along with his then-wife Tammy Faye, built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful TV show “The PTL Club,” only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.
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Jim Bakker, who built ‘PTL Club’ televangelism empire, has died at 86
Jim Bakker, who along with his then-wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful “The PTL Club” TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#OAKAAK
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Baby's Pouty Face: Fell Down
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we should officially call him “Booger” now.
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Young Man Nods and Smiles
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s not an NBA player & the Knicks absolutely don’t have to be the ones to find out. We have Diawara for that.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know how any of you are watching a Yankees division series playoff game when there’s Knicks pre-season basketball on. 😉
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ew.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After taking my early retirement from my job and moving down to Florida I joined the ACA exchange a month ago. Because I didn’t qualify for subsidies this year I just got my $500 bribe…errr…rebate from our glorious President Donald J. Trump. The letter is as batshit as his Truth Social posts.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry, I’m not going to think about KAT/Hart/Deuce contracts until they’re resolved one way or the other.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You might follow things closely enough to guess that I’m talking about John Ossoff. Basically, we’re saying people want to fuck him so much he could be president?
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw someone described as having “sex appeal” today. That’s always been an uncontroversial descriptor in my lifetime but it suddenly strikes me as really inappropriate & creepy. What does that even mean? Basically, they’re super fuckable? You can say “attractive” & mean the same thing.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rest in piss.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TODAY! IN! SPORTS! is about the #1 sports story that I have witnessed since I started writing this newsletter The saga of Wharfie Time, the moment an Australian football team played their team's in-stadium hype video at the exact worst possible time
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Today in Sports! The Wharfie Time Saga
The tale of Wharfie Time is both beautiful and stupid, and it's why I write this newsletter. PLUS, an American cycling miracle, a *near* marathon world record on a "destroyed" Achilles, and more!
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I experiencing a little something after the Knicks won & dickbag MAGA-ass Jaxson Dart tanked the Giants season? Yes I am. I’m definitely experiencing a little something.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“So, you think Haitians eat cats & dogs? I’d like to hear more about your thinking to find common ground.”
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Ideological bias” is doing a Sisyphean amount of lifting here. Let’s have lunch Mr. Christian White Nationalist Incel with an Extinction Agenda for people unlike you. I might learn about our differences. We don’t live in that world at all right now.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incredible.
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God Emperor Doom @plootube.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hear me out…point-center Patrick Ewing
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