Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 14/04/2026You can ask him about that 2017 Greta Gerwig film. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I see. You should have told me earlier. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Tina Clucking Lay - Like the pretty hen I once knew. Her feathers so soft, her beak so delicate, wattle so inviting. Hopeless and tongue-tied, yet I loved you dearly With pangs the jealous and the timid know; So tenderly I love you, so sincerely, I pray God grant another love you so. 100
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Ah, but think of the eggs that will be made.media.tenor.coma pink egg with lily of the valley on itAlt: Faberge egg: a pink egg with lily of the valley on it. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 13/03/2026My rook is currently 20% œuf if you fly it from the cloaca. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Egg-flew-on-cere! Like a precious egg being carried precariously on the waxy coating of a parrot's upper beak. 050
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Those publishers are good but do ask too many questions. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Flappy to eggsplain all the yolks œuf it helps. (I have changed some of the words to make egg based puns) 180
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Ei see that @herring1967.bsky.social is still writing all of these. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 08/02/2026In my eggsperience, most owls are distinctly average. 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Bless egged are those who have not seen. 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Oh yes, they will all get the treatment they deserve when I'm finished with them. 210
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I don't understand. I am strangely drawn to him. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Who is this Jesus œuf which you are beaking about. Are there any good books that will help in my understanding? 100
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I'd like to wish my hen a very happy 2026. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Now you can describe it as a "select committee". 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 24/10/2025It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad. To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better. 120
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Five dozen eggs for breakfast? I'd still be mighty peckish. 100
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Decent hand skills. He's a rank amateur at eating them though. 120
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 21/10/2025No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those. Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again. 061
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Please let me on the telly. #CeleggrityTraitors 130
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 13/10/2025... and a corvid I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2025To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!! 110
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot. "Right wing" Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus. 030
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2025If only there was a TV show to eggucate the under fives about this important issue. Sadly that missing program remains the singular gap on the otherwise saturated Nazi history market. 120
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Mere human bodies cannot time travel I am afraid. You lack the ability to fly, as the crow, and time itself, flies. 010
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2025You can't yoke about eggything these lays.* *Eggcept for egg puns. 120
