Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Egg-flew-on-cere! Like a precious egg being carried precariously on the waxy coating of a parrot's upper beak. 050
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Flappy to eggsplain all the yolks œuf it helps. (I have changed some of the words to make egg based puns) 180
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Ei see that @herring1967.bsky.social is still writing all of these. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 08/02/2026In my eggsperience, most owls are distinctly average. 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2025To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!! 110
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Many real birds still use this term for them. 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Hot Flat Songbirds' first album was a banger. 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 11/06/2025As Lembird O'peck would say: I'll do the bird anatomy based punnery thank you very much, you stick to the cock and testicle related comedy sets. Cock! 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Please Mr Gunn, could you clarify something for me? Is it a bird? 000
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 12/04/2025@herring1967.bsky.social At last, it is mine. The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor. I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time. 1341
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Stop spying on birds you filthy hornythologists. 110
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 31/01/2025@herring1967.bsky.social I see from your Substack that you have finally realised your ultimate fate. 110
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 14/01/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and are above himAlt: Fry, a cartoon character from Futuarma, is holding a bunch of money and the words "shut up and take my money" appear. He wants eggs. All of them. 030
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024@herring1967.bsky.social December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves. A true Christmas miracle. 100
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Magnificent. Even the floofiest bird can fly. Unlike you puny humans! 110
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 09/12/2024A murder in progress. So beautiful to see. 020
Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This egg based punnery is already making me feel at home is this strange land. 120
