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Pliny The Pirate Crow

@plinytweets.bsky.social
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Somebody, somewhere, just said 'egg'.

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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He's œufer eggty years old and can still carry a fully grown man on his back along a seafront.
A man rides a bird.
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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
egg in best, like a bird's nest.
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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
@herring1967.bsky.social At last, it is mine. The magical stone egg, oft caressed by the hand that once gave life to Histor. I shall hatch it and raise Tiny Histor so that we can resume our adventures in time.
A tiny stone egg contains the reincarnation oeuf Histor, a time travelling crow. It rests in a nest, ready to hatch into a 12 headed deathbird prophesied to bring on the downfall of mankind.
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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
@herring1967.bsky.social December 24th and the eggs are going back on the shelves. A true Christmas miracle.
Easter eggs being prepared for shelves on 24th December.

All is well in the world again.
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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I am egg-centric too. This week I ate over 60 types of egg thanks to my Zoe bird diet plan.
Zoe bird is a yellow bird of of Sesame Street.
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Pliny The Pirate Crow @plinytweets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Could be eggs.
A pair of time travelling crows from 90s children's TV show Histor's Eye. 

One of them said egg. A lot.
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