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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️

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𝙰𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷𝚈'𝚂 𝙰 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙳𝚈.. ---- au portrayal of lolbit from the fnaf series penned by holly pfp and banner by queenly-owl (also inspired by their au!! go check it out) ---- 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙾𝙼 𝙸𝚂 𝙰 𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙼𝙴!

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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[ Literally flicking tokens in her grubby little paws like she's got fat stacks of dosh. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhh, nononono! I did that /personally/! ... ( 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰. ) Bosster's orders, is all! And hey! If they can figure it out, so can you, huh? [ Finger gun. Wink. ✨ ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ <= Just doesn't gaf about human anatomy and refuses to learn ] And hey, if that doesn't work! Medpods up to fi'hun'ed, right down with me! Equal opportunity, and whatchamacallit!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
..Yanno, don't think I've seen you bunch /this/ worked up in a /whiiile/. It's kinda impressive, really! ... Remember not t'ah do all that bloodlustin' alone! I'm bein' nice, really! Keepin' everything together like this.. ..can't get far and still get business here, though.
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ Fun fact. She earnestly just assumes that's what Fredbear's Like, here. Zero second thought. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ God only knows what introducing Bytes into the ecosystem is going to do for the economy. ..I'd say it doesn't matter with how harsh they're overcharged here, but with the amount of kerfuffle down at the office.. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll liiiive! Just smack the thing back on an' pray!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ Cracking their knuckles.. ] Weeeell.. Haven't gotten my pretty little grubby mitts dirty in a while, but dusty moves still work! Ya got it, bossbear! And don't worry, won't rough up the poor stiff /too/ bad. [ Wink! ✨ ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First time, pally? You'll get used to it! Just chin up!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, jeez. Thassa constant, I guess.. ... BUT! A good entrepreneur doesn't look a gift Autochipper in the big, gnashing teeth! Business is business, and I KNOW those bots have tokens on 'em.. Might as well set up shop SOMEWHERE.
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... [ Them and "the missus", they'd say. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
( 𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰, 𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖. )
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
, Hey wait you guys finally figured it out?
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ Streeeetching.. ] Hooo-oof. Whaddi miss? I was on union-mandated break.
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
( 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺. )
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Am I really going to defile this grave for money? ... Of course I am!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Your design sucked, so we blew it up.
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey, isn't this fun!? I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!! C'mon, say it!!! I'm!!! Fun!!!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place... I KNOW! THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A FIRE EXIT! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh my gosh... someone sent me flowers! I wonder who it could be... ME!!!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Disease? Illness? Death? Angel food cake?
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
. . . ..Y'know, did the fox population go up since I last went on air, or am I miscounting.
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yanno. 'As anyone heard from Mendo's cousin in a while?
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ holly. ] ? Hello ? i come back to look at my pinned here bc projects have me thinking about lolbit again and some random person with a pure black pfp and no account information likes said pinned ??
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
..But hey! I'on'mind. [ <= weird stupid smile. i hate this thing ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Probably!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
[ Don't mind the other Lolbit obscuring the entire shop UI. Or how they don't look anything like the one that's supposed to be running it. It's probably nothing. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
" I might be stupid. " [ <= entirely flat. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
[ holly. ] very quickly realizing there's some ena in this lolbit. that pleases me
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
" (𝒮𝒶𝓎𝒾𝓃' 𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃.) "
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
{ NC } " Feeeed my my coins, Mr. FazbeaaaaaAAAAAAAA- "
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xix. the sun @stillinthedark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh, label me whatever you would like!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[ . . . ] [ Looking back off at nothing again, yet again holding their hand up to whisper. ] " (..I knew we had fans in these kindsa places, but.. Jeez.) " [ ^ smug prick ]
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𝓡𝓾𝓫𝔂 𝓐𝓫𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓷. @withgoldeneyes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[ ..They seem to be trying to shape their ears into a shape more akin to a rabbit's. . . . Said ears are made of plastic. They just kind of look stupid. ]
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[ holly. ] SCREMAING MY DOGG!! TAHT'S MY FUCKING PUPPY RIGHT HEHRE !!!!!!!
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[ holly. ] i hope it's clear that she just fucking lies . genderthing who is ALLERGIC to telling the truth if she thinks she'll benefit from not doing it
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FREDBEAR. 🎠 @2much2bear.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓭𝓸𝓰, 𝓕𝓲𝓷𝓷 𝓥𝓪𝔃𝓺𝓾𝓮𝔃 @nightwatchjackal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Jeremy. @for-you-and-me.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙳- 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴! -------------- strange little au lolbit, penned by holly
as always, by @queenly-owl on tumblr
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