⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[ Literally flicking tokens in her grubby little paws like she's got fat stacks of dosh. ] 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ohhh, nononono! I did that /personally/! ... ( 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰. ) Bosster's orders, is all! And hey! If they can figure it out, so can you, huh? [ Finger gun. Wink. ✨ ] 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[ <= Just doesn't gaf about human anatomy and refuses to learn ] And hey, if that doesn't work! Medpods up to fi'hun'ed, right down with me! Equal opportunity, and whatchamacallit! 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026..Yanno, don't think I've seen you bunch /this/ worked up in a /whiiile/. It's kinda impressive, really! ... Remember not t'ah do all that bloodlustin' alone! I'm bein' nice, really! Keepin' everything together like this.. ..can't get far and still get business here, though. 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[ Fun fact. She earnestly just assumes that's what Fredbear's Like, here. Zero second thought. ] 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[ God only knows what introducing Bytes into the ecosystem is going to do for the economy. ..I'd say it doesn't matter with how harsh they're overcharged here, but with the amount of kerfuffle down at the office.. ] 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You'll liiiive! Just smack the thing back on an' pray! 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[ Cracking their knuckles.. ] Weeeell.. Haven't gotten my pretty little grubby mitts dirty in a while, but dusty moves still work! Ya got it, bossbear! And don't worry, won't rough up the poor stiff /too/ bad. [ Wink! ✨ ] 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026First time, pally? You'll get used to it! Just chin up! 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026( 𝘠𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺? ) 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, jeez. Thassa constant, I guess.. ... BUT! A good entrepreneur doesn't look a gift Autochipper in the big, gnashing teeth! Business is business, and I KNOW those bots have tokens on 'em.. Might as well set up shop SOMEWHERE. 110
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026... [ Them and "the missus", they'd say. ] 010
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026( 𝘋𝘰 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯' 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰. ) 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026( 𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰, 𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖. ) 101
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026IT TOOK YA THIS LONG T'AH START USING /PIZZA WHEEL/??? Oy /vey/, and I thought we were professionals around here! 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026, Hey wait you guys finally figured it out? 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[ Streeeetching.. ] Hooo-oof. Whaddi miss? I was on union-mandated break. 000
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Am I really going to defile this grave for money? ... Of course I am! 012
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Your design sucked, so we blew it up. 011
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hey, isn't this fun!? I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!! C'mon, say it!!! I'm!!! Fun!!! 011
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place... I KNOW! THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A FIRE EXIT! Enjoy your death trap, ladies! 022
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Oh my gosh... someone sent me flowers! I wonder who it could be... ME!!! 021
Reposted by ⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Disease? Illness? Death? Angel food cake? 011
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026. . . ..Y'know, did the fox population go up since I last went on air, or am I miscounting. 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Yeah. Yeah, Mendo's cousin. Y'know Mendo's cousin. 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Yanno. 'As anyone heard from Mendo's cousin in a while? 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ holly. ] that notification was not there before by the way . this was MID checking. 110
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ holly. ] ? Hello ? i come back to look at my pinned here bc projects have me thinking about lolbit again and some random person with a pure black pfp and no account information likes said pinned ?? 110
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/05/2026..But hey! I'on'mind. [ <= weird stupid smile. i hate this thing ] 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026[ Don't mind the other Lolbit obscuring the entire shop UI. Or how they don't look anything like the one that's supposed to be running it. It's probably nothing. ] 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026" So I've been told! " [ They seem.. proud of themself, if anything. ] 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026" ... " [ Headtilt. Mildly pitying a smile. ] " ..You /really/ need to relax sometime, jeez. I mean, /really/! " [ Trotting around her, one hand on her hip while the other mimes a hook. ] " Not /everything's/ out to get you, yanno? " 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026[ ..Snile. ] " I'm not doing anything? Not the faintest, foggiest clue what you mean! " [ Literal angel. Absolute literal little angel look at them. They could never lie in their life they are not physically capable. If they ever lied they would catch fire immediately. ] 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026" And the more that the face gets out there, the more that circles back to us, and the more that circles back to us.. " [ ... A sparkle in her eyes. ] " ..The more we /make!/ Oh, and with how much lines the /walls/ here, it'll spread like /wildfire/! " 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 12/04/2026" Hmm.. I don't tend to drift into.. /meaningless/ offers, but.. . . . Oh, that's /tempting/. " [ Their foot starts a-rap-tap-tappin' against the floor, finger to their lips in thought. ] - 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026[ ... A glance up and down.. ] " ..Well.. No one you can trust in a deal like yourself, I suppose.. " [ ..Her other hand drops the faux-hook, settling on her hip as well. ] " ..You have my attention! And really, better than that, you have my time. Go on..? " 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" Not in the /slightest/, no. " [ A sigh, mirroring the motion. Their free hand's fingers curl slightly- thumb in. Miming a hook, if just for the sake of feeling like home. ] " Like I said! That's always been /their/ business, not mine. ..Well, maybe not a /business/ business, but.. yanno. " 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" I might be stupid. " [ <= entirely flat. ] 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" ..Said it before, haven't I? I'm something of an /entrepreneur/, really! " [ Twirl. ] " All the benefits you could think of, so long as you can spare the price! " [ ..Glancing off again. ] " (𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘢𝘻𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵.) " 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" ..Aaaah. " [ Fingersnap. ] " /That/, yeah.. Yeesh, to think there's a poor me out there who's never gotten the joys of a good sale.. You have my condolences. " [ A somber headshake. Performatively so, but.. Still. ] 000
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" Oh, nono, no performer! " [ Casually stepping aside. Little close. ] " I leave /that/ to Freddy and co.! Always been /far/ too strenuous, for me. More important things to be doing! " 100
⚠️ 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙱𝚈! ⚠️ @please-standby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026" ..Hm? Lots of things to realize here, whaddya mean? " 000