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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 16h

If you aren't a wasteland raider in your 20s you have no heart. If you are still a wasteland raider in your 30s, you have no brain

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 16h

Oh! incumbent Sleve McDichael not seeking re-election I see

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18h

Surgeon got this all fucked up, I've got a hook leg and a peg hand

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18h

Pirate with 2 hook hands: Oh poor you, you've got a peg leg? *making an unintelligible gesture which he later explains is a sarcastic representation of what jerking off looks like when you've got 2 hook hands*

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 18h

Football gays be like "is she a.. y'know.. flea flicker?"

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fucking Merriam to make Webster jealous

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don't be coming over to my house pouring big tankards of juice

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Simpsons Treehouse of Kind of Unenjoyable Events

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hippy guy doing ayahuasca and it underflows him and next week he's got a job where he wears a suit

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Is there a doctor on board?" [Everyone turns to look at me standing up] Sorry just... stretchin' the ol' legs

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Doctor [rolled a critical on spanking the newborn, rolled a zero on charisma check]: uhhhh. Oops?

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bram Stoker's Fucked by the Big Bad Wolf and His Dad

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Magic eye pictures are an illusion. They want you to think that your eye is magic, but really it is the picture that is magic

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When the alien Mayflower lands, I will be their Squanto and teach them to survive the harsh seasons by subsisting on blueberry eggos

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Crowdsurfer getting passed over my head and I'm jumping up to blow a raspberry on his tummy

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Globally famous metal band coming through my podunk town on a Wednesday in a couple months, we are tearing that venue apart

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw the Super Mario mushroom yesterday (fly agaric)

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Girl at the show wearing "support live music" graphic tee honestly think that's worse than not coming haha

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

> It's the same instruments and gear you set up 3 hours ago, and played the night before and the night before that >"muh sound check"

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Charlton Heston: Buffalo wings is CHICKEN!

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Staring at the last 3% of the buffalo carcass deep in thought for a very long time, then just eating it

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I think I'd do well in a potemkin village. I'd be mayor

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fuckass canary laying down on the job

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Thought it was gonna be a really big job digging a hole clear through to China but it turns out there was a Chinese guy who started digging through to where I am a couple years ago and he was already like 95% of the way there

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The passing go to collecting $200 pipeline >>>

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: and I could probably use it to swat things other than flies too, right? Scoffing dollar store employer:

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Pianos probably don't need all those keys

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Meet me in the rain and chains on the Nostromo for a tender embrace

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

2nd worst type of scout master: more like a NOT-LINE hitch lmao! Idiot

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not to victim blame but I kind of think if you leave a pie on an open window sill to cool, whatever happens next that's on you. You don't even need to cool pie! Half the time people reheat it before eating it anyways!

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine if your name actually was Doidld Tyatsmr

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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"I wonder what laura's doing right now"