Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a guy on the bus this morning playing NYT connections, my first thought was “I wonder if he watches northernlion” and then he swipes to a northernlion vod 150
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Teachers got generationally owned when they used to say “you won’t be carrying a calculator with you everywhere when you’re an adult” 070
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ikea makes furniture for mfs who live in apartments and they really expect you to forfeit your security deposit to anchor a bookshelf made of cardboard to the wall 170
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They need to make military planes really easy to fly in case people need to use them to escape from aliens or critters 040
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The optimized monetization of every interaction is getting tiring and increasingly dehumanizing 010
Reposted by PlattBobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode 06615
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Let’s take edibles and listen to tame impala - currents (2015) 130
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Im done with small businesses, at least Walmart isn’t putting ai slop posters in my face on a daily basis 060
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I like when someone uses the word “folx” in an article because then I can just stop reading any further 171
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember the days when every website just embedded on discord 020
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Zelda will have "huge cans" in the remake of ocarina of time, says Nintendo 1121
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mr house voice: bring me the latinum chip quark, or I’ll hand you over to the dominion 030
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone want to marry + divorce me so I can change my marital status to divorced 160
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Chuck MacGill was an evil clown in the delta quadrant before he became a lawyer 030
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We didn’t know about most birds until we could search for them on the internet 041
Platt @platttenbau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m going to start boycotting local businesses that use AI posters 080
