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I post the Pizzamas dad jokes/notifications/facts since some people can't get them or don't want to download the app! run by @skudiklier.bsky.social

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 6h
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour Pizza Hut sent a pizza to the International Space Station on a Russian rocket in 2001, paying the Russian space agency around $1 million for the opportunity.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 06/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour In 2006, at the Mall of America, Joe Carlucci tossed a pizza dough the highest one has ever been (officially) recorded): 6.52 meters (or 21'5")
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour NYC is home to cheap slices and very ex-pensive ones, including a $500 pizza made with top-shelf tequila and a $2,000 one with truffle, foie gras, caviar, and 24-karat gold leaf.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Did you know? You can get 50% off Pizzamas stickers when you order them with at least 2 other items!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour A pivotal moment in pizza history occurred in 1962, when a restaurant owner in Canada named Sam Panapoulous was making a pizza... and added slices of pineapple.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour At Pizza Pacaya in Guatemala, customers can order pizza baked on hot lava from the Pacaya Volcano, which has been active since 1961 and produces slow-moving lava flows.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 03/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour In 2023, a French team based in Déliss' Pizza in Lyon made a pizza with 1,001 cheeses, 940 of which were French. The pizza dough had to be pre-cooked so that it wouldn't tear.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 02/10/2026
In 1973, Papa Fabbrini's Frozen Pizzas held a burial for 30K frozen pizzas because they were possibly contaminated with botulism. The governor of Michigan spoke at the burial.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 01/10/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour NASA once awarded a grant to a mechanical engineer to develop a pizza printer. The printer worked by printing a sheet of dough, then sauce, and then a layer of protein.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/09/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour In 2005, the video game EverQuest II added a feature that let you type "/pizza" to go to the Pizza Hut ordering site, becoming the 1st real-world ordering possible in an MMORPG.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour A 2,000-year-old fresco in Pompeii contains a depiction of what might be a pizza. It features a circular flatbread loaded with pomegranate, spices, and fruits--but no tomatoes.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Pizzamas is here! It's the most wonderful time of year. Check out the 2026 launch and get ready for daily Pizza Facts for the next two weeks!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour Astronauts once had a pizza party in space, making the pizzas in microgravity with ingredients sent to them as a surprise after one of the astronauts talked about missing pizza.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 03/09/2026
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 23/10/2025
Anyone else missing Pizzamas? Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 12/10/2025
⚠️ Last day to shop! ⚠️ ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 09/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 09/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 08/10/2025
Bundles?!?! Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 07/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 07/10/2025
Flash Sale! Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 06/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 03/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 02/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 01/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/09/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/09/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2025
It's PIZZA TIME! You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2025
🌙 'Twas the night before Pizzamas... Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 23/09/2025
LESS THAN ONE WEEK 🍕 ⚠️ Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️ BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/07/2025
Last minute hot sauce! There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/07/2025
TGIPIJF Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 01/07/2025
Pizzamas in July! Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!
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