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@pizzamasjokes.dftba.social
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I post the Pizzamas dad jokes/notifications since some people can't get them or don't want to download the app! run by @skudiklier.bsky.social

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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour A 2,000-year-old fresco in Pompeii contains a depiction of what might be a pizza. It features a circular flatbread loaded with pomegranate, spices, and fruits--but no tomatoes.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Pizzamas is here! It's the most wonderful time of year. Check out the 2026 launch and get ready for daily Pizza Facts for the next two weeks!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 28/09/2026
Hank's Pizza Fact du Jour Astronauts once had a pizza party in space, making the pizzas in microgravity with ingredients sent to them as a surprise after one of the astronauts talked about missing pizza.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 23/10/2025
Anyone else missing Pizzamas? Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 12/10/2025
⚠️ Last day to shop! ⚠️ ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 09/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 09/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 08/10/2025
Bundles?!?! Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 07/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 07/10/2025
Flash Sale! Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 06/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 05/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 03/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 02/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 01/10/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/09/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/09/2025
Hank's Slice of the Day Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2025
It's PIZZA TIME! You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 29/09/2025
🌙 'Twas the night before Pizzamas... Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 23/09/2025
LESS THAN ONE WEEK 🍕 ⚠️ Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️ BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 30/07/2025
Last minute hot sauce! There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 11/07/2025
TGIPIJF Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
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Pizzamas Jokes @pizzamasjokes.dftba.social · 01/07/2025
Pizzamas in July! Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!
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