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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 6h

I miss these. And the daily number. 10 balls, numbers 1-10. Each ball has 1 number.

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Brian @bside.foo · 08/10/2026

Moo Deng Clan

The yellow wu tang W flipped upside down

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She knows where Jr. wipes his coke boogers.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Old people watch Rob Dyrdek reruns on Mtv. There are 840 hours in over 1700 episodes. It takes about 1 year at 3 hours a day to cycle through it. So my dad has seen every episode at least 8 times. At least. The rest of the time is Fox News so loud beats studio pro technology can't block it out.

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MTV Jumpscare Logo Transformation

ALT: MTV Jumpscare Logo Transformation

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

To this day I can only date gelflings.

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The Clinton Street Theater @cstpdx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Television peaked in 1998 with Treehouse of Horror IX.

Screenshot from The Simpsons of a title card that reads Starship Poopers.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This feels like some kind of Canadian hate crime.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Right, there's a difference between extra judicial killings and executions. Just barely but it is a meaningful difference. Now we do both.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When you drink eight pints a day and only have three teeth in your mouth, this is some gourmet shit.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I've been doing these all in one cartridges lately because they travel well and I haven't had one get clogged yet.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I thought it was fantastic but I get it. It's not for everyone. 😂

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Solid logic. Here's some pizza in the wild.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So if rednecks in texas are paying $250 to fill up their trucks and this is supposedly preventing Los Angeles from total destruction. Small price to pay to keep your enemies safe? Solid messaging.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

would VERY much like a local journalist to get ahold of the Clark Lewis employee who quit due to the scuffle yesterday and get their take on what happened, especially wrt the level of awareness management had prior

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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 06/10/2026

When your playground is extra horny... @bruisecollector.bsky.social, Emma Magnolia reflectivedesire.com/videos/jungl...

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It could be worse. You could be packing to go to Florida.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pizza at home can become pizza in the wild.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Assumes a Shymalan movie was .....

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No I got you. I'm saying you're probably not wrong.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You guys! I made a 18% ABV wine out of strawberry lemonade. It's dry and lovely. I might die.... Because I made 5 gallons of it.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It can't be a phobia with a semi... Can it?

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hang in there Gayle. Tony got the job but the integrity can leave with you. 😂

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I read that as face clown, and I'm still into it.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not true. This Potato did. Broke my heart. 😢

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm so torn because that's really cute but like get that raccoon some better pizza. I mean sure it's garbage pizza and it's a raccoon but that raccoon deserves better.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone didn't learn how to use the electric beaters to make orange juice and it shows.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wouldn't trade it for all of the unsold America 250 branded champagne that didn't sell in Sandy Oregon. Which is a lot...😂

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Children can have a few lithium batteries as a treat.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If he goes to Indo-China....😂

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just checked. Those tanks are either 34 or 48 gallons depending on configuration. Minimum $200 But probably more.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cost $250 to fill this bad boy. You'll never get any child support out of him when he's way up there. 😂

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah the pedestal is what got me. The flair is nice and the thickness is different but... Nostalgia for a glass is my style.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think a homie of mine should see this beer glass. It looks like one his Grandma left him.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Everyone is talking about Pete Hegseth being a drunk but nobody is talking about what kind of weird religious dickhead some people become when alcohol is no longer their guiding light. Some awful drunks make just as awful sober people. Not knowing how to be a human leads to drunkenness sometimes

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If not, a foamy pilsner seems right. 👍

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