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Flaming Cheeto

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I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 9h
Perhaps the key isn't to watch the right show, read the right book, eat the most quality pizza, or hike the most awesome trail. Maybe concentrate on money, sex, and power? Maybe I could still have a baby or a Tomagachi or something like that.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12h
It's almost happened before
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12h
@steventdennis.bsky.social A) obligatory GIF B) Signal's only A+ secure if you set it to delete the messages C) She's going to be kicked out of MAGA... for saying 'Please'. The women are supposed to beg their partner men for everything but not patrons.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13h
Have they tried signing her up for TN social services and letting her go? Or would that be cruel and unusual?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13h
#juggling Me singing along to Seal's Don't Cry ,under my breath while practicing 🎶Don't be so hard on yourself🎶 Me , 20 seconds later when I miss a basic backcross, full-throated, "C'mon, you've only been doing them for 35 years!"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@jik The nose of a Minotaur
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
This is a possibility
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@volts.wtf I read all of Gilbert Gottfried's memoir hearing his voice in my head. Some of it was quite serious.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@lizszabo.bsky.social my managed care provider doesn't offer a choice. There's A flu vaccine and A COVID vax. Anything else and you're on your own.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@jik The one I can't get my head around is the ratings agencies after the Great Recession. Turns out they were wildly off and/or on the take. They're still around and used.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Advertising works. I heard the VanHagar song Right Now and immediately wanted to vomit Crystal Pepsi.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@stevevladeck.bsky.social
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@stevevladeck.bsky.social Sometimes when I read about #SCOTUS I want to bite my toes and roll over backwards into a ball.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@volts.wtf I first heard this kind of clap back about 20 years ago. A report came out about homelessness in California. Berkeley did worse than some central town like Tracy or Stockton and their Mayor crowed about it. Berkeley leaders shot back that it's because we don't tell the sheriff to pick […]
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Why does Best Buy advertise on so many food products?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Toy Story 6 is going in a whole 'nother direction
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@emptywheel.bsky.social ignoring all the non sequiturs and rac/ge bait, Nike money is Republican money (Phil Knight) Dude thinks McRib is all meat
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Mundanes- now it's SpaceXSI Me, Galaxy Brain- squats CSI:Space across all platforms www.reuters.com/business/media-tele…
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Is there a polymarket for which Russian cutout rents which island for the party? #USPol ---- The Hill: Kash Patel, girlfriend announce engagement thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/61287…
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@trixter I dunno. Certainly no interest in the solids but every time he linked with a changling, le petit mort
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@volts.wtf I went to see a movie and they showed the trailer for Phantasm. The flying ball with the spike gave me nightmares. www.imdb.com/title/tt0079714/?ref_=…
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Charlie McHenry @charliemchenry.connectop.us.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Yep #MIRL
A cartoon depicts two dogs standing on a sidewalk, looking contemplative. One dog expresses frustration with the line, "I bark and I bark but I never feel like I effect real change." In the background, there's a storefront window reflecting a city scene
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@volts.wtf I'm glad the laughing emoji is crying as well. He's clearly signaling that ballots from R tracts won't be delayed or lost
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@trixter Miles, Keiko, and Worf are clearly a throuple. Ferengi are good with whatever sentient species will touch their ears Jake's mother was some kind of space giraffe
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I'm pre-old and I'm already doing mine in this style youtu.be/Of8JOVXYU0Q
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@courtney I was skeptical of him at first because it seemed like the proposition was "you can believe him because he always plays cops" but he's pretty cogent in the interviews I've heard
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
whatchamacallit bar craving right now. Every 20 years like clockwork.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#USPol #USGov Why TF is DHS buying a luxury 737 from anyone?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Not today, Father Time! #hiking #pnw #washington
Selfie of a blurred face handsome hiker. Over his right shoulder is Mt Adams in the distance. To his left is Wapiki lake a few hundred feet below. It is clear blueish water. All the intervening land is covered with trees
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Why does Best Buy advertise on so many food products?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@maartje "Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms..."
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@emptywheel.bsky.social Why do we make them do this? I fly "last to board/ don't get to choose my own seat" class and you know how many stairs I have to climb? None.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@emptywheel.bsky.social the autism diagnosis is going to make them more hot to prosecute him
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@mathowie everyone *Japanese* deserves dignity. How's it being Korean in Japan these days?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
In a parallel universe I make stuff
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Beefing up the police departments with the most eager xenophobes fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/prof…
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#NFL I see the #Browns have defeated the #Steelers in the "I don't want to grab a beer with either QB" bowl
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
#pdxtst Apple picking in tank tops this weekend
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Maybe I shouldn't have had cake and smoothie for dinner?
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/117359… Let's see what we got for our 2-3 trillion$ freedomhouse.org/country/iraq
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I'm always more content when I'm reading a book but I less and less feel like reading. Sincerely, Me and the rest of America
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Here in the future: I downloaded an app, input my identifying info, CC, and a $20 deposit. Then the EV charger didn't work. Look at the charging history and no one's gotten that one to work recently. If I can see the dozen 0-2 minute charging sessions, so can the operator. So it should be […]
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
It's the end of the month. Use up any spare Hoopla or Kanopy tickets on something outside your usual fare and let us know how it went.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@jik @thejuicemedia I still kinda wanna go
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@courtney Hoping there's a Pretty Woman type follow-up to this post at some point
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
#NFL #PHIvCHI Jalen Hurts to the Bears at the end of the 1st half
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Not todays, Father Time! #MontainMonday #pnw #hiking
A slightly snowy topped Mount Hood in the background , some pine trees, and a line blurry hiker in a floppy hat and long sleeve white shirt. East Zig Zag lookoutThe Indian Point craggy rock peninsula 2000 feet above the Columbia river with a blurry hiker in the foreground
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
@davidgerard pretty soon an announcement, "It's pronounced 'spay-kecks' now"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
@heidilifeldman There was IQ² debate about campus rape jurisdiction. Going into it I was 100% for criminal courts and after I was still for that option. But the debaters made some good points about the speed at which campus authorities could act. Ex: separating the principals in housing and […]
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
@mattblaze This is a good analogy. It feels like AI developers think all they have to do is give Hal the greatest confidence and enthusiasm for the mission and that would preclude it from trying to kill the crew. Also, it theoretically allows developers to not have to enumerate every possible […]
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