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Flaming Cheeto

@PizzaDemon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy
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I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
FPE activity reported in#PDX
Graffiti on fence windbreak fabric that reads , among other things, Fierce Peskatarian Extremists
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
It's almost happened before
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@steventdennis.bsky.social A) obligatory GIF B) Signal's only A+ secure if you set it to delete the messages C) She's going to be kicked out of MAGA... for saying 'Please'. The women are supposed to beg their partner men for everything but not patrons.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@stevevladeck.bsky.social
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Not today, Father Time! #hiking #pnw #washington
Selfie of a blurred face handsome hiker. Over his right shoulder is Mt Adams in the distance. To his left is Wapiki lake a few hundred feet below. It is clear blueish water. All the intervening land is covered with trees
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
#NFL #PHIvCHI Jalen Hurts to the Bears at the end of the 1st half
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Not todays, Father Time! #MontainMonday #pnw #hiking
A slightly snowy topped Mount Hood in the background , some pine trees, and a line blurry hiker in a floppy hat and long sleeve white shirt. East Zig Zag lookoutThe Indian Point craggy rock peninsula 2000 feet above the Columbia river with a blurry hiker in the foreground
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#FootPathFriday Southeast #Portland style
A sidewalk that is overflowing on both sides with encroaching plants from a house's yard and the strip next to the street.

On a post on the left is a small professionally printed sign that reads in green: 

ATTENTION
Entering Clothing
Optional Area
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Vax'd Stacked Ready to wrack!
A once powerful shoulder that now has flab and odd hairy patches. There are two rectangle adhesive bandages. The bottom is plain Caucasian colored. The top is Pup Quiz Pals themed
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
#FootpathFriday #Hiking #pnw Wait a second... I don't think this tree bridge goes *all* the way across the Lewis River.
A clear shallow river as seen from the bank. 
A downed tree extends from the shoreline and ends just beyond a large rock in the river on which it rests. The 2D illusion makes it look like it might end on the other bank but one would walk right off the plank into the water
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
#MountainMonday Not today, Father Time! Base of Barrett Spur at Mt. Hood
A handsome man's face is blurred out in a selfie in front of a snow covered rocky mountain with a slope just behind him
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
10 more days of summer! Stop with all this autumnal BS. #hiking #pnw #Oregon #PCT
Mount Hood from the north with a scattering of early snow. Orange red gold foliage in the foreground
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
RE: newsie.social/@TheNeedling/11723930…
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@karenattiah.bsky.social I relocated. I like the place and it's more affordable but it didn't address core issues.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Rock Lobster! #StarTrekDanceParty #HashTagGames
Yarnek, an Excalbian . A living rock
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
#USPol JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times www.yahoo.com/news/politics/article…
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Hard to think of a solid strategic decision MZ has made since acquiring Insta but ... {Graph} ----- Mark Zuckerberg had a bold plan to replace Meta staff with AI. Here’s how it imploded […] [Original post on mastodon.online]
Graph of Meta free cash flow 15y going from under 1B$ to 40B$, with a dip a couple years back (likely metaverse related)
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Like, 6 out of 7 days
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Whatever your bit is, commit to it this weekend
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
#Portland : let's celebrate crows! (but not their blackness)
A statue of a crow in many 
Hues of green with orange eyesA blue and pink crow statueA pink purple and bright green crow statue
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
#footpathfriday Okay, I'll do one. Summerland , Mt. Rainier 2024 #pnw #hiking #Washington
Two rickety planed log bridges across two tributaries of the same rocky stream
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
Me too, coffeehouse toilet. Me too
The top of a toilet with three wrapped rolls of toilet paper in a pyramid. To the left, a small Post-It note that reads 
"Runs slow (don't judge)
.  .  .  .
 Thank you for your patience"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Sooooo..... PBS is *officially* French now? Is that what's going on?
The Play store icon has the classic PBS profile face but instead of blue there are three faces , from left to right, blue over white over red. Looks a little like a French flag
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
#pnw #hiking #Oregon Yesterday at Owl point looking south x southwest at Mount Hood and the Badger Creek wilderness. share.watchduty.org/i/110721?ts=178…
Foreground: rock field then evergreen forest
Mount Hood in the upper right, some snow, blue sky with some cloud tripping over the peak

To the left separating the forest ridge and the blue sky is a dull grey layer of smoke
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
The Sasquatch at the Bonneville dam visitor center reminds me of the Alonzo Mourning meme i.insider.com/5ddc336bfd9db244c9137…
Startled but ultimately accepting expression on a Bigfoot statue in front of a gift shop
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
#pnw #hiking Old bones of the mountain forest trying to fall into their grave
Several dead blanched trees in front of Mount Hood. About half are upright and half are on the ground. One has fallen into the stump of another and is parallel, above the ground
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
#Hiking #PacNW #Washington
Blue skies with some white puffy clouds over Mount Saint Helens. Most of its snow cover is gone.
In the foreground, a man in a floppy sun hat and hiking attire strides purposely away from the viewer across a lahar dotted with young pine.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
[Foul language Likely self-deceptive motivational speech] Shit got done! Look at that. Does that look like it could damage a toe and turn it purple? I don't think so! 'cause someone took action and safety-fied it.
A metal ottoman leg wrapped in bubble wrap secured with a black plastic zip tie
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Crazy hard Street Hoop in #Portland #Oregon
A bicycle wheel, with spokes, affixed horizontally to the side of a telephone pole. It's about 8 feet above the ground
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Not today, Father Time! #Hiking #Oregon #PNW
A man with a blurred face on a rocky Ridgeline with patches of snow. A wide expanse in the backgroundMt. Hood with half snow as seen from cathedral ridge above McNeil pointAvalanche lilies, small white flowersBear grass blooms along Timberline trail at Mt Hood
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Look, I've already explained. Leeroy Jenkins is neither a current nor past lover...
A headline of an advice Colin from Slate. Com next to a picture of a confused woman

"My Boyfriend Did Something Incredibly Awkward During Sex. My Friends Say I Should Be Outraged"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
This is where I, with excessive turn out, carried Jesus
Footprints on the beach
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
In many ways, Soap was a very progressive show. Although there were episodes that had black face, yellow face, and Jew-face. www.imdb.com/title/tt0075584/?ref_=…
The black butler , Saunders, is speaking to Chester, the "man of the house". It's contentious. Chester says "I have half a mind to deck you" but the auto-captions on YouTube read "I have half of mine to dick you"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
@futurebird
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
It's here!
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
RE: mas.to/@carnage4life/11665816677326…
Emoji Kitchen sticker for 🍬 emoji and 🤪 emoji
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
I have baked off the remaining dough and eaten the ceremonial Memorial Day miso pecan chocolate cookies.
A brownish large chunk cookie on a black and white patterned plate
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
#StarTrek
Underside of UFP Voyager. Title "coffee stardate"
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
#StarTrek
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
#USPol When you get the PDB once or twice a year
The United States is deploying 5,000 troops to Poland, President Donald Trump announced on Thursday.

Trump, in a Truth Social post, wrote that the decision was sparked by the “successful election” of Poland’s President Karol Nawrocki, whom he “was proud to endorse.”This comment was met with some consternation, however, since Nawrocki was elected almost a year ago and inaugurated last August. Trump’s social media post added that the deployment was also a byproduct of “our relationship” with the Polish president.

The move came more than a week after the U.S. Army had abruptly canceled the deployment of the 2nd Armored Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division, to Poland.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
Thinking bout hitting this trail when I'm in the area this weekend. They don't even mention the sulfur in the place name. Exciting! #hiking #PacNW
Google map review of a hiking trail - 1 star

First red flag should’ve been the poached elk carcass in the parking lot—probably should’ve turned around right then.There were also multiple warning signs about hornets and wasps throughout the area. We didnt make it to the falls after running into a washout on the path that was impassible.

Definitely not a hike for beginners. There’s no marked trail, tons of large downed trees, and it’s very easy to lose the path and get turned around. Only attempt this if you’re an experienced hiker with strong navigation skills.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
@steventdennis.bsky.social
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
@volts.wtf always thought it had to do with the lithium deposit but A) that's in the South and wallowa is North B) battery tech evolution making lithium less valuable. mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/1111608…
Graph of lithium futures. Some rise in the last 6 months but huge drop-off from 5 years ago
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
@steventdennis.bsky.social Which is not much considering generics are now allowed to be 5% sawdust
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
Dog mountain doing its thing #Hiking #PacNW #washington
A hillside of yellow balsam root flowers. One wind-bent medium sized pine tree and a mackerel pattern skyA sloped hillside of yellow balsam root flowers. A couple of wind-bent medium sized pine trees , a mackerel pattern sky, and a dirt trail.just a hint of the Columbia down below to the right.
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
@karenattiah.bsky.social 2½ fingers down for Masto. (I would be the first person laid out in an actual gang fight)
The back of a hand pointing down. Thumb and Pinky not visible. Index and ring fully extended. Middle finger curled under so it's a kinda sorta fake looking "M" gang sign
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
One of these days I'm going to wake up and have some verve. ......
A bright orange 12 pack of canned energy drink named Verve!
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
An orange earth mover on a pile of dirt. "HITACHI" in white letters across the back. There's a light patch under it by the left treadWe zoom on the light patch and it's a cat
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Flaming Cheeto @pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
TFW when there's a small part on the floor next to your folding kayak and now you're not sure if it's going to spontaneously disassemble in the middle of a river.
A small black threaded nut on a multi-hued brownish carpet
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