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ligma franca

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hmm. ah? oho! teeth 4 teeth

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 20h
GT Vegeta looks like he was gangbanging in LA 35 years ago and now he's settled down but he's still got a little bit of cholo in him
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17h
ok but consider: origami
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17h
heck from the comic "guts county" saying "everyone's bein' inexplicably rude to me tonight, anyway" while wearing a shirt saying "i pissed too hard and broke the toilet at the lake of fire and now i need to wear this shirt to order a beer"
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17h
yes this functionally means that QoL are mainly limited to controls and UI, but that can make SUCH a difference you have no idea
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17h
my forever ice cold take is mods that change gameplay are not "quality of life" changes - just say you want a different experience (and/or difficulty) it's ok! anyone who judges you is a dick!! stop clogging up the QoL mod tags!!!
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ligma franca @piss.now · 03/10/2026
yooooooo good on ya!!
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ligma franca @piss.now · 02/10/2026
a foul beast stalks the crew, all while the first mate is trying to keep order after violently running aground. will sanity prevail? find out tonight, in Terror Firma
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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ligma franca @piss.now · 30/09/2026
extremely happy to know that spritz can get human horny too 🎉
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ligma franca @piss.now · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/moby...
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ligma franca @piss.now · 26/09/2026
yooooooooo there more mountain killing hand in the pipeline?? unironically been thinking about that one story lately it rips
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
picture the worlds biggest shit eating grin as i tell you “just give me some choke, and i’ll turn over”
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
“why must you stick with this barbaric and, frankly, outdated mechanism?” well for starters, that first blast of smoke feels *exactly* like letting out a massive bong rip
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
all the other dolls hate me for this
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
instead of delicate clockwork and dainty keys you gotta pull start me like a fuckin lawnmower, dont mind the oil and smoke i’ll clear up in a moment ^_^
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
the effect of woody’s pull string if pixar was cool
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
“to inflate boobs in the case of an emergency, please pull-“ oh geez oh golly 😳
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
enjoying that i have a legitimate excuse to use the word “flense” this week
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ligma franca @piss.now · 24/09/2026
and the necron! not a whiff of muscle between them
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual orientation emerges
My dog fursona who has an orange mullet and freckles and a little mustache lounging on the upsetting bisexual ikea couch and saying HAPPY BISEXUAL DAY, CRITTERS! I am bisexual and so is he.
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I was quite terrified to discover that many of our short order cooks are big apple shaped guys with goatees who wear wraparounds indoors.” My friend, that is why the hash browns are good
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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ligma franca @piss.now · 23/09/2026
absolutely love that betty is able to be “toon horny,” getting absolutely feral over yukking it up
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh lawd he comin😘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeVt...
youtube.com
Punk Ass Pirate Donkey No.1 | Restroom for the Wicked
YouTube video by JazLyte
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ligma franca @piss.now · 22/09/2026
yoooooooooo this fucks!!!!
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
just snagged some *primo* waterfront property at the Beach That Makes You Old™, just down the road from Margaritaville too
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
and yet, no one else will ever see it the only way to share is to jump in together
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
my friend once hit me with “age regressing to 20 minutes ago before we had this conversation” 😭
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
it also means we’ll be able to install cool eyes and a fat ass
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NIKKI @dotnet.dog · 21/09/2026
trying my best
the dog is sitting on the kitchen counter with a cup of noodles. she's wearing a relaxed coat top with a shirt and shorts, and her tail is dipping into the sink. the window behind her is open halfway, and the street outside is visible with the moon and stars in the sky. the text reads: i am trying to focus on the little things.
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
ugh i think you’re right there, it’s depressing /:
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
also, if i get spend 50$ on a a cool drawing i sure as sure as shit aint throwing it away, i know what i got and im not made of money lol wonder how their divorce is going
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
yeah its unfortunate that people are still taking their opinions about what is or isnt “good” art to be what “is or isnt” art, it’s incredibly self centered /:
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
and porn is/can be art, even new!
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
god they have the same stances as linguistic prescriptivists i swear
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
peeped their account and they’re giving lots of “things were better in the past” vibes, wouldn’t be surprised if they used the phrase “degenerate art” unironically /:
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ligma franca @piss.now · 21/09/2026
since theres no functional difference between dating me and being my friend, looks like everyones in the polycule now mwahaha
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ligma franca @piss.now · 20/09/2026
shotgun in a rocking chair
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ligma franca @piss.now · 20/09/2026
i’m still thinking about this, i kinda wanna do a short little bit of writing on this person, just a crappy witch
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ligma franca @piss.now · 20/09/2026
incredible amounts of “hark! a vagrant” vibes here, absolutely top tier work
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ligma franca @piss.now · 19/09/2026
ah yes my favorite constellation, born under the sign of “…what”
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ligma franca @piss.now · 19/09/2026
arctan of the covenant
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ligma franca @piss.now · 19/09/2026
eyy damn girl, that semper tyrannis was sic nasty 🤘
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ligma franca @piss.now · 18/09/2026
and theres nothing he or they or she or it or he or they or it or she or you or 47 bugles (french horn) can do about it
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devious emma @vasira-afterhours.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mods are asleep, time to post the fairy smut
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ligma franca @piss.now · 18/09/2026
jaguar -> british made -> it fails immediately
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17/09/2026
i can't decide if finding out @bransonreese.bsky.social is from the same area i grew up in is a sign for me to return to the east coast or one to stay away forever
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ligma franca @piss.now · 17/09/2026
if you ever have a really fucked up thought sorry, that was my fault - one of my shoulder angels mustve run over yours with a car and it takes a bit for them to restart
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