Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026went to the millennial ear doctor and the hearing test was just the first part of Such Great Heights 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scientists baffled today as they discover new bird that sounds exactly like the guy at the beginning of Down With the Sickness. "We just thought he like lived here or something" 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026replace the desk and computer with easel so you can do fun caricatures or nudity drawings of your guests 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Faxing Lauryn Hill because my neighbour's stairs are too steep 0753
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ooooh, you're gonna be in so much trouble when I write to Dolly Parton rather than call any sort of local wildlife enforcement 21191
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Man has somewhat idyllic life and is famous worldwide. When he figures that out, he leaves. 1240
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey yeah sorry I haven't been around too much im still trying to catch up on sleep from March 12, 2007 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remember being 7 and watching Tyson/Holyfield 2 and having no idea why everyone was freaking out 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Perhaps you jest, but Yellowknife is the capital of the Northwest Territories 100
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Perhaps you jest, but Yellowknife is the capital of the Northwest Territories 020
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If it's any consolation, you don't really need a sharp knife to stab 140
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026yes hello mR. BIGGARF420 it is me official_newssourcee I am come in great pain to inform that you may have HERPE from mistake LETTUCE in your home or grocery store pleas get any BUMP looked AT by HERPE DR. before any doing any INTIMATE with LOVED ONE 060
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026youtu.be/79zRjRktQVI?...youtu.beDogs BloodYouTube video by Release - Topic 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Ceekeeper if we retroactively change the first one to Akeeper 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026will I understand the story of mario 64 if I haven't played the first 63? 020
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gotta apologize to the previous generation, I had NO idea how hilarious it actually is to be perpetually and tediously obtuse about fucking everything 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's also so fuckin futuristic. What do you mean you CHANGED GENDERS, that fucking rules like did you also get injected with nanobots in your flying car??? 120
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Recently ordered new cat litter that I noticed afterwards boasted "essential oils" in it for whatever reason. Cats' buttholes are positively glowing though 020
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026That's why Donald doesn't wear pants, for the fear shitting 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The bottom of the barrel is exactly where we want to be here at Barrel Bottom Scrapings LLC 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/02/2026healthy house is also the type of music they are listening to 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025if you have low self-esteem, you're a stupid ugly idiot 010
Reposted by Piss mopKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025? 22090179
Reposted by Piss mopPiss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves 001
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I've heard whispers on the winds that tell of one sniveling little bitch that wants to get his eunuch ass fucking curbstomped get that conspiring dickless shit out of my court 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Daddy Longlegs went to the store for cigarettes and came back in 5 minutes 020
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/11/2025y'ever just be eating chicken and just think about how fucked up it is that they used to be a human just like us 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025accidentally left my bag of ,"grump gramps granola" at the foot of the table of your restaurant last Night if you could please call me back asap this was a test bag of my own homemade granola please call me back 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves 001
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025willy coyote was actually neurodevergent and that stupid little wood pecker was a mean bully 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 10/11/2025i love the dominant popular culture and i love to know about it and consume it with my ears, mouth and/or eye areas 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 08/11/2025i can't believe that it's already been 35 weeks since the hornets took over my duct system and began taunting me about my poor sexual performance with my wife 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 06/11/2025is this one of those pictures that simulate what it's like to have a stroke because I don't think I can identify a single foodstuff here 000
