Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026went to the millennial ear doctor and the hearing test was just the first part of Such Great Heights 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scientists baffled today as they discover new bird that sounds exactly like the guy at the beginning of Down With the Sickness. "We just thought he like lived here or something" 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey yeah sorry I haven't been around too much im still trying to catch up on sleep from March 12, 2007 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026will I understand the story of mario 64 if I haven't played the first 63? 020
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/06/2026gotta apologize to the previous generation, I had NO idea how hilarious it actually is to be perpetually and tediously obtuse about fucking everything 010
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The bottom of the barrel is exactly where we want to be here at Barrel Bottom Scrapings LLC 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 30/12/2025if you have low self-esteem, you're a stupid ugly idiot 010
Reposted by Piss mopKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025? 22090179
Reposted by Piss mopPiss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves 001
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I've heard whispers on the winds that tell of one sniveling little bitch that wants to get his eunuch ass fucking curbstomped get that conspiring dickless shit out of my court 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 24/11/2025y'ever just be eating chicken and just think about how fucked up it is that they used to be a human just like us 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025accidentally left my bag of ,"grump gramps granola" at the foot of the table of your restaurant last Night if you could please call me back asap this was a test bag of my own homemade granola please call me back 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves 001
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025willy coyote was actually neurodevergent and that stupid little wood pecker was a mean bully 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 10/11/2025i love the dominant popular culture and i love to know about it and consume it with my ears, mouth and/or eye areas 000
Piss mop @piss-mop.bsky.social · 08/11/2025i can't believe that it's already been 35 weeks since the hornets took over my duct system and began taunting me about my poor sexual performance with my wife 010
