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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 28/09/2026

Nah, because you only apply Jägermeister/Embalming-Fluid to corpses 😂

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Nope, civilised is when Jägermeister isn’t even on the menu.

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maps.app.goo.gl/uGaJa6RDx6FF... My other go to places are closed at this time in a Sunday.

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Any decent cafe will furnish you with an assortment of international papers.

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Just head to a café and read a paper 😀 Preferably somewhere outside.

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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026

I have just arrived in Bologna for @nodeconf.eu If anyone wants to have (civilised) drinks or something, I’m game. (Just DM me)

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Open source maintainers are starting to get all manner of communiques from the compliance & legal departments of huge corporations using vaguely threatening and legal-sounding language and demanding the maintainer fill out forms and reports and attest to the security of their project "because CRA".

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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 26/09/2026

We’re not actually released yet. Earth is just our CI environment.

James Snell @jasnell.me · 25/09/2026

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If you're not able to join us in person at @nodeconf.eu in Bologna, Italy next week, please do try to join us remotely here live.nodeconf.eu ... every talk will be broadcast live with downloadable recordings available after.

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NodeConf EU 2026 Live | Bologna, Italy

Watch NodeConf EU 2026 live from Bologna on 29-30 September.

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James Snell @jasnell.me · 25/09/2026

There's also a "Install to Home" app with the agenda available at nodeconf.eu/app You can get the live feed link there also.

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NodeConf EU 2026 | Bologna, Italy

NodeConf EU 2026 returns to Bologna with tickets, venue info, and conference links in one fast single-page experience.

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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 25/09/2026

🥁 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭🎙️ Thrilled to have @wunderacle.bsky.social on the #NodeConfEU 2026 stage! He'll be joining @brianmuenzenmeyer.com as a co-speaker to share the story behind "Replacing What Works: doc-kit and the Next 10 Years of Node.js Documentation." 🎟️https://www.nodeconf.eu

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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 24/09/2026

🥁 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭🎙️ Thrilled to have Caio Lima on the #NodeConfEU 2026 stage! He'll tell us the story of "𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐕𝟖 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭". 🎟️Don't miss it out; secure your tickets www.nodeconf.eu

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James Snell @jasnell.me · 24/09/2026

For those attending @nodeconf.eu in person... Immediately following the social dinner the first night, we will be hosting a Slide Karaoke competition! Winner will be selected by the audience and will receive a prize.

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James Snell @jasnell.me · 24/09/2026

Less than a week away from @nodeconf.eu We hope you'll be able to join us in person in Bologna, but if you're just not able to make it, we will be streaming talks live throughout the two days. live.nodeconf.eu We also have a calendar you can subscribe to for the program: nodeconf.eu/program.ics

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NodeConf EU 2026 Live | Bologna, Italy

Watch NodeConf EU 2026 live from Bologna on 29-30 September.

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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 24/09/2026

I’m thinking something along these lines: github.com/pipobscure/b...

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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 23/09/2026

The exact opposite of what actually should happen.

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Yes it’s all about auditable application bundles and their provenance. The goal is to ship the entire app tree with exactly the packages you want and have audited. Combined with a #! before the zip you get “self-executing“ CLI apps that just require node to be installed.

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I’m not entirely sure about your use-case, but I’m intrigued. Let’s chat some time. If I can make it work for your goals, I will.

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Have a look at the sigstore project. It’s pretty cool for codesigning via github/google/ms OICD

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I’m using sigstore for signing, which issues short lived signing certificate and puts it onto a public register to verify validity at the time. Alternatively you can provide your own chain in the zip and use any regular node mechanisms you can specify through NODE_OPTIONS

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And with a bit of zip-magic before signing, you can have your application running by just going `./my-app.zip` which makes it perfect for CLI tooling written in node.

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GitHub - pipobscure/bundles: Ship the Tree: Bundling NodeJS applications

Now that @nodejs.org v26.10.0 is out, I have released something that lets you bundle your entire app, digitally sign it with a certificate or sigstore and run it directly from node without unpacking. Have a look at github.com/pipobscure/b...

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Ship the Tree: Bundling NodeJS applications. Contribute to pipobscure/bundles development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Have package managers ship as signed zip archives that can be fetched in a single go with all their dependencies and the executed via --vfs-load you mean 😉

I find it sad that this needs saying at all. I fully agree!

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Das frage ich mich auch. Warum würde ich freiwillig von Eurosky zu W migrieren? I was asking myself the same question. Why on earth would I want to migrate from Eurosky to W?

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I don’t think I’ve ever been as in touch with my feminine side as when reading this post and looking at my IDE. 😂

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I like this idea! I think it would make life a lot easier. (P.S.: if you want me to, that would be a nice next issue for me to take on, but I don’t want to butt in and duplicate if you have something in the works)

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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 21/09/2026

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🥁 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭🎙️ Thrilled to have @mikolalysenko.bsky.social on the #NodeConfEU 2026 stage! He'll tell us the story of "𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐂𝐕𝐄𝐬." 🎟️Don't miss it out; secure your tickets www.nodeconf.eu

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NodeConf.eu @nodeconf.eu · 18/09/2026

🥁 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭🎙️ Thrilled to have @yagiznizipli.com on the #NodeConfEU 2026 stage! He'll tell us the story of "𝟓𝟎% 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐔𝐩 𝐍𝐨𝐝𝐞.𝐣𝐬 𝐇𝐓𝐓𝐏 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞". 🎟️Don't miss it out; secure your tickets www.nodeconf.eu

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It probably is, from a technical perspective. However anthropomorphising triggers instincts in us in terms of how we think about what’s happening. And I have a feeling those instincts let is maintain boundaries more easily than otherwise. Same mechanism as when people do it for cars/boats/etc.

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@naugtur.pl I‘m looking forward to having that discussion over a drink in Bologna @nodeconf.eu

And ultimately that means I can have no auditable trail, no separation, and no idea what data the thing has access to. So maybe we should anthropomorphise more?

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