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Piper

@pipedream.bsky.social

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The sweet smell of success reminds me a lot of antifreeze

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

smoking a really big bowl of weed then asking chatgpt for what I should be scared of

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

im a two drink autist but instead of caffeine and hydration its cold caffeine and warm caffeine

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

there are no more traditional families, every family unit now is just 2 gay fathers-twink son- transexual daughter- and a bunch of weird pets

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

currently 3-0 in a little modern challenge, have thrown countless times but kitties is too powerful to simply punt matches away, the little critters will support and heal you while the deck plays itself 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

itchy itchy itchy, doing some truly revolutionary thinking, im living on levels that would scare you to consider, urza's saga is better than mana confluence bc it doesn't cost a land to tap for mana

4 Birthing Ritual
1 Springleaf Drum
1 Overgrown Tomb
4 Cauldron Familiar
1 Mox Opal
4 Samwise Gamgee
4 Ocelot Pride
1 Dryad Arbor
4 Ajani, Nacatl Pariah
4 Gilded Goose
2 Viscera Seer
4 Witch's Oven
1 Haywire Mite
1 Lush Portico
4 Urza's Saga
2 Temple Garden
1 Forest
4 Wooded Foothills
1 Commercial District
4 Goblin Bombardment
4 Windswept Heath
2 Stomping Ground
1 Birds of Paradise
1 Renegade Rallier

2 Damping Sphere
2 Force of Vigor
1 Candy Trail
1 Gemstone Caverns
1 Haywire Mite
4 Pithing Needle
2 Veil of Summer
2 Endurance

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

wife hurredly excuses herself from the family festivities and darts upstairs, returns back seemingly satisfied. hours later I see this:

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Huge perk of the twink-wife, free weighted squats if i just have her climb on top of me

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

*feeding my secular zillenial faggot wife cold fancy feast from the can “we used to make this for potlucks, back when i was a kid! hahaha. num num num num. good job :)”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I owe literally my entire life to millenial trans women. yas please tell me about your experiences with pirate bay and and voting for obama queen, your a pillar of the community

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Piper @pipedream.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

on the witness stand with ten bucks worth of big old gumballs in my mouth: mmmmmmmph mmmph

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