iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

all of my teeth are molars!

Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

wheeling around to spit and snarl for a moment at a competent pursuer who will certainly seize my nape and shake me to ribbons

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

if i were a mouse i’d have already made my home deep within your stores of corn and rye

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

trying to brainstorm up a way to keep little fuckin kids away from my hobbit-sized mousetraps. And fast

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Top Ten People Who Said Monsters Aren't Real Getting Seized and Dragged Under Beds or Into Closets

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

FOSS from Wisconsin call that ope-source

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

right after everyone dies someone always says "end of the line, kid" no one knows who says that but many survivors talk about this phenomenon with regard to near death experiences. the voice calls you Buck-o instead of kid if you were a shit head in life #art #poetry #artery

abstract digital art in pink and green with black text

I choke between sobs,
"I don't know the words!"
You take my hands
soaked with tears and snot
and say,
"I'll help you remember."
Listening as you recite,
chasing thoughts you've only just had,
I do not remember,
but you go on
as I mumble your clipped echoes

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

flipping rapidly back and forth between scary skeleton and goofy skeleton

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

fuck dicks, man. It is literally impossible to tell a joke about just pickles cuz it’s like where are you gonna go? oh yea right fucking there

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

guys I contacted the administration and they said FUN’S OVER so you better just pack up all your things and head out right away or i don’t even know what

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

“my dad vs your dad”-ing Tony the Tiger and the Coors mountain lion

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

it’s okay babe. i’d forgive anything of you. it’s not like you’re to blame for the insurmountable gap between the ontic and the ontological… right?

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

murmurs and scattered coughs fill the room as the fact becomes inescapable that i will fail to overcome the facetious opposition of three allied pigeons, a scenario which had been designed tongue-in-cheek to serve as a control

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

listening to shitty music in order to keep from being bothered by my shitty headphones

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

[realizing that you intend to relegate me to the mines] wise friend, any fool can look upon me to know that i am ill-conditioned for the mines

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

ChatGPT, generate a short video, in the style of 2023-era stable diffusion, depicting Will Smith gobbling up some spaghetti. That’s good! Again, please. Again. Again. Perfect; again. Another one, please. Again. Again

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

don’t worry about society, bud. we wrote down all the rules so we can just put it right back the way it was

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

[shouting at a wall but, in a way, it’s also all my problems] i don’t give a fuck about you! Leave me alone!!!

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

springing a leak in search of blue paint only to stain the floor yet again with the same tired red

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

perforating the thread of prophesy such that it ought to break despite careful handling by the next person to come by

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

i am able before finishing two paragraphs of any author’s work to tell whether i’m smarter than they are

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

this conflict of pride between the witches of the wood and the sorcerers of the mount should have never been given the purchase to root. now we too of neither mount nor wood may yet perish as they do

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

entertaining myself valiantly for hours with only a fallen hair and a mote of debris

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

help! the government transmuted me into a gust of wind so that I’d be easier to kill, but i escaped and now they’re after me!

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

candy bar infused with chemicals which decrease your efficiency by forty to fifty percent

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

who pissed in your cheerios? aren't you weary from the labor of pissing in your own cheerios? try new piss cheerios. it's already in there!

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

[flipping so flippantly thru the Yellow Pages as to tear the pages] can’t u see these is all hucksters?! (multiple sinks simultaneously brim over as the pitch of the garbage disposal motor rises) i’d rather die than submit myself to this crap

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

the best english word is impious but pronounced like impy

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

noise-cancelling feature on the new AirPods is performing poorly against the ultrasonic drone caused by refilling the slurry tank on my quantum computer which is enshrouded in many throbbing biceps

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

they keep saying to imagine a better future but the future i imagine has robot ghosts and we need to get big and mean so we can fight them when the time comes

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

it didn’t very well get up and walk away on its own, did it?

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

all the movies show it like “oh no the aliens are special and we can’t stop them! all our bullets are just like kapew kerplinggg” but i bet if they turned up in real life a nuke would fuck their ship up real good

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

the sky is the ceiling ocean and we are the flying fish stuck to its firmament

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

fondly remembering those halcyon years of gnashing my teeth and snarling with cracked lips and fingers alone at the bottom of a dark pit as i reel at the pale sterility of books and articles

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

zero waste (no poop) diet got the clan feeling vital

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

all the flavors are actually the same they’re just labeled like blue purple and green purple and speedy purple and shit like that

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

i condemn you a la ghost rider

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

designing niche interactive tools which silently self-terminate on completion. zero methods to quantify or even describe their effect! the beauty is that they can be deployed liberally in a wide variety of fields, given the sheer number of extant unsolved or unattended problems. it makes everything

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I wonder if I ought to punctuate with question marks declaratives which express curiosity, hope, uncertainty, etc. as an expression of taste and spite? Maybe

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

[smacking the tip of my pen loudly on the page to indicate various contractual clauses printed thereon] ALL dignity forfeit without exception, sir! The soul you have AND any souls you might find! A little clown hat is EXPLICITLY mentioned in the text. And all these conditions quite perpetually, sir!

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

you better look out! that thing looks infinitely desirous of your instantly regrowing flesh

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Of the crime of Weeping for One Million Years the defendant is found GUILTY and is thereby sentenced by this goodly court, in the noble service of justice and as an emergent warden of good taste, to weep henceforth for Two Million Years! Speak no more, for I have spoken 🔨

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

this would be a great addition to my archive of indispensable mnemonics which are not only taut and effective but also apparently inextricable from their aggressively didactic fundament

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

anchovies in fish oil but its all the wrong anchovies and its all the wrong oil

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

as it comes to a head, it resembles a plump fruit at the peak of ripeness if it were to wheel around, asking the tree to wither and fall in order that the fruit may continue to prosper

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

checking the box next to “I’d rather not answer” under the survey question regarding to which confidence tricks i am personally most vulnerable

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

lukewarm showers in trustworthy solitude are the deepest sensuality i am able to experience, rekindling ancestral memories of being a water nymphe in a shaded pool a soul imprisoned may seek pain to win mastery of the self gaia does not worship pain. or treasure oh to have ever danced as she does

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

worshipping the self-annihilation of the appleseed made it just for you. for who? its funny how it centered me dirty broken open like the token of an appletree big intent in how its bent but never love for ecstasy

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Lime Salt @synthesighs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

let’s just say that if her sweeping and diving lyricism said “join my cult” instead, i’d be folding hundreds and hundreds of white t-shirts right now

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