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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did they ever settle that thing about what to do with the drunken sailor or is that still ongoing

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Who up sucking on mind-altering nuts

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

High risk, high reward 'us?' image.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do you think the famous cars from Cars can self terminate by hooking a tube up to their own tailpipe (anus)? Can they perish by tube huff?

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Favourite part of LOTR is in Appendix A, where Tolkien begins a sentence “In 1974 the power of Angmar rose again”.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The bi-curious incident of the dong in the nighttime.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Not to sound like a broken record, but…” I say, referring to the world record for the most original thing anyone has ever said, which I am yet again poised to break.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Fish version of Damocles and he’s sitting with a swordfish dangling above him.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Shelving gak in the bogs at Jabba’s palace.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Damning evidence of the deepening enshittification of the Google algorithm: the two bozos in the top image search result for sprezzatura in no way embody the characteristics of sprezzatura.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Attended a Red Cross first aid course recently. When I successfully packed haemostatic dressing into a slit in pool noodle simulating a severe wound, the instructor did a Charlie Sheen “winning!”. RIP to whoever’s life I fail to save in future when I remember this instead of how a defribulator works

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Haven’t yet checked the morning papers, but I assume that the chicken-man in Philly remained unscathed last night.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Getting my men to tie me to the mast so I can verifiably give the siren’s song a 2.74 on RYM

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Yikes, unfollowing now! Was a big fan of his courting, was unaware he did so with a sword and a pistol by his side

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Saw an ad where the Automobile Association describes itself as a “breakdown provider”. Who do they think they are, my EX??? (They were also a PLC founded in 1905 by William John Bosworth, to help motorists avoid police speed traps in response to the Motor Car Act 1903 which introduced new penalt-

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Was trying to sleep during the heatwave last night and kept getting a crystal clear repeating aural hallucination of Patrick Stewart introducing Salt n Peppa on SNL but instead he was saying: “ladies and gentlemen, BLISS and TERROR!”

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

MFW child labour skeletons found

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

UK plant species that I think sound like no-nonsense American businessmen: Sharp Rush Red Fescue Rough Clover Wood Spurge Musk Mallow Rock Samphire Heath Speedwell Hedge Knapweed Nottingham Catchfly Chickweed Wintergreen

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When Bloodhound Gang sing “yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting 2 thumbs up”, this sounds quite complimentary, but, looking at all the films they awarded this to, it just means the band see your equivalent worth as being anywhere between Fritz Lang’s ‘M’ and Speed II: Cruise Control.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Dignitas should give you an option to go out like Walken in Heaven’s Gate.

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hourly cumming @hourly-cumming.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

downright cumming

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Stowing a jumbuck in your tucker bag is lowkey goated when being a jolly swagman is the vibe.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The Romanian supermarket near my house has changed its name to Dracula’s Castle. This is because the legendary count aquired his aristocratic status by separately selling multipack cans of KA Fruit Punch.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

If I was a closer in the Mets, my walkout music would be the unabridged audiobook of The Hobbit. The opposing team would be so moved by Thorin Oakenshield’s tragic desire for the arkenstone that it would put the match in perspective, and exorcise their vainglorious preoccupation with glory.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Our sugar is yours, friend.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Ensuring my brain parasite remains famished by thinking thoughts like “the mouth is the udder of the mind”.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

ur mum is at her lowest ebb 😂😂😂

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Ringfencing my fortune by parlaying it all into a Kalshi bet that I’ll experience a life-changing sexual encounter with the Lindt master chocolatier before Michaelmas

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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

“Working blue” at my admin job today.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Ousted from my role as personality hire for the John Birch Society for becoming embroiled in a hot-micing incident in which I described Paul Bunyan’s nutsack as “umpteen fathoms broad” and “winsomely slurpable”.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

In My Dinner With Andre neither of the two men ever get up to go piss. One must therefore contextualize their discourse as that of two men simply leaden with dinner piss.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Just saw a King’s Trust advert about youth employability resources that used Atmosphere by Joy Division. Confirmed what I always suspected - that “Your confision, my illusion / worn like a mask of self-hate / confronts and then dies” is about subsidised skill-sharing workshops for people aged 11-30.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

I'm a professional dancer that's been training for years to perform the routine that famously killed my father, not knowing he was a mob informant who faked his death and has been watching me proudly from the shadows in disguise as the mysterious "Old Tom of the Streets", upon whom I spit every day.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

“I’m a top” 🚫 “I’m a bottom” 🚫 I’m Willy Load-man in Twink Death of a Salesman ✅

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

16ish year old on the bus, talking about Lewes prison: “It ain’t what it used to be. When my granddad was a guard, the prisoners used to call you sir and treat you with respect. Ain’t like that now”. Today’s teens mourn the once-ubiquitous figure of The Gentleman Prisoner.

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

wizard's crown, screenshot, apple II (1986) www.mobygames.com/game/1011/wi...

a person with a sword is entering ye bar. other people with weapons stand outside the entrance. there are people sitting at tables, a barrel behind a bar and a wall and door behind.
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you enter a smoke filled common room filled with the scum of society.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

When people jerk me off, I kill them!

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

If I learned in advance which side of the road I’ll be on when I die, I’d simply live the remainder of my life on that side of the road, so as to save time otherwise squandered on unnecessary trips back and forth across said road.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Aussie cyberpunk book called Nauuuurrrmancer.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Can’t believe the National Lampoon Tolkien parody was called Bored of the Rings when “The Sillymarillion” was right there.

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Pink Turns Puke @pinkturnspuke.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery

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