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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 16h

Yes diesel is expensive at £2 a litre but a milkshake IPA works out at about £18 a litre and tastes an awful lot worse.

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Preaching to the choir

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 16h

Always embarrassing at the pump

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Nothing worse than when you’re trying to siphon some milkshake IPA out of one car and into another and you accidentally suck some into your mouth.

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And the good thing about diesel is it smells nice and then when you taste it it isn’t pumped full of lactose like some kind of syrup for babies.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 20h

Yes diesel is expensive at £2 a litre but a milkshake IPA works out at about £18 a litre and tastes an awful lot worse.

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Pilot superfans, yes both of you, may remember that Peach Melba only exists because we accidentally ordered twice the amount of peach we needed for the original Buck's Peach brew and had to come up with something else sharpish,

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 20h

NEW BEER TIME! Well, old beer re-release time. IT'S BUCK'S PEACH! A peach wheat beer that's dry hopped with some new world hops that muggins here has forgotten and can't be bothered to look up. Anyway it's probably delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/...

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 20h

Still, some good news at last! We've managed to save an awful amount of cash by firing our lawyers and accountants and just hiring Manchester City fans off Twitter who are surprisingly well qualified in all such things. Apparently.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Had a call from Number 10 asking us to take this down. Bit weird.

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Delighted to announce we’re the Official Shirt Sponsor for Manchester City’s 27/28 Enterprise National League North campaign.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 29/09/2026

At some beer festival way back pre-Covid, probably about 2017, a guy in a Manchester City shirt told us we were the worst brewery there. He was technically correct but, still, hopefully he’s had a terrible evening.

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At the end of every month we put the payroll through and the bank website says "are you 100% sure this isn't a scam?" and we have a good look at our staff and think "honestly not 100% sure, no."

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 29/09/2026

At the end of every month we put the payroll through and the bank website says "are you 100% sure this isn't a scam?" and we have a good look at our staff and think "honestly not 100% sure, no."

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We were *this* close to getting the Tokyo Olympics mind.

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This is the only one of these we’ve ever done that could feasibly happen.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Delighted to announce we’re the Official Shirt Sponsor for Manchester City’s 27/28 Enterprise National League North campaign.

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Always knew these right wing grifters wanted to drag us back to the past but never realised that with their “repeatedly do something moronic then get their incomprehensibly gullible online fans to bail them out” schtick the very specific past they’re after is craft beer in 2016.

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Pineapple Radler. 2.5% abv. £2.70/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 17/09/2026

Yes we did see advert and considered applying for the job as Steven Bartlett’s head of social media but coming from the world of craft beer we’re just not used to grifting deluded oddballs.

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 16/09/2026

Delighted to announce we are no longer the Official Beer Partner™ of Ed Sheeran’s 2026 Loop Tour.

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Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?

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You could say, wait for it, my heart was broken

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This is actually a very good joke.

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Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 10/09/2026

At least all of us Leith breweries can stop shoehorning Sunshine On Leith into every other beer launch now.

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Haha we asked ChatGPT what we would look like in the 80s and it came up with a picture of a slightly awkward 8 year old nerd wait what?

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk Festbier 5.8% abv £3.20/33cl

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Cornelius Beer & Wine @corneliusbeers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk / Lupe Pintos Hellzapoppin GF Corn Lager. 4 % abv. £3/33cl

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 04/09/2026

Just remembered we're a brewery. Should probably try to sell some beer. Back once again (for the renegade master) it's Festbier! As ever, it's resplendent in a definitely non-copyright infringing can and 100% delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/festbier

A can of Pilot Festbier, extremely cleverly done to look like a Panini football sticker.

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👉Had the pleasure of meeting ChatGPT at a charity do once. It wasn’t pretentious, it was surprisingly down to earth. THE BOTTOM LINE? VERY funny

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Very in handy ffs. Never let it be said that we’ve developed any attention to detail in the 13 years we’ve been at this nonsense.

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It's all kicking off in our DMs.

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