Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 02/10/2026NEW BEER TIME! Well, old beer re-release time. IT'S BUCK'S PEACH! A peach wheat beer that's dry hopped with some new world hops that muggins here has forgotten and can't be bothered to look up. Anyway it's probably delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/... 1110
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 04/09/2026Just remembered we're a brewery. Should probably try to sell some beer. Back once again (for the renegade master) it's Festbier! As ever, it's resplendent in a definitely non-copyright infringing can and 100% delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/festbier 0191
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 13/08/2026Don't worry too much if you did badly in your A-levels, things could always be worse. For example you could have done badly in your A-levels and also have to drink beer from Jeremy Clarkson's brewery. 25911
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 03/08/2026This Friday we're off to White Hag's Hagstravaganza again, which gives us the excuse to bring up the time we inadvertently drew the ire of turboprop twitter. 7261
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 23/07/2026Yep, sure is tough in the old brewing world these days. Still, good job we don't also have to compete with multi multi millionaire celebrities who could swim in a pool of their money like Scrooge McDuck launching beer brands just because they can. 4295
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 08/06/2026Admittedly it wasn't great but the Scotland-Scandi collab project we did was like 8 years ago so it seems like an odd time to bring it up. 180
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 22/05/2026We used to have a no puns rule. We used to be a proper country. pilotbeer.co.uk/pilotlight 1363
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 19/05/2026A collaborative beer dinner? In 2026? But isn't craft beer dead? Probably. Come to this. It'll be absolutely delicious. pilotbeer.co.uk/celebraisondinner 1161
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 14/05/2026Err if we aren’t an award winning brewery then what do you call this charming little shopping bag trophy that Shopify sent us? 1110
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 09/03/2026We know times are tough but it's still sad to see Suzanne Vega getting in to the spamming game. 2263
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 20/02/2026Have a great weekend everyone. We’ll be back on Monday to smash those KPIs! 16582
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 31/01/2026Hello. Are there any Google Business experts around? Google's extremely clever AI has decided to claim we have a pub quiz on tonight (we don't, it's tomorrow) and there's no obvious way to remove it (e.g. Posts, Events). Google's extremely clever AI assistant is no help either. 4124
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 17/01/2026Tried to become the Official Beer Partner of this but unfortunately due to a misunderstanding on the phone we are now the Official Beer Partner of NASA’s first crude mission to the bastard twatting moon. 1142
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 10/01/2026Here’s something interesting that isn’t even about Twitter for once. We bagged our brewkit from Fountainbridge nearly 15 years ago, and now we’ve brewed a Scotch Export using a historic yeast strain from, wink wink nudge nudge, another Fountainbridge brewery. pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/... 51098
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 08/01/2026To explain this with a brewing analogy, it’s like if Tim Davie was in a brewery and the brewery was full of nothing but nazis and sex offenders and yet he decided to stay in the brewery to try to get the nazis and sex offenders to watch Countryfile for some reason. 2326
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 18/12/2025Not being funny like but if you haven't been to Vessel yet what are you doing with your life? 560
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 17/12/2025Good news everyone, our LinkedIn Year In Review is in! Tbh it’s mostly just all the times we left crying laughing emojis under one of James Watt’s great bits of banter. 0190
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 01/12/2025We put over 17 tonnes of fresh New World #hops into every IPA we brew! 3313
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 10/11/2025Do you have someone in your life who likes beer, coffee and smells? Do they have a birthday or a Christmas coming up? Then why not get them this? WHY NOT GET THEM THIS? pilotbeer.co.uk/mochaccinobundle 072
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 31/10/2025LOOK WHAT'S BACK! MOCHACCINO STOUT'S BACK! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! ORDER NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT! pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/... 291
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 21/10/2025It's a niche interest so by way of background, after a period of phenomenal success a few years back they've been in the doldrums for a good while. With a dwindling fanbase dining out on past glories while facing a seemingly irreversible decline, Brewdog are a brewery based in Ellon, Aberdeeenshire. 2286
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 10/10/2025Decided it would be a good idea if we added something to the frontage that told people what Vessel actually is. Please send us the business and marketing awards now. vesselbars.co.uk 5290
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 06/10/2025That's 99 Google reviews for Vessel, averaging 4.9. Want to be the 100th? Book now and IT COULD BE YOU! vesselbars.co.uk You could also be the 26th Tripadvisor review (the eagle-eyed amongst you will note that's also at 4.9) but that does seem slightly less of a milestone tbf. 240
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 26/09/2025Back in 2017 we brewed a Dark Mild with our (genuine, not made up for social media) friend Tim at Fell. Now he’s up here and we’re brewing exactly the same beer again, just because we fancy it. So that’s nice. 1201
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 12/09/2025We’ll do the good news first. We’ve made a big west coast IPA and it’s a proper westie. Bitter, sweet, piney. The bad news? Look we’re not saying we’re phoning it in but we’ve called it Big Westie and this is the can. Buy it here if you must: pilotbeer.co.uk/collections/... 5563
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 09/09/2025Seems like this has died on its arse then. What a massive waste of time and money. If only there was somewhere we could report that to. 4211
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/09/2025LOOK EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE DEFINITELY NON-COPYRIGHT INFRINGING OKTOBERFEST BEER IS BACK! pilotbeer.co.uk/festbier Not only that but at Vessel we're running, get this, Oktober-Vesst! Delicious Festbier paired with pretzels and bratwurst and suchlike. Oktober-Vesst. BOOK HERE: vesselbars.co.uk 1242
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/09/2025The main reason we stopped fining our beers back in 2014 is so that whenever we see Farage gurning over a pint of something crystal clear we can be reasonably certain it isn’t one of ours. 48713
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 30/08/2025Funnily enough after posting another of our trademark hilarious tweets we actually did win this. Which is nice. 2140
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 08/08/2025100% swear this is not a bit. We made up the bit about Clarks Wallabees on a cheap assumption, posted that then just googled this... 040
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 31/07/2025Hey look, it's one of our trademark funny videos! pilotbeer.co.uk/wit 2100
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 30/07/2025Look at this, we're launching a beer to celebrate 30 years of The Stand comedy club. It's called Wit, which is a very clever joke because that is both a kind of beer and a sort of humour or something. The name Ho-ho-gaarden was rejected on the grounds of copyright infringement. pilotbeer.co.uk/wit 2264
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/06/2025Editing the CAMRA website to fool them in to coming to our bar. 2141
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 09/06/2025Consulting the manual of a pump we've just bought and found this so unfortunately it looks like the perpetual motion machine will have to wait for another day. 1160
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 29/05/2025West Ham fans haven't had to hold their noses and swallow anything this unpleasant since Paolo Di Canio's fascism. 66516
Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 23/05/2025UPDATE: THE RUDDY BAR IS OPEN. 12-12, 7 days a week, 73 Hanover Street. 7608
