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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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mondayzc @mondayzc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
digital painting study from like ~15 seconds of the RHPC movie i did last year RIP Tim Curry what a guy
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men
My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Sapphic horse girl @spacewaste.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
neh
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fi @fioblah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
[ #bnha #kiribaku #bakukiri ] treasure
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
tried to leave the glen. can't be having that.
oleander the unicorn sitting atop chestnut the unicorn dominatingly
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Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#EraserMight Hung old man warning
Two collage pages of NSFW drawings, All Might (in skinny form) waving around his bulge at the gym and sauna. Eventually leads to Aizawa giving him a hand.

#peteart #peteNSFW
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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
someone sent me this by accident and I took it as a sign to draw elf!Zuku he’s growing more confident wearing these adornments ✨
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Léo Chérel @cherelleo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
" Am I so beautiful that you've no words left ? "
An illustration of Midna and Link, who is lying in a field. The young knight is in rough shape and clearly exhausted after the final battle against Ganondorf. 
He looks at Midna as if it were the first time he had ever laid eyes on her. The Twilight Princess returns his gaze with a reassuring look and gently holds the hero’s hand against hers.
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
CW // Teratophilia Wrapped up
An illustration of a knight on his side on the mossy forest floor getting fucked by a dark scaled wyrm with a ridged cock. The wyrms forked tongue is caressing the knights jaw and mouth in an effort to kiss him.
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
what the hell are harpies
harpy with chicksbig bluish gray harpy with sharp teeth and red eyeshawk inspired harpy
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🔞Momma Leahh🔞 @maneatingmomma.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#transbakugou Close your eyes and think about a truck pulled over to the dark side of the road in the middle of the night. Kirishima is leaning against it, frantically sliding his fist up and down his dick while a barely legal, vigin Bakugou leans out of the window watching him.
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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Meet Nenu, the Swamp Nymph 🪷
Character sheet of Nenu, a amphibian woman with a giant tadpole tail, sharp teeth and a water lily growing out of her head. She's wearing a tunic made of sailcloth held in place by a pulley and other junk collected from a shipwreck. 
In the top left corner, she's smiling broadly.  Bits of her previous meal are still stuck to her teeth. 
A stranger voice said, "Uuuh...Is that what I think it is between your teeth ?"
In the middle left, Nenu's head emerges from the water. Her bulging pink eyes stare at us.
On the bottom we see Nenu in panic - "My leeches, my delicious leeches ! GOOONE !!!" 
On the right, Nenu is completely turned away and has taken off her clothes. She casts a playful glance over her shoulder and says,
"I'm gonna take a quick dip. Wanna join me ?"
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
knot talk 1/4
comic page with yuuto talking to captain.
yuuto, flustered, showing him a picture of an enormous horse dildo on his phone: "This is, um, the biggest one that I have, um, length-wise. So it goes... pretty deep."
Captain: "The coloring brings to mind a kirin, perhaps."
Yuuto: "Yeah, that’s sort of what I thought. I like when they look kind of, um, imaginary?"
Captain: "I see."
Yuuto: "...yeah"
Yuuto (internally): What is this situation?! Why is he listening to me talk about this???
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ιм єνιℓ иσω :3 @vreni.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
STOP TELLING ME AI IS THE FUTURE OH MY GOD
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Sapphic horse girl @spacewaste.myatproto.social · 25/05/2026
Mermmates
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Nytro_nsfw @nytronsfw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Just a random drop after a long time! (Do you remember me ?) Finally here's the girls team from Dungeon Meshi! Enjoy 👀
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Nytro_nsfw @nytronsfw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
While finishing the second piece, I made a slight rework to the previous one by adding Kabru!
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Funk-Z @funkzzzzzzz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#krbk Mermaid Kirishima and intersex Bakugou who works for marine conservation
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Sapphic horse girl @spacewaste.myatproto.social · 18/05/2026
Eyyyyyy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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THUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
IMAGE OF A GREEN-SKINNED ORC IN A TUXEDO WITH HIS HANDS FOLDED LIKE DAT ONE BUGS BUNNY MEME, WITH DA CAPSHUN “I WISH ALL DA TRANSPHOBES SEEING THUNK’S POSTS A VERY GOOD AWAY NOBUDDEE LIKES YOU”
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Ferio🔜PRGE @feriowind.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
wanted to draw at least one thing for mermay... plesiosaurus inspired :y #mermay #art
strange mermaid creature inspired by the plesiosaurus. it has a long neck and an eerie humanoid face with large place eyes. it's hands are flipper like with claw tips, and it's lower half has 4 flippers and a broad tail like that of the plesiosaurus
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🔞 KEEMZ @keemznsfw.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it’s merfolk breeding season!
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Hoob @hooblashooga.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Once again begging people to set aside their personal views on fiction that they don't like, and to stand up for people like this. If we keep letting the government have gross overreach on what fiction is "acceptable", we're not gonna make it.
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pliant [ #⚔️ ]
A monochrome drawing of my knight OCs going at it in full armor. Willow is on the floor pressed against the wall, partly on his back and Douglas is fucking him into said wall. The dialogue reads:
Douglas: Taking me so well golden boy. Just relax.
Willow: Sh-shut up and get on with it!

Also I know this pose is probably unrealistic in full armor but I also really do not care. If you want to point that out I will just ignore you, thank you for your attention to this matter.
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stnslv🔞📏💦 @ddv6n4.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#avatar #milesquaritch #occanon
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.
A headline saying “JK Rowling is very unseat after David Tennant called transphobes ‘little whining fuckers’” over photos of JK Rowling and David Tennant.
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Aramis 🇦🇷 (commissions open!) @aramiss.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
some last second values
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2025
if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights
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🔞OnyxNuva || PLUS 🔞 @onyxnuvaplus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
#savespeech #notodigitalID #stopc8 #stopc9 Bad news: Canadian Bill C-8 & C-9 have passed House & 1st Senate Hearing. www.parl.ca/legisinfo/en... www.parl.ca/legisinfo/en... CANADIANS! CALL YOUR REPS NOW. sencanada.ca/en/contactus www.ourcommons.ca/en/contact-us
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stnslv🔞📏💦 @ddv6n4.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
they kings of gay shit #avatar #milesquaritch #occanon
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stnslv🔞📏💦 @ddv6n4.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
👅👅 #avatar #milesquaritch
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
anthy doodle 🌹
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🐌Fromage🔞 @latenitefromage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Who's up jerkin' off their husband ???! #bakukiri #bkkr request!
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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm doing my part in giving Kiri the adornments he deserves
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Mazie @sillyartcollector.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If you’re Canadian, PLEASE sign this petition to have endometriosis classified as a disability!!! Living with this incurable disease is horrible, it’s debilitating, it’s even humiliating sometimes. Please give us a break. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-6929 - Petitions
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
👽
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makeshift 🎃🦇 @makeshiftwingsplush.com · 20/03/2026
it's the year of the honse! 🐎 [ #plushart #sewingpattern #horse ]
A plush of a chubby horse (honse) being held up. It is very round with a small head, brown fur and ivory chest, and wavy brown faux fur mane and tail. It has small black safety eyes
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Ari @ariart0.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🌊 Small introduction to my [ surfer/mer ] Au :D 🌊 #dkbk #bkdk #mha #merman #katsuki #surfer #izuku
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Ari @ariart0.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
🌊 And also some rough concept sketches
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
meet morwenna, a cadogan-made chimera constructed from mostly dragon and harpy parts, and a single strand of laurestine's hair. she's meant to serve as a companion, a pet. her larger form is......... not intended for regular use. it gives away how much of her is /not/ made of unicorn.
several sketches of a little winged chimera made of unicorn, harpy, and dragon parts. and also a sketch of her Big version
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Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
💘 #endhawks
NSFW drawing of Hawks nude humping Enji from behind


#peteart #peteNSFW
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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
respite in-between adventures most of the blood is not theirs, and that makes them supremely attractive in each other's eyes
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety. This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
Title: Ring cameras feed data to ICE to help round up immigrants

Subtitle: ✨ Get a full refund direct from Amazon ✨

Body: In the past few months Amazon Ring enabled AI and facial detection by default for all users. Worse, they altered existing features such that your footage can end up in the hands of Flock Safety, the company responsible for 80,000 license plate readers across the country. ICE has been documented using Flock to know exactly where to go to find susceptible community members. Don’t help ICE round up your neighbors.

What can I do?

You can get a full refund directly from Amazon. Request a refund telling them their agreement with Flock is a breach of trust and invalidates the reason you invested into their security products in the first place. Amazon refunds because what they are doing is blatantly against the Terms and Conditions under which you originally purchased.

➡️   Reolink or Defender PhoenixM2 are great comparable camera alternatives.
➕   Request refunds for Amazon Blink Cameras as well on basis of lost trust.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.
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