Marko 🐕🦺🐖
@pileofcoyote.parts
410 followers 479 following 747 posts
Human canine. I'm a furry. ⚠️ NSFW 📍 PNW ❤️ Pup Turbo 👤 he/him 🏴 L1; 🇩🇪 L2 ~B1 Views expressed are not even mine, much less my employer's.
Human canine. I'm a furry. ⚠️ NSFW 📍 PNW ❤️ Pup Turbo 👤 he/him 🏴 L1; 🇩🇪 L2 ~B1 Views expressed are not even mine, much less my employer's.
![Adaptation of https://bsky.app/profile/outsidewolves.bsky.social/post/3kiplbvmgsc2o with the sweaters and shirts edited to read "I'm a [GPLv3] / few can [link to]" and "I'm a reason-/-ably [licensed CC-BY/MIT]" and "I'm a Public Domain"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreif2rs2y3zxakzrq4xlnwpjsmmrgl2be5e7obok26nvsnjsca5ehki)
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![SMARTY vs [Comic Sans:] OTHERS
✔️ High-quality, built to last.
❌ Cheap, break easily.
✔️ Patented, proper grappling stance.
❌ Sub-optimal design, impractical.
✔️ Made for grapplers by grapplers.
❌ Don't train martial arts.
✔️ Detailed filling instructions (video).
❌ Fuzzy instructions (no experience).
✔️ Outstanding customer service.
❌ Inconsistent or unaccommodating.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreic7ihres2f2h76afmbk3d6w7i3ufbs7d6nkkbvoqoaqldvztq3xcm)
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Jerry: Kramer, what's going on in there?
Kramer: It's [spectral analysis] Jerry...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreicf4woefim6d4cdnwbl6y527dvodhcq3txdkgj45idrqadhlyun5m)
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Ash
@ashcammm
[Markos]literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
2017-10-22, 1:56 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreigts6a7kjva6czf35qh3wvefzobt5zgjbpzwf4gcotnshipdxvnxi)
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The Noid
For other uses, see Noid (disambiguation).
The Noid is an advertising character for Domino's Pizza created in the 1980s[3] and briefly revived several times. Clad in a red, skin-tight, rabbit-eared body suit with a black N inscribed in a white circle on his chest, the Noid is a physical manifestation of all the challenges in delivering a pizza within 30 minutes.[4] Though persistent, his efforts are repeatedly thwarted.
Box: The Noid
[Image: Claymation still of the Noid.]
The Noid near his pizza crusher in a 1980s advertisement](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreiapkoxgjgookir6cvmxrme5ysuyopfn2hsznwstpkwrkrveemdipu)
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Chamblee hostage incident
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[9]
After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.[9] After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.[9] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas;[9] while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[9] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[10] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[11]
Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[12][13] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but died by suicide on February 23, 1995.[7][14] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[15] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[16]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shql4xkk7lmrsjnyfwbqs5ft/bafkreidcfsty33v4jsv7m3qs6ezgssqdyl63fewxjcaxbo2imsp3x23moy)
