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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 13h
my feet hurt fr 1 million faves
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 14h
Pre-show Caterers: Giardia Brothers
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it looks great
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
maybe that's why euros put their decimal commas differently
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
British women tearing the guts out of my horny corpse at the tiny venue portishead show
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
peeling the tin lid off this guy's head and scooping the most perfect cream off the top to savor
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
start squatting at least 5x a day right now or you'll regret it for the rest of your life... - the poignant postman
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nothing better
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blues Coordinator: Mahamadan Ptolemy
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Customer Credit Officer: Noah Wayne Hellman
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Laptop Repair Specialist: Eustace Hammer
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sunscreen Provisioner: Les Brown
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Gladwell TED doofus bubble was just a particularly goofy iteration of the Reaganite turn. Before that it was stuffier economists who on some level had to actually argue in the public eye with labor econs who came up under the new deal. Once the game was over they could get silly with it
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you change your display name to something festively seasonal like Dracula's Big Black Cock a bunch of OF bots insta follow you
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have signed an executive order remanding every computer science major to federal prison for the repeated torture and execution of billions of Langton's Ants
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the guy who said inner tube is even more correct than me actually that's the best material on hand
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes you can use a thick band of rubber. Cut some thick weather stripping. Doesn't take much, maybe a few mm thick
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
grinning pointing to ceiling speakers and bouncing eyebrows at the barista to enhance the moment
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Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Tallest Building in Motorcycle City Just Collided with the Sun clones.substack.com/p/the-talles...
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The Tallest Building in Motorcycle City Just Collided with the Sun
this is crazy
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Car Talk Names @cartalknamebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parking Garage Attendant: Ray Zador
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new front knobby and heavy duty tube. I remember when I used to struggle with tire irons, today was so smooth #motosky
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
these unc eyes have seen it all
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doing the thing
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I shouldn't have eaten 3 bowls of chili Mac and I definitely shouldn't have eaten 2 more after that
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will, i think I've heard of them but not familiar, sounds rad
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the book is fantastic and the print run was tiny apparently. I will have to dig around and find my copy but I'll dm you when I'm mailing it
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have nifft the lean if you want to borrow it 😎
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd be astonished and overjoyed
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
those big block rounded treads aren't worth it, if you want to have a great experience off road it's best to get actual knobbies
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Serendipity
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thank you for surfacing this account to me
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me motorboating my atomic wife
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is one of the best days off a mailman can get
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
apparently the 440 is a lot more similar to the workhorse 411 where the 450 was more performance oriented
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
man if the Himalayan 440 comes to the states I feel like I owe a debt to God himself to get one. I love my KLR but if there had been a 411 at the shop that day id have ridden it home #motosky
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gruh @grahamsig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh baby I want you so bad. Let me put my sword in your mud. Hey wait come back.
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
enjoyed coyote vs acme and also enjoyed running into @violethour.bsky.social at the cinema
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the only true ADV bike
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SCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The elite liberal project of hijacking every liberatory movement, defanging it, undermining all progressive or socialistic programs or politicians, and selling social justice as a branded subsidiary of the Democratic Party was a massive component of transmogrifying the Tea Party/PizzaGate into MAGA
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't even engage much with the nice people who actually discuss regularly but the book lists have such a high hit rate, but it's pure luck that someone else did all the work to hone in on my favorite author and that those works lend themselves to so much discussion lol
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
very enriching aspect of my life over the last 10 years has been returning to a lot of reading thanks to a literature podcast growing a thick enough community to start spawning its own series of book clubs. All things I tend to scoff at as wannabe stuff but when it's exactly in one's lane it's great
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the robot was so good at welding pipe in the demonstration shop that we're opting out of inspections for this suspension bridge
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Dracula's Big Black Cock 🧛🏿‍♂️ @piffwhiffle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
saw some posts yesterday to the effect of "code review was really just a social process to reassure fussy humans!" and felt genuinely honored to be alive right before the total cultural abandonment of the concept of quality control. If it happens fast enough somebody might actually learn something
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