Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026people forget that they literally lowkey caught bart pranking 140
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The sentence "Peanuts pasta for dinner supper" contains ever letter in the human alphabet. 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026⚠️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘁. Didn't understand some of the words and shut up 080
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The ocean is being flooded with orange guts because of so many people makeing jack o lanterns 010
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My thrall is being soo annoying and clingy lately. Like get your own thing 020
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had a vision that a ghost came to me in a dream 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Tallest Building in Motorcycle City Just Collided with the Sun clones.substack.com/p/the-talles...clones.substack.comThe Tallest Building in Motorcycle City Just Collided with the Sunthis is crazy 042
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pisses me off when babies aren't enjoying it as much as they should be 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh great. Right. You're attacking me literally the year I was about to start saving up for a bodyguard. 070
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 06/08/2026In the 2000s this was considered comically secure 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Watch as the classically trained french chef elevates mere candy into a whole new level of candy 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 21/06/2026(emerging from the shadows) Boo! Ha, just kidding. First time? You have that "please don't hurt me it's my first time in the dungeon" face. I'm here all the time. It's pretty lonely actually. People just want to pass on thr—huh? yeah, treasure room around the corner yeah. Yeah have a good one. 0181
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Dude I've been counting your molecules I think you have like a hundred 020
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 01/04/2026You can tell which groceries in the store think they're going to get eaten 090
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Sorry for calling Grackle Gladiators a "mecious mumbo game for mushmouthed mud eaters" 020
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Permission to play with your tiny little balls homie? 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Me(judge on a America's Got Talent): okay who's next The Acid-Tongued Percipient: if your fat little 12 year old self could see you right now he would shoot you with a bazooka Me: I'm done with this guy can we bring the Unctuous Groveler back 050
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 23/02/2026dear santa, is it possible to be a 28 year old prodigy 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sciences discovered a new food with over 100 ingredients 082
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Dad are you gonna come to my screaming recital tonight 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I knew Grape Ape. I LOVED Grape Ape. You sir are No Grape Ape 050
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Heading to all of garden to order the super salad and milk 060
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My tiny ass doctor said my organelles are failing 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The end of the year is always so scary because there's no way to tell what year is coming next 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 27/12/2025My top three interests are breakfast lunch and dinner 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 11/12/2025"imagine—" Stop right there. I can't imagine anything 020
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Nobody wants to talk about how the moon is getting smaller 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I've heard rumors of an even smaller molecule called the smallecule 070
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 04/11/2025A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 16/10/2025🔔 Your Tiniest Little Homie just sent you a Micromessage. ⏸️ Would you like to use the Magnifying Glass app? ▪️◾◼️ Loading... 🔍 Fell down another sewer grate lol 0100
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine 040
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2025First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme: If they're green you must be mean If they're blue no can do If they're red they wind up dead If they're yellow let it mellow If they're purple get on your knees and start praying 1142
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks 0184
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 16/09/2025A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality 0111
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 09/09/2025(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself 030
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The plan is simple. We go to the tattoo parlor and ask the guy to give me and tattoo of tomorrow's powerball numbers 070
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I set off a basic level trap and now everybody thinks my perception stat is woefully underleveled 🤦 0172
Mr Business @mrbusiness.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Motorcycle City is the largest city in the world with 500 buildings and over 1000 skyscrapers 060
