Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 3hI’m attacking it with paracetamol, zinc, and a small dose of decongestant that won’t affect my blood pressure too much 110
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 3hWe all got the same thing? Dizziness ✅ Headache ✅ Runny nose ✅ Cough ✅ Huge penis ✅ Sore throat ✅ 7100
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 4hI hope my other lunchtime hangouts are still thriving. Debenhams, Burton, Clone Zone etc 270
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 4hI read that zavvi has gone bust and wondered what would take its place in The Galleries in Bristol before finding out they closed that store about 17 years ago and I’m just basically out of touch with the world 160
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 7hWFH is great for solo work but when people you used to sit within slapping distance of take a day to answer a simple question when you’re fixing something for them, it has its downsides 0260
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 21hThat Hovis woman should know to NEVER accept a sandwich from a child in the street 240
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 21hIt’s getting a *bit* warmer here this week because one of your storms is coming over or something 120
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 23hI will not be buying a commemorative 50p coin for face value plus £2.99 postage only legal tender in Jersey followed by a charge of £27.99 for the other coins they’re going to send me thank you VERY much 190
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026Everyone ask Farage questions in Russian from now on 1180
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026Sitting here with excellent posture tapping away exactly like thisstatic.klipy.comJohnny from Airplane! - I Could Make A Hat Or A BroochALT: Johnny from Airplane! - I Could Make A Hat Or A Brooch 1110
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026I’ve just got an under-desk infrared heater because I’m old now. I have nice toasty legs though 010
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026I went to bed feeling quite ill last night but I woke up at 3am and opened a Regular Saver account that pays 6.5% so I’ve probably improved 0230
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026I’m the same age as Tom Welling but I’d never accidentally show my penis online 5300
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026Sit next to me on the sofa and watch Columbo and then maybe our legs touch 5330
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026I watched a few videos about healthy eating and now YouTube is recommending loads of stuff with shirtless men pointing at broccoli 5350
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026To be fair, Greatest Hits Radio does play a lot of good stuff if you're of a certain age 110
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026Ok, I'm not doing the radio competition to win £750k because they broadcast you answering the call for the next week and I hate the sound of my own voice 2220
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026This is usually the point at which someone with a fungal nail infection tells me I've done it all wrong 290
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026Slightly overcooked my spinach omelette but it didn’t stick 🥳 1150
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026I got a jumper out of the wardrobe and it's somehow a bit dusty or something because it's making me sneeze but I'm not putting the heating on yet. I'll be fine as long as I'm not hiding from a monster in a Scooby Doo cartoon 1220
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 10/10/20262 weeks before Christmas Eve if you’re middle middle class or above 110
