Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026If you want to watch a terrible gay Christmas movie with acting not quite good enough for a corporate training video, The Holiday Exchange is on Great Christmas right now 9220 22
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026That’s about the right size I reckon #Big #Uncut 7570 57
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Go to your camera roll and search “boat” then post a picture of a boat you like. Why did a photo I took inside the Taskmaster bandstand come up? 220 2
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Am I getting some attention then or what? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about 0500 50
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Like a low in saturated fat natural source of omega-3, my walk is Crisp ’N Dry 0180 18
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026You now know a homosexual who got a FULL CASH REFUND for his beetle-infested Ready Brek 5460 46
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026I created this in MS Paint to explain it to someone 150 5
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026I suspected they were exactly the same product so now I’m just making my own. The texture is slightly off but it cooks in 90 seconds in the microwave and tastes the same so 030 3
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026At least I bought the branded one last week because that’s all they had so…. Ok they’re exactly the same product 150 5
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026Slightly overcooked my spinach omelette but it didn’t stick 🥳 1160 16
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026Ok who fancies answering a riddle thought up by a deranged stripper on crack and walking away with a dusty bin 030 3
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026I’m supposed to be listening to the recipe but then I looked at his arms and THEN I was just trying to work out what room he’s in 4390 39
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026I can’t see the Esso prices on Google maps but at least I can flounce in and out 2351 35
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Does Hyacinth know her postman used to be Herr Flick (2) of the gestapo? 1110 11
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Well now I can’t remember what this was but it must’ve been good 0140 14
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Tonight: giant insects and weird creatures terrorising shoppers in a Tesco Express 180 8
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Watching GoldenEye on ITV. Bond: Your predecessor used to leave a bottle of cognac… M: I prefer bourbon 4532 53
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026How many times has he been booked for an appearance and then it's a bit awkward but they've already sold the tombola tickets so they don't say anything 070 7
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah they do that when you spell their name like that when it’s right there in the screenshot you dumb fuck 1140 14
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026What site are you on right now Jon? Oh, it's just... 1140 14
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026Price history of the office chair I’ve got my eye on. Any day now 050 5
