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Pie Mom 🦞

@pie2thepie.bsky.social
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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8N6qP7R

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perfect day for apple picking! Especially when there’s mimosas with freshly pressed apple cider 💕
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How am I supposed to work like this?!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Old Navy, I could never hate you. Found the best sweater for me to wear this fall when being dragged to countless Football Sundays. #yaysports
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blanche the day she came home
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The original I mean
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll be honest, this movie scared the shit out of me lol
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes you just have to play hooky for a day #lakelife
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Same 😂😂😂 Faerie smut! Faerie smut! Yassss!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Check the fridge? 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Huzzah! It’s Renaissance Fair Day!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TikTok decided I needed a new hobby (I absolutely did not need a new hobby). First attempt at kinusaiga!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Blanche is totally not interested in my wings, she’s just snuggling, no begging no sir 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This has layers…right?
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I only have like 5 hairs on my head as it is 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In completely not important personal news: I am desperate to chop off all my hair again but can’t. My oldest daughter asked me not to because she likes it better long. 😭 (Technically so does my husband but I’ve never given a shit about straight men’s opinions and I’m not going to start now.)
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The perfect July night with perfect kiddos and friends
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yeah. Trey Jackson is making a very strong play but I honestly don’t know that much about him
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hahahah he was really nice and I liked his ideas when I met him, we talked for an hour!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jordan Wood would be good, I met him early in his campaign before he switched races. Similar beliefs but a married gay man with a child
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s not weird, it’s a beautiful tribute
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Go, Diamond’s little brother, gooo!!!
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/06/2026
Yes. Well.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A gyro from a Greek house of pizza is absolutely top tier
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My dad’s still alive and I’m thankful every day for that. The man fought leukemia and won during COVID. It was a nightmare and the whole experience still feels like something made up. While I can be totally honest and say he was not the best husband, he’s the best dad and my best friend.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Her older sister absolutely loses it every time 😂 Coughing and gagging. I always remind her it could be worse…she could want to use the microwave…
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just my 8 year old chillin with her favorite afternoon snack…a tin of sardines 🫣
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Skelly says Happy Pride!!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yep just finished Jurassic Park and now reading The Lost World
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Please, gather children. Gather round and observe this historical artifact. This is how we used to order the next books from an author we enjoyed when you didn’t have Amazon or a local bookstore 😭😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Got June’s read on eBay so I could also enjoy the cover I remember from my childhood #jurassicpark #june #reads
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We debated (argued) about a few things so not sure if this exact moment but if I had to guess it was probably something about Susan Collins
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is now my favorite photo that’s ever been taken of me. I shall call it:“Mansplaining: A portrait of male audacity and feminine response.” Bonus is my buddy who has the expression of “oh dude, you fucked up, this is gonna be hilarious.” 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh shit I can retire early 💅
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Decided to try a TNT after watching the Martin Short documentary. Mount Gay rum and Ting (Jamaican soda). It’s fucking delicious! #thirstythursday #thanksmartinandmaya
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Jon Taffer's Outburst: A D*CK!
ALT: Jon Taffer's Outburst: A D*CK!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Husband: “What did you want to do for dinner so I can take it out to defrost?” Me: “Pork loin? We can do it with rice pilaf and broccoli.” Husband: “We just had pork on Saturday and beef yesterday, I was thinking chicken.” Me: “…ok.” LIKE THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK ME?! JUST DO THAT THEN!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sunday Funday!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When your daughter steals your bonnet and is perfectly content sleeping wearing it like this…
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just once in my life I’d like to be as cozy and contented as a kitty
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Got a lot of looks for my “now kiss and make up!” chant at the boy aquarium #mainemariners #hockey
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
BookCon in NYC this weekend!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Like yes I know men, even straight men, read. But it takes only a brief look at the BookCon lineup to know this show is primarily for the girls, gays, and theys. Wtf is this poster. Where is HER book? Is she turning the pages for him? Guhhhhhh.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bestie and I are going to BookCon in NYC this month. I’ve been (not) patiently waiting for them to share the official posters bc I wanted to get one for my author autographs since I read on a Kindle. Finally, 2 weeks out and they release it. And I am livid. WHY IS A MAN THERE?!?! A straight man!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sure there’s no whole automatic sleep thing but you could slide out if you wanted to stand for a bit, bathroom, etc. But rolling in to my own cube with no one able to recline their seat directly in my face? Priceless.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m rewatching The Fifth Element for the umpteenth time and had a thought after my flights to and from Munich last week. Since airlines seem hell-bent on maximizing profits by cramming economy passengers as close together as possible anyways, could I suggest this stacked cube model?
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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a man in a hawaiian shirt is laying down and saying `` hello there '' .
ALT: a man in a hawaiian shirt is laying down and saying `` hello there '' .
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Thank you! I was trying to channel the gorgeous abaya look. I felt like a princess.
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