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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Perfect day for apple picking! Especially when there’s mimosas with freshly pressed apple cider 💕

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How am I supposed to work like this?!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Old Navy, I could never hate you. Found the best sweater for me to wear this fall when being dragged to countless Football Sundays. #yaysports

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes you just have to play hooky for a day #lakelife

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Huzzah! It’s Renaissance Fair Day!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

TikTok decided I needed a new hobby (I absolutely did not need a new hobby). First attempt at kinusaiga!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Blanche is totally not interested in my wings, she’s just snuggling, no begging no sir 😂

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

In completely not important personal news: I am desperate to chop off all my hair again but can’t. My oldest daughter asked me not to because she likes it better long. 😭 (Technically so does my husband but I’ve never given a shit about straight men’s opinions and I’m not going to start now.)

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The perfect July night with perfect kiddos and friends

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Go, Diamond’s little brother, gooo!!!

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The Rooster @rooster.info · 30/06/2026

Yes. Well.

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My dad’s still alive and I’m thankful every day for that. The man fought leukemia and won during COVID. It was a nightmare and the whole experience still feels like something made up. While I can be totally honest and say he was not the best husband, he’s the best dad and my best friend.

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Just my 8 year old chillin with her favorite afternoon snack…a tin of sardines 🫣

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Please, gather children. Gather round and observe this historical artifact. This is how we used to order the next books from an author we enjoyed when you didn’t have Amazon or a local bookstore 😭😂

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Got June’s read on eBay so I could also enjoy the cover I remember from my childhood #jurassicpark #june #reads

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is now my favorite photo that’s ever been taken of me. I shall call it:“Mansplaining: A portrait of male audacity and feminine response.” Bonus is my buddy who has the expression of “oh dude, you fucked up, this is gonna be hilarious.” 😂

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Oh shit I can retire early 💅

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Decided to try a TNT after watching the Martin Short documentary. Mount Gay rum and Ting (Jamaican soda). It’s fucking delicious! #thirstythursday #thanksmartinandmaya

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Husband: “What did you want to do for dinner so I can take it out to defrost?” Me: “Pork loin? We can do it with rice pilaf and broccoli.” Husband: “We just had pork on Saturday and beef yesterday, I was thinking chicken.” Me: “…ok.” LIKE THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK ME?! JUST DO THAT THEN!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

When your daughter steals your bonnet and is perfectly content sleeping wearing it like this…

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Just once in my life I’d like to be as cozy and contented as a kitty

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Got a lot of looks for my “now kiss and make up!” chant at the boy aquarium #mainemariners #hockey

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Bestie and I are going to BookCon in NYC this month. I’ve been (not) patiently waiting for them to share the official posters bc I wanted to get one for my author autographs since I read on a Kindle. Finally, 2 weeks out and they release it. And I am livid. WHY IS A MAN THERE?!?! A straight man!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I’m rewatching The Fifth Element for the umpteenth time and had a thought after my flights to and from Munich last week. Since airlines seem hell-bent on maximizing profits by cramming economy passengers as close together as possible anyways, could I suggest this stacked cube model?

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I’m going to a “Caftans & Cocktails” event tonight to benefit our HS teachers through the PTA. I have literally never been more excited to attend a school fundraiser.

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

2 min into the Manosphere documentary and I am already enraged

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

When it finally warms up enough to do a full brush out outside 😳

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Started my new job Monday and then Tuesday afternoon they asked me if I could fly to Munich with the team on Sunday to see one of our parent shows. I’LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING, GERMANY! GUTEN MORGEN, BITCHES! (I am much professional)

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Life Update: On Monday I start my new job! And this bitch vaulted from manager, over director, to motherfucking VP. With a base salary 50% more than my last job. The world is a dumpster fire but for once Pie isn’t totally in the shit!

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Having your period and a cold at the same time is a unique kind of hell

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Arriving in Florida 🤝 getting a Pub Sub

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I got laid off yesterday. The event/publishing company I worked for decided to close the clean energy brand I worked on bc of changes in the industry and “with Trump having 3 more years we know it will continue to affect things.”

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry 😂

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My only New Year’s Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026

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