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Pie Mom 🦞

@pie2thepie.bsky.social
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I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8N6qP7R

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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perfect day for apple picking! Especially when there’s mimosas with freshly pressed apple cider 💕
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How am I supposed to work like this?!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Old Navy, I could never hate you. Found the best sweater for me to wear this fall when being dragged to countless Football Sundays. #yaysports
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blanche the day she came home
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes you just have to play hooky for a day #lakelife
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Huzzah! It’s Renaissance Fair Day!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TikTok decided I needed a new hobby (I absolutely did not need a new hobby). First attempt at kinusaiga!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Blanche is totally not interested in my wings, she’s just snuggling, no begging no sir 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This has layers…right?
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The perfect July night with perfect kiddos and friends
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just my 8 year old chillin with her favorite afternoon snack…a tin of sardines 🫣
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Skelly says Happy Pride!!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Please, gather children. Gather round and observe this historical artifact. This is how we used to order the next books from an author we enjoyed when you didn’t have Amazon or a local bookstore 😭😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Got June’s read on eBay so I could also enjoy the cover I remember from my childhood #jurassicpark #june #reads
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is now my favorite photo that’s ever been taken of me. I shall call it:“Mansplaining: A portrait of male audacity and feminine response.” Bonus is my buddy who has the expression of “oh dude, you fucked up, this is gonna be hilarious.” 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh shit I can retire early 💅
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Decided to try a TNT after watching the Martin Short documentary. Mount Gay rum and Ting (Jamaican soda). It’s fucking delicious! #thirstythursday #thanksmartinandmaya
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sunday Funday!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When your daughter steals your bonnet and is perfectly content sleeping wearing it like this…
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just once in my life I’d like to be as cozy and contented as a kitty
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Got a lot of looks for my “now kiss and make up!” chant at the boy aquarium #mainemariners #hockey
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
BookCon in NYC this weekend!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Bestie and I are going to BookCon in NYC this month. I’ve been (not) patiently waiting for them to share the official posters bc I wanted to get one for my author autographs since I read on a Kindle. Finally, 2 weeks out and they release it. And I am livid. WHY IS A MAN THERE?!?! A straight man!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m rewatching The Fifth Element for the umpteenth time and had a thought after my flights to and from Munich last week. Since airlines seem hell-bent on maximizing profits by cramming economy passengers as close together as possible anyways, could I suggest this stacked cube model?
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
When it finally warms up enough to do a full brush out outside 😳
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Repping our girls during a Sunday at the Boy Aquarium #hockey #mainemariners #pwhl #bostonfleet #maine
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Work break
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Munich is excellent
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Let’s gooooo
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Arriving in Florida 🤝 getting a Pub Sub
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A bunch of church leaders were arrested outside Susan Collins’ office this week for protesting the ICE presence in Maine. 1. Good for them. 2. Fuck Susan Collins and fuck ICE. 3. Why does this one pastor have me feeling like Fleabag?
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
New ICE meme just dropped
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Doing New Year’s with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isn’t ready yet? Nooo…
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Also the bûche de noël attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dad’s today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS 😭💕💕💕
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Blanche trying to hold all of her Christmas presents in her mouth at once 😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I just found this at TJ Maxx and it’s my new ride or die. Not fragrant and no white residue so far!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The view from our hotel room does not suck.
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Be so for real, Vanessa
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
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Pie Mom 🦞 @pie2thepie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
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