Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 7hIt's funny that Miliband looks like he's on the set of In The Thick Of It, Meloni looks like she's in the witness box and they are playing the wiretaps, Merz appears to be in an attic flat and Carney has a coffee from Tim Hortons. 080
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 8hTomorrow on ABC Insiders, the new Greens leader discusses the "national question" and the policy of Korenizatsiia because ........ its 1926 042
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 9hThe ABC didn't notice it happened at all, which is in some ways worse. 2230
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 9hThe two main newspapers in Melbourne just reporting this like it's a normal thing to say. 97020
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 11hThe ABC gets someone to pose by a highway after > a month's rain in a day. One for @apiln.bsky.social 294
Reposted by Tim LyonsTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 39116723031
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 11hNBD. This is also the opex some Pretendgineer at the firm spent trying to pick and order *date evening nice food plus sexy not too sexy gift* 111
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 14hTakes a weird Stupol-Style Braine to spend your first days talking about this......... 2120
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 14hMaybe Shoebridge sees 12% as a challenge but not in the direction you might expect. 150
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 14hAlso he said "The Ukraine" in a deliberate intervention into the issue which is very, very weird these days............ 4180
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 14hThe other parallel between the 86 Cox Plate and tomorrow's RL is, obviously, a whole bunch of Kiwis in the mix. 020
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 14hThis is like the 1986 Cox Plate and the field is around the back near the Primary School and Bill Collins intones "Have they gone too early?" 130
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 15hYou could easy get 391 Queenslanders to agree that purple is the mark of the beast (or that felafel is biphobic) and petition accordingly. 240
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 15hMy issue here is that any random right-wing coded garbage like "abolish stop signs!" is reported as the authentic cry of the masses, the will of the Volk. 1100
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 15h“391 people.” I could get double that in an hour to make a random TISM song the National Anthem. 9196
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 16hAlso what counts as “growing anger”? You’d get more poasts about a dodgy free kick in a random game of footy. 152
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 17hThis is an excellent piece. (The Pharmacy Guild represents chemist shop owners not the employee pharmacists.) www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/comment/heal...thesaturdaypaper.com.auThe secret power of the Pharmacy GuildOur health system is under growing strain. Universal health insurance was created for a much younger Australia: when Medibank began in 1975, fewer than one in 10 Australians was 65 or older. Today, it... 081
Reposted by Tim LyonsKate Littlejohn @kelittlejohn.bsky.social · 19hMy brain will always instinctively think that 'Butlerian Jihad' is a Judith Butler reference no matter how many times I correct myself 4171
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 19hMe too! And for years I presumed that's what it actually was - some meme I'd missed! 150
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 20hThe small-business lobby may want to have a think about if responding to any change about anything ever with "we are just too stupid to deal with the modern word" is a great public message. 1111
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 20hPaying bank fees and charges to get a 6am Jetstar flight to the Goldie. Genius. 110
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 20h(I suspect most of this is very small businesses using a debit card attached to an operating account - ie not credit - and you can still use the same funds to pay the ATO via bank transfer anyway! Non-issue.) 4120
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 20hIf you need to pay your tax bill on credit, you should pay any finance charges not the Commonwealth (ie the rest of us.) This is not hard to grasp. 2244
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what your stoner mate at Uni made when he said he'd cook dinner for his girlfriend's birthday. (She was vegetarian.) 3120
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Inconsistency, but some Qld kids don't need teeth. More news at 7. 181
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a party (he was in the Gov) that mandated council decisions about fluoridating water in 2012. 1269
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The mad big bloke in country footy who stands in / near the goal square and [redacted] people. 000
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Spring Racing really kicks off. Traditional big day at HQ tomorrow. 110
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026well, Xenon say a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands. 040
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(This tech will reach a tipping point and riots will start. It might be revolutionary violence but more likely plain old riots.) 380
Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What does AI say about people just burning down the Maccas because it decided to charge $117 for a meal deal? 4170