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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The way I saw him mention "aviation furs" and thought it meant their fursonas were birds 😅😅😅

A tweet I saw from some politician saying "just a few weeks ago at the "furry migration" convention in Minneapolis, there was an "aviation furs meet-up." Ask yourself... Would you be comfortable with a mentally ill furry being your pilot?"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Absolutely loving the placement of live laugh lube next to the macramé disco balls

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I still can't believe @arieskadmon.bsky.social described being snotty as "producing pre-sneeze"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm sick and I am not being brave about it 😅

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The place with all the stolen artifacts doesn't have morals. I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Visited here today. As @chibi-verse.lgbt said "hundreds of years of people have eaten here and now two faggots having brunch"

The outside of Ye Olde Trip To Jerusalem (which claims to be the oldest inn in England)

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Incredible advice from the NHS 😅 I genuinely love the NHS and these are, I'm sure, the correct side effects, but they might as well have said "the fuck if we know 🤷"

Will I lose or put on weight? You may experience slight weight loss, or a slight weight increase.

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I'm not sure how I feel about this coffee cup

A glass double-walled coffee cup with no handle

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It gave me the same guy twice but in different shirts 😅 Unsure if this is reading me for my type or for my atrocious ability to recognise strangers 🙈

The results of a survey showing the "main type" I'm attracted to. Two of the images are the same guy in a different t-shirt

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

When I am flirting heavily it's usually with the aim of doing the bear 🙈

A picture of a Victorian couple with text that says "Victorian slang: Doing the bear - flirting heavily / rizzing someone up"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just seen an ad for an AI tattoo design generator. I feel this might be a new low. You want art on your body *for life* and you've decided to get it from the shitty plagiarism machine??

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If this isn't already the name of a bear event someone needs to get on that right away

A metal black and white sign that says "gin & bear it." The sign also has a glass of gin, a wedge of lemon, and a bowler hat on it

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

When Pink sings "you're not broken, just bent" I really feel seen. Yes, Pink, I am just bent 😌

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Shhhh 🤫 @piandcakes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Can I breed you?

Me naked. You can see from my neck to my thighs. My cock is half in a fleshlight

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Arrived in a waiting room and there was just one other person in there. I see the guide dog at his feet. What do I do next? Give him a friendly smile and a nod 🤦 I'm going to be reliving this interaction for a while 😅 In my defence, I was distracted because he was very hot

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026

See what consumers have to say about DuckDuckGo's perplexingly analog sunglasses. Head to knockaround.com/products/duckduckgo… to purchase. #DuckDuckGo #knockaround #sponsored

Consumers react to DuckDuckGo's New Sunglasses

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I do love a glorious mess 🤭

Packaging for meringue nests "the glorious mess...4 meringue nests"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"On this day" Google Photos recaps really make me sad some days 😔

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Cutest piece of junk I ever did see! Millennium Falcon design by Luke_Bricks82 on Rebrickable using the Lego Magical Unicorn set

A little Lego millennium falcon in multicoloured bricks. Pic from behind it

A little Lego millennium falcon in multicoloured bricks. Pic from the front of it

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The lighting isn't amazing, but it would be rude not to make use of the changing room

A picture of me in the mirror. I'm shirtless and wearing jeans.

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

*looks around at the world* Go on then, list them

Wall art that says "there are so many beautiful reasons to be happy"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This feels like a very niche fursona category

A canal river trust post that says "what's your canal creature alter-ego? Take the quiz" above a picture of an anthropomorphic duck, kingfisher, otter, and fish

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Bye Starmer you sucked just as much as I expected

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'm not even sure who I should be apologising to for this??

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Look how cute these mugs are ☺️

A yellow mug with haribo fried eggs on and a white mug with haribo cola bottles on

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Them (flicking through a magazine): Stanley Tucci was in a carriage at Ascot Me: well yeah, he's the people's princess Them: 🤔😒

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Bonne fête nationale! 🇨🇵 Thinking back to the year I was in France on Bastille day and some dreamy firemen gave me champagne 😌

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Google Photos reminding me of this gem I made and sent to @arieskadmon.bsky.social whilst tipsy

A Venn diagram titled "Bears". Circle one is labeled "haribo". Circle two is labeled "gay". In the intersection of the circles I've written "goes in Ewan's mouth"

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Conversations with @capitaloftexas.bsky.social Austin: You're older than me. Hi daddy Me: 😒 Go clean your room Austin: is that a euphemism for douching? Me: 😒

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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I fail to see the problem?