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i know it’s my inner 🥖faguette🥖 talking but i’m p sure i could be cold in the ground and hearing “i don’t speak german but i can if you like” would immediately revive me

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

here’s the gay thing btw

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

best part of teaching piano at my students’ houses? i get to snuggle with their pets (like miss bleue belle today)

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i just ate an entire chipotle burrito and i’m going to die so full help

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

y’all. i need to do the math again a little later in the year but i did a rough calculation on my tax refund this upcoming spring between state and federal i’m going to get something around $10k back, if not a little more

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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

half of my wikipedia usage is to find out if someone is gay

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

facebook reminded me that today is the five-year anniversary of having to put my dog down and now i’m real sad 😭

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ugh i had a canker sore pop up on my bottom lip over the course of yesterday and it is miserableeeee

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it’s been a while since i’ve skeeted about it but with the album dropping today i feel it’s time to say it again goddamn i fucking love carly rae jepsen

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ooooh it’s so great when some bullshit can instantly put you in a bad mood love this journey for me

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Alfredbro sauce

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

in honor of #fcf, here’s me taking one two years ago this upcoming sunday

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

update: as was expected, She has graciously delivered another masterpiece unto Her children [homosexualists]; praise be 🙌🏻🙏🏻

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🤌 🍝

Cum is not social media in Olive Garden font

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“cum. is. not. social. media.” has to be the funniest fucking things I’ve read on here in weeks🤣

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wake up f-slurs god’s full new double album just dropped

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

bought some fresh p*ppers today so guess who’s gonna be whacking his peepee extra hard later tonight (it me)

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i fell *hard* trying to jump on a bus before the driver took off and bruised the shit out of my legs… and i never bruise 💀 it happened in front of probably two dozen people; i was so fuckin’ embarrassed lmao

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

new glasses, which pair do we like best? (the ombré ones are darker than the website pic but they look more like actual green in person)

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

to the man that emailed me at 5:05 in the afternoon and then called me at 9:45 the following morning asking why i hadn’t responded to your (non-time-sensitive question)… brother, you emailed me 40 working minutes ago. calm it tf down. mama’s not caffeinated enough for this yet.

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i just heard cum referred to as “population paste” on tiktok and i feel like i should be entitled to some sort of financial compensation for the trauma it has inflicted upon me

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justy’s dark passenger @justishmael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

be the change we want to see in the world xD

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

do you know what i wish would make a comeback in the texting world xD / XD peak emoticon

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i want something from trader joe’s real bad but going would mean having to put on pants and make a half hour round trip and i just don’t think i have the strength in me 😔

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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

picked up my new glasses today and i’m always surprised how much of an adjustment it is when you get a new lens prescription (never mind the fact i’ve had glasses for 20 years lmao) like omg i’m suddenly seeing in 5k over here, how did i not notice my old rx wasn’t strong enough anymore

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